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Posted: 05:33 - 29 Jun 2019 Post subject: The Diarrhoea Song |
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Anyone remember this playground classic? Is it still a thing today?
I went to the loo
And I did a big poo
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
For those who know it, please contribute. For those who don't know it, it's easy to learn. Just write your own version of the rhyme above, following the same theme of course.
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MarJay But it's British!
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Posted: 13:52 - 29 Jun 2019 Post subject: |
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Clearly this is some ancient English tuneage, because I have never heard this in my life.
I'm sure we had other equally as daft songs in NZ when I was younger, but I can't remember what they might be.
What's it to the tune of?
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Posted: 14:44 - 29 Jun 2019 Post subject: |
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^^^^Typical posh buggers.
We also made our own.
[clears throat in preparation]
You squeeze the boob-a-rooney till the milk comes out
The milk comes out
The milk comes out
You squeeze the boob-a-rooney till the milk comes out
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Posted: 14:55 - 29 Jun 2019 Post subject: |
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Yeah but ... we had Rolf Harris
In comparison, the boob-a-roony is reasonably sweet and naive ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Posted: 15:05 - 29 Jun 2019 Post subject: |
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I am a product of the environment.
I loved The Glitter Band.
I bought and still use my Rolf Harris Stylophone.
I wrote in to Jimmy Saville.
I watched Sebastian Coe race and got his autograph.
I liked Stuart Hall when he presented It's a Knockout.
I watched Rolf Harris perform live at a festival.
I watched many funny homophobic racists in their tv shows.
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Posted: 16:24 - 29 Jun 2019 Post subject: |
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Tell me about it.
Yes, I did want to be in his gang
*sigh*
Returning to the original post ...
A guy I once knew used to recite some schoolboy doggerel that commenced "Pee poo willybum drawers"
It sounds very quaint now.
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Posted: 17:16 - 29 Jun 2019 Post subject: |
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hellkat wrote: | Tell me about it.
Yes, I did want to be in his gang
*sigh*
Returning to the original post ...
A guy I once knew used to recite some schoolboy doggerel that commenced "Pee poo willybum drawers"
It sounds very quaint now.
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Posted: 17:22 - 29 Jun 2019 Post subject: |
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Jeez singing about poo, whatever next!!
Though I do remember this.....
What do you do?
When you wanna have a poo
In an English Country Garden
Find a big pit
And have a shit in it
In a n English Country Garden
Pull down your pants
And paralyze the ants
In an English Country Garden
That's about as far as that memory goes. I seem to remember it was inspired by the 2 Ronnies, probably 70's maybe 80's.
We would have thought it was a really naughty song as kids |
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hellkat wrote: | Tell me about it.
Yes, I did want to be in his gang
*sigh*
Returning to the original post ...
A guy I once knew used to recite some schoolboy doggerel that commenced "Pee poo willybum drawers"
It sounds very quaint now.
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Flanders and Swann mebbe?
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Posted: 21:07 - 29 Jun 2019 Post subject: |
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That looks exactly what it would be:lol:
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Posted: 18:39 - 30 Jun 2019 Post subject: |
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There was an old man of Peru,
who didn't know quite what to do,
He sat on his hat, and squashed it quite flat,
Then did a humungous poo.
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 352 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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