Trackday Caption Competition

[Silver]

Donington Park, today. So, just what is Mike thinking?

[instigator]

"I'm sure they said take the second left...."

[Nighteyes]

"Just how far behind me is Craig exactly?!!"
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[PsychoHippy]

I have got the right day, haven't I?
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I spend all my money on bikes and beer, the rest I simply waste!

[stinkwheel]

Ok, pulling out to overtake. Mirror, mirror, headcheck left, lifesaver and...Oh, where'd he go?
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Black Knight]

Mike started to worry as the 747 landing gear appeared

[Claud 14.7 to 1]

"Haha, suckers"

[Kickstart]

Langoliers Part 2
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[TheShaggyDA]

"Hey guys, smell that one! Guys? Guys?"
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Current: CB500 Previous: CB100N, CB250RS, XJ900F, GT550, GPZ750R/1000RX, AJS M16, R100RT, Enfield Bullet

[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

[Jrod]

"Phew, I got away from binge"

[Shaun]

I could do with some of that gravel for the drive way, or maybe for the flower arrangement I have in the back

[iCraig]

"Eh, where is everyone?"

[Reevo8]

"what a lot of kitty litter, they must keep big cats"
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05 ZX10R, (**05 WKR)

[mrchips]

Crap did I lock me front door?
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[jay12329]

How good am I? I lost the instructor!


















Oh no wate, he lost me.
J

[XS1954]

Is this the way to Amarillo or not?
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You're a cock.

[lilredmachine]

'I could swear I had the dog tied to the handle bars a while back'
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Bikes: too many, too much for one man to maintain anyway.

[MarJay]

Mike makes the attempt at the world riding in reverse record - understandably the track is kept clear.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[Fortuna]

Maybe a race in Chernobyl wasn't such a good idea.

[RickHolt]

Free bungees to tie down your shopping, reason 56 to shop at Morrisons.

[Zoffo]

Nope...still havent managed to lay a brownie,

[m99dws]

Shit...Nobody there, that means I am last!

[Whitetrash]

"Im just going to stare at my fuel tap for a few seconds and pretend i havent stalled it"
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No body likes me,
Every body hates me,
Think I'll go and eat worms!

[bigedyant]

Just then, Mike remembered that pillions and 3rd gear mingers don't go well together .
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

[Motkram]

'Idiots! Don't they know they're going the wrong way?........................hmmmm.'
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Part-time GSXR1000 pilot>Micron Serpert system+K&N, PC111, Sigma slipper clutch, Brembo m/c+Galfer discs, Gilles rearsets, Translogic Quickshifter.

GP125>GSF400>VFR400NC30>YZF600R>YZFR1(1998)+KLR250>YZFR1(2003)>CBR900RRY>YZFR1(2002)>GSXR1000K1+RGV250