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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Recurring fresh pineapple delivery? Reply with quote

Ok, weird one. I want to arrange for someone (my brother) to have a single fresh pineapple delivered to their work once a month.

It's for comedy effect following a bit of a family in-joke and wont become properly funny until it has gone on for more time than is entirely reasonable. He's getting an antique pineapple display stand for his birthday and this is the follow-up.

Now I may just have to get a supply of postage containers and set a reminder to do it myself but I'm super lazy and would rather pay someone else to do it for me. Also, they don't eat much fruit and veg in rural Northern England unless you count potatoes so my local supply of pineapples would be intermittant at best.

I tried amazon groceries because I know they do recurring orders but they don't do fresh pineapples.

Anyone know if one of the supermarkets would deliver a single pineapple? I've never used supermarket deliveries and I think they might be a bit funny about delivering to a business premesis?

I thought another option would be to contact one of those fruit basket delivery companies and see if they'd set something up for me. Would probably be an expensive option though.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Recurring fresh pineapple delivery? Eh?

Really? Laughing

You're not going to get that from any of the supermarkets cos of their minimum order.

Luckily I like a challenge of finding stupid things on Google like somewhere that does recurring orders for single fresh pineapples so I've been busy and found something just for you. Wink

https://www.abelandcole.co.uk/pineapple-organic

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PostPosted: 22:22 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

at work we've had Tesco, Iceland and I think Sainsbury's do home delivery to the work address without any issues.
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 23:40 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:


Luckily I like a challenge of finding stupid things on Google like somewhere that does recurring orders for single fresh pineapples so I've been busy and found something just for you. Wink

https://www.abelandcole.co.uk/pineapple-organic

Oh yeah!!! Mr. Green


Bingo!

How long before they get bored of it?
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste or your brother?

I set Ste tasks weekly just so he doesn't get bored. Zoololgists refer to it as 'evironmental enrichment.'

He thinks he's looking for kit to upgrade my computer or fix my bike or some such nonsense But you all now know differently.

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PostPosted: 00:13 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Upgrades work best when you plug the power cables into the motherboard. Wink
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Upgrades work best when you plug the power cables into the motherboard. Wink



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PostPosted: 07:41 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bit late coming in but you could contact a local grocer if they still exist near him? Make some sort of deal to have the delivery done??
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
fix my bike

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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
fix my bike

https://i.imgur.com/p3GhRrs.png



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PostPosted: 01:37 - 15 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread has proved that Stinkwheel is a mad bastard and Ste can find absolutley anything on the internet... Laughing
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