What would win?

[Travis Bickle]

What would win out of a gorilla and a murangutang?
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1999 Yamaha FZS600 Fazer

[grr666]

Win what?
A race?
Game of cards?
X factor?
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Travis Bickle]

A battle of wit.
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Must Go Faster
1999 Yamaha FZS600 Fazer

[grr666]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Have you been drinking?

Edit: Him, not you Mr Grrr
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[chickenstrip]

[hellkat]

I'm still struggling with the concept of a Bornean tree-dwelling hominid made out of a pile of baked egg white confectionery and whipped cream.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[chickenstrip]

[grr666]

[hellkat]

Whats with the eyes on that thing.
Looks like its hypnotised, LOL
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[hellkat]

Anyway, I'll go with
Gorilla
Cos all things gorilla are

*except that they are vegan. I mean, WTF.
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[Travis Bickle]

[Ste]

[hellkat]

*waits patiently for the quoting of Galicians 44.4.322 (int pub. KingJames version, etc)


I dunno about bears, but I had to fire up the wax burner this morning, thank goodness for Yankee Candles and all that other scented bird-nonsense we ladies like to indulge in.
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[Polarbear]

Right turn Clyde.
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[hellkat]

Urangutans 1 Gorillas 0
https://media.giphy.com/media/RS4nj9284u2zK/giphy.gif
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Travis Bickle]

I said a murangutang, not a orangutan.
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Must Go Faster
1999 Yamaha FZS600 Fazer

[Travis Bickle]

What would win out of a unicorn and a gerbil?

Course a unicorn has a horn but the gerbil might have AIDS or rabies. What would win?
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Must Go Faster
1999 Yamaha FZS600 Fazer

[iooi]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Travis Bickle]

What would win out of a cannibal and a male-rapist?
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Must Go Faster
1999 Yamaha FZS600 Fazer

[thx1138]

Who would win in a fight between Winnie the Pooh and Paddington?

[Travis Bickle]

I thinks Paddington would win probably cos he'd be able to whacks Winnie with his suitcase. Also Winnie would probably get his honey pot stucks on his head.

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2016/5-22/hMzxLGT6D9-6.png
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1999 Yamaha FZS600 Fazer

[thx1138]

Hmm... Okay well in the next round Paddington will face off against the winner of

Fred Basset versus Dougal from the Magic Roundabout

[hellkat]