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AshWebster Brolly Dolly
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i dont mean to brag about finances...
but the bank keep ringing me telling me i've got an outstanding balance
____________________ Honda cg125 J reg peice of shit ---> CB650F ---> 2016 CBR600RR
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The genders are just like the WTC towers. Once there were two, and today it is a very sensitive topic. ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
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If a woman driver turns her wipers on on a hot sunny day, she's probably about to turn right. ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
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A bloke buys a Cockney parrot, but gets sick of it saying, "I'm from London, and I'm hard as fuck!", so he puts a Kestrel in its cage. Next morning, he finds the Kestrel dead, and the parrot says, "I'm from London, and I'm hard as fuck!", so the bloke puts a Golden Eagle in its cage. Next morning he finds the eagle dead, and the parrot with no feathers! As he looks in the cage, the parrot says, "Had to take me coat off for that cunt!" ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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chickenstrip wrote: | A bloke buys a Cockney parrot, but gets sick of it saying, "I'm from London, and I'm hard as fuck!", so he puts a Kestrel in its cage. Next morning, he finds the Kestrel dead, and the parrot says, "I'm from London, and I'm hard as fuck!", so the bloke puts a Golden Eagle in its cage. Next morning he finds the eagle dead, and the parrot with no feathers! As he looks in the cage, the parrot says, "Had to take me coat off for that cunt!" |
So this went on with every companion bird he brought home until the guy had had enough of it.
He told the cockney parrot, "if you attack anymore birds your going in the freezer ya prick."
Parrot attacked the next bird the guy brought.
Guy put the parrot in the freezer.
Parrot shouts out, "I'm sorry for my past behaviour Sir and I promise to be good in future."
Guy let's it out the freezer.
Parrot asks, "What the fuck did that chicken in there do?" ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
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What do you call a fat feminist with a rape whistle?
An optimist. ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
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Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?
Geri can. ____________________ Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
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I went swimming earlier, and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end.
The life guard must have noticed because he blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 225 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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