Revelation... Number 2

[Easy-X]

I had a poo earlier. It was one of those "that was definitely a poo!" poos.

When I got up the bowl was empty! (well not of wee and water but you know what i mean.)

I'm working on the hypothesis that the poo thought it was a skaterboi and rode the half-pipe all the way round the U-bend

Any other plausible explanations?
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

It was just piss and wind.

[Easy-X]

Nah, the "earth" definitely moved. Besides I would have noticed an auditory and olfactory cue
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[Sister Sledge]

*Your bottom is so worn out now that things just fall out at high speed and the momentum throws them round the chicane.

*That or it was long and thin and once the start of it was pushed past the drop, it began hauling the rest with it.

*Perhaps the toilet water was replaced with cooking oil and the poop was lubricated through the hairpin bends?

*Rats ate it. Hungry rats eating fast.

*The poop dropped into the water and then you farted. The fact that your arse was spread over the whole toilet seat meant the fart could only go down-over and it pushed the poop through the bends with it.

*Perhaps your bowels have a perfectly matching s-bend in them which matches the toilets? When the poop fell out it was already the correct shape to fit through the bends and so did.

(Bans coming methinks)
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[Riejufixing]

[Skudd]

I had a poo yesterday, it stretched me to the point of pain but I still had to push. It was looking at me from the bowl with an air of superiority. I wiped ........... Nothing, not even a slight hint of. WTF?
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[Ste]

[Easy-X]

[uberkron]

It's called a ghost poop or ninja shit.

I'm kinda thrilled when it happens to me.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

Nah, a ghost poo is when you have a shit in a field because the portaloo at bbq is broken.

Isn't that right, Ghostrider?
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[Pjay]

[Skudd]

I had a poop this morning at 6am and it was as it never happened, just had one at 11am and it was Armageddon.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Pete.]

[bhinso]

Revalation 2: ?

I thought Dr Quack was back for a minute...

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[Easy-X]

[hellkat]

I am unhesitatingly certain I have never had a poo that disappeared.
There has always been a flushing requirement.

Has the panel considered what it is, i.e., what particular foodstuffs or physical events might propel this activity? Because even if only to avoiding having to use flushing water but also toilet paper. Think of the savings!
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Easy-X]

Aye, you never hear the tree huggers banging on about how better bowel movements could save the planet!

I did consider keeping a diary to track food versus poo correlations... but within the cacophony of voices in my head I could just faintly pick out "you sad twat!"
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