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Tracey Suntan-King |
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Tracey Suntan-King World Chat Champion
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Posted: 11:53 - 11 Jul 2018 Post subject: |
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FGS! I just wanted to search "jewelled sandals" on ebay and before I could type the sandal part, it auto-filled "jewelled butt-plug".
The fabric of society is breaking down I tells ya. Even worse Sid doesnt believe me ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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Posted: 13:29 - 11 Jul 2018 Post subject: |
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I just typed in jewelled butt plug and am now traumatised for life. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Posted: 16:23 - 11 Jul 2018 Post subject: |
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redwarfie wrote: | chickenstrip wrote: | am now traumatised for life. |
Cue Ste posting a link which, when clicked on, will make your state of traumatisedness feel like a peaceful Sunday morning stroll... |
Don't be silly. Nobody in their right mind clicks on Ste's links. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Tracey Suntan-King World Chat Champion
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Posted: 16:35 - 11 Jul 2018 Post subject: |
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Tracey Suntan-King wrote: | "Bumbling"
ˈbʌmb(ə)lɪŋ,ˈbʌmblɪŋ/
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noun: Jewel-encrusted butt plug
Example: "Tracey's bumblings astounded even the most sophisticated observers" |
Shouldn't that be two separate words, or at least hyphenated? ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Sir Clip Two Stroke Sniffer
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Posted: 16:37 - 11 Jul 2018 Post subject: |
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To be honest, if I had diaorhhea (yay, spelled it without a dictionary!), I would just phone in sick or summat.....it's not sealing with a pitched thread, and ptfe tape, so it would just blow out with more noticable effect, surely?
I suppose that if you suffered from moderate wind, and worked in close proximity to people who would kill you if you farted in there prescence (Yakuza?) it might offer some benefit, but aside from that, why would you need one, a jeweled one ffs? |
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Posted: 16:41 - 11 Jul 2018 Post subject: |
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Sir Clip wrote: | why would you need one, a jeweled one ffs? |
Are you suggesting that you find a plugged arse hole to be pretty enough as it is?
I suppose you could just use glitter round the edges. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Not Irish you shortarse |
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Tracey Suntan-King wrote: |
Soz and all that, but that flip flop is quite girly |
It's all I can wear at the mo, not many girlies wear size 12 O'niell flip flops! ____________________ Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
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Polarbear wrote: |
I've never understood this baby thing (even though I've had my own kids)
They shit on the bed and Mummy bears coos and says 'Isn't he clever'
Puppy shits on the bed, Daddy bear chastises it and chucks it in the garden.
A few weeks later Daddy bear's puppy is house trained. Mummy bears baby still shits on the bed.
Suggests to Mummy bear my training method is better.
Manic Mummy bear screaming words to the effect of 'Get thee behind me Satan'
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luckily my wife and I are very much on the same page when it comes to parenting. Our daughter is only 8 weeks old so we have a long way to go yet.
Her favourite trick is pissing/shitting as soon as you take the nappy off to change it, neither of us find it 'clever' or adorable. I cant help but find it funny- that or defenestration of the baby.
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 331 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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