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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: What's in the random bag of mystery? Reply with quote
https://i.imgur.com/aurpbSl.jpg

I'll only give Yes/No answers...
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Re: What's in the random bag of mystery? Reply with quote
HardlyDavidson wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/aurpbSl.jpg

I'll only give Yes/No answers...


April's bowel movements.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Your fucking massive dildo, prelubed.
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PostPosted: 13:40 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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What's in the random bag of mystery?

Everything that's good about your cruiser?

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PostPosted: 14:58 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
cheap shit?
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Something from aldi.
Something from their sale/offers section.
Something tool or bike related.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 15:10 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
The closet you are about to come out of?
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
a mixture of oxygen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide along with the inside of the bag


also, a ham sandwich
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hopefully the razor blade that you are going to use to slit your own fucking wrist to stop us hearing any more inane shite from yourself.

One can dream.

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PostPosted: 15:45 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
Hopefully the razor blade that you are going to use to slit your own fucking wrsit to stop us hearing any more inane shite from yourself.

One can dream.


Fcukin hell Paddy. Not having a good day? Laughing

Although I do get your point!
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing

No, I genuinely think he's autism personified.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 16:53 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
*faint rustling of popcorn three rows back*
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Glider engines?
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh!
You found my empty bag of fucks to give.
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PostPosted: 17:35 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
A bottle of that juice they do which is absolute shite unless you are stoned, then it's nectar of the gods?
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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Your neighbours underwear off the washing line?
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sister Sledge wrote:
Your neighbours underwear off the washing line?


Derek's or Ethel's?
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sister Sledge wrote:
Your neighbours underwear off the washing line?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFEU_BQL6dc
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jewlio Rides Again LLB wrote:
Sister Sledge wrote:
Your neighbours underwear off the washing line?


Derek's or Ethel's?

urmums
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
AIDS
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Travis Bickle's liver?
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dolphin porn.
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
A 'man' size bucket of Analoob for your durty Easter Weekend away.

Or your bukake/feltchings collection.
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing
Fvcking hell that was classic*.
Not quite the guesses anticipated me thinks.

*typical
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Madeline.
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