Ever broken down in the worst place?

natefz6 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 06 Apr 2005 Karma :

https://www.facebook.com/thesportfather/videos/1006189052807509/

Laughing

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Top of the Dartford Bridge was amusing.
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ZebraDriver · Scooby Slapper Joined: 13 Feb 2011 Karma :

Lion enclosure in Blair Drummond Safari Park, not on the bike I would hasten to add Very Happy

ZebraDriver · Scooby Slapper Joined: 13 Feb 2011 Karma :

double post

natefz6 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 06 Apr 2005 Karma :

Username checks out..
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recman · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Mar 2012 Karma :

Tesco petrol station in Baldock.
The resulting pile up was biblical.

thx1138 · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Karma :

MCN · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2015 Karma :

Not a breakdown more dumbfuker.
I went into the prepaid lane on Dartford bridge. Of course I had no prepay/transponder on the bike. As it is free to ride over on a bike. The barrier didn't know that. Some prick in a hiviz eventually came over to let me through. He made the mistake of starting off a lecture. I had rode down from hull that morning and was in no fkinung mood for that.
There was a queue of poor fuckers who had innocently followed the Scottish Edjit into tbe toll gate. I lifted my visor and shouted at hiviz to just open the fucking gate ya prick. He opened it and continued with his rant as I waved past him. 😁
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winz · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Feb 2015 Karma :

Running out of fuel on the M5 in the outside lane wasn't much fun.
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mentalboy · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 May 2012 Karma :

Audi's cam chain tensioner failed on Penn Inn roundabout, Newton Abbot, back in the days when it didn't have a flyover but at least it had traffic lights. That bloody roundabout featured in all my driving tests (car, bike and hgv) and was a complete bastard for all of them, that was before the lights went in.
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bladerunner · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Sep 2006 Karma :

Just goes to show how fucktard cyclists are!! Laughing

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Sister Sledge · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Aug 2018 Karma :

Central Motorway, Newcastle. The section that's all enclosed beneath and down to two lanes and during rush hour - on my old Suzuki T250.
Managed to push to a slightly safer part of the road and fix it - the bike had one fuse which had blown so I twisted the wires together to get me out of that hell hole.

Suntan Sid · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 May 2009 Karma :

Snapped cam belt, Cavalier SRi, 4th lane of four, rush hour, M8, deep joy!
The Polis, dragged the car off the motorway, and the AA fitted a new cam belt at the roadside, cheaper than a garage!

For those about to call b/s, the 1.8 litre SRi was the non interference engine, if I'd had the 2 litre version it would have been game over.
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