Summers distractions.

[JonB]

Yes, in the winter we have ice to contend with. Now in the spring summer us men (in this instance) have the summer threat to contend with...

WOMEN!

Was just going out to local takeaway to get some chips, was coming through town and I saw 4 or 5 ladies walking down town, rather appropriately dressed for the sunshine and hot weather, but damn! My concentration went and I nearly ended up in the back of a van! They are such a distraction. I thought I had mastered the art of controlling my teenage hormones. Obviously not.

They banned mobiles in cars as they were a distraction, we must now take a moral decision, do we banish women from pathways in summer.
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[White Noise]

Know exactly what you mean, some steps to help

1) see a distraction
2) pull over near the path of said distraction
3) take helmet off, keep the engine running
4) and perv to your hearts content!

WN
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[TheShaggyDA]

No, ladies should not be banished from the pathway! As a compromise, suitably attired ladies should be followed by a person waving a red flag, warning you of the impending distraction. This will give you enough time to plot your chosen course, and give said distraction your fullest attention.
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[Kaben]

what and waving a green flag if they are mingin?
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[Vespa]

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[TheShaggyDA]

Pictures, dammit, we need pictures!


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[JonB]

[Kaben]

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[Villers]

They had a discussion about this on the radio yesterday. I think the final agreement was that fit birds were solar powered and only came out in summer!

[shellshock]

Oh they hack me off big style, 1st glimpse of sun, and the fake tanned, blonde straightened haired, stereotypical false nailed tarts are out in their belts, incy wincey little vests and knee high boots, are they off clubbing, little attention seekers

Jealous me ? - of course I bloody am! Besides they have no class, I'd be wearing little hot pants showing my bumcheeks, and a yella polka dot bikini, and the requisite biker boots as well.

PLUS, us girls have to wait a wee bit longer for the blokes to do their stuff and get their kit off, all those bronzed torsos, ahhhhhh, bliss, excuse me I need a moment ......

[JonB]

Was gonna get my man boobs out today, but thought no. Really must get myself to the gym!
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[JonB]

Always a pleasure.
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[Zoffo]

[The Tot]

I went for a little cruise this afternoon around NW london and Hell-YEAH, i know exactly what you mean. Well at least i did more livesavers today than if there weren't any poorly clad women on the streets.

I guess some nice fitter should be waving a red flag... like, right after you've bailed cos you were concentrating on her image as opposed to like the bollard directly in front of you or that pleasing fish and chip shop window. - At least having one mirror helps to keep my concentration directed in a forward direction.
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[mrchips]

I've nearly drove into the back of an artic for that very reason but it's all good.
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[Gazdaman]

Watching 50 bikers all turn around after spotting a hottie was quite a sight.

There was a law in america at one point that if a woman was driving a car the closest male relative had to walk in front of her waving a red flag. Made me piss myself.

Gaz

[stevo as b4]

It not the girlies that need to be banned from the roads and pathways in little summer clothes tho is it?

[Liverpoolrobb...]

god help me im the same! ive had a few close calls!