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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 14 Jun 2019    Post subject: Calne bike meet 26th and 27th July Reply with quote

Come and visit Che Nobby, the home of Rainbuddy (tm) at Calne Bike Meet.

10 pp pn.

You may meet a lesser spotted Ste in it's natural environment (i.e sitting in my spare chair drinking my beer) as I've just paid our camping fees for the bungalow...

https://i.imgur.com/InxOKtt.jpg
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 14 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I might actually manage this one.
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 14 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

At the campsite, there are two bands on Saturday night and food including breakfast available.

No fires or dogs.

https://www.calnebikemeet.com/
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 14 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can use proper bbqs provided they won't burn the grass.

(They've said I can take mine)
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 18 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

None of you are coming along then?
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 18 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

None of who?
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 18 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone and everyone who reads this thread. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:22 - 18 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reading the thread, and I just want to say I don't find it hard to stretch my time out wandering around doing nothing among strangers where there's nothing going on but a band playing covers of a type of music that isn't my thing. I can actually do it for a couple of hours, but I see less value in it than I once did. I Googled it and I think it's a nice village, but as for the "event", walking around as if you're going somewhere or looking for that place where something is actually going on, and just finding hundreds of people doing the same thing as you, well...
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 18 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bhud wrote:
hundreds of people doing the same thing as you, well...

Using child labour to carry cans of beer around with us? Laughing

When the bands at the camping place turn out be a bit shit, that will be the time to visit some pubs.

There might be some interesting bikes to see when wandering around on Saturday but meh. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 26 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.imgur.com/K8gsRjX.jpg
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 26 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The weather looks good for tomorrow 'till 6 p.m., next day good too.
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PostPosted: 01:29 - 27 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pro tip: if you sit down at a table and ask the people at that table which one of them is a homosexual who ride a Harley, make sure that you haven't sat down at a table with a guy who rides a Harley that's just come out and had his mate sat next to him who's a gypsy that will want to knock Nobby out. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:20 - 27 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Pro tip: if you sit down at a table and ask the people at that table which one of them is a homosexual who ride a Harley, make sure that you haven't sat down at a table with a guy who rides a Harley that's just come out and had his mate sat next to him who's a gypsy that will want to knock Nobby out. Laughing Laughing


I will chuckle about this all day long. All 4ft 3 of Nobby in a punch up with a poof and a gyppo. Fucking priceless!!!
There's a scene that never made it into "Snatch" then...

I wondered how long it would be until a BCFer actually found an IRL fag on a Harley. It just had to be Nobby didn't it?
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 27 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's all good. I gave him a sympathy blowjob this morning and every one was happy.
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 27 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a bad event - just got back. Loads of Z1s, an RG500, a lot of old Brit stuff, etc. I couldn't do camping so I couldn't stick around. I did wend my way to the campsite and knocked on your tent flap and shouted, but to no avail - nobody was in. Oh well, some other time.

I like your green kettle btw.
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 28 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby making more friends. Rolling Eyes

https://i.imgur.com/y0J1VLx.jpg

Nobby making friends with more Harley riders. Rolling Eyes

https://i.imgur.com/RlqnMRM.jpg

Oh look.

https://i.imgur.com/vYOMoAn.jpg
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 28 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Nobby making more friends. Rolling Eyes

https://i.imgur.com/y0J1VLx.jpg

Nobby making friends with more Harley riders. Rolling Eyes

https://i.imgur.com/RlqnMRM.jpg

Oh look.

https://i.imgur.com/vYOMoAn.jpg


I wonder who put the rectal use sticker on her back....
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 28 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:


Laughing

Whichever one of you stuck that on needs their forum title changing to Legend
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 28 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.imgur.com/0DxqwJ0.jpg

That's a very nice microphone they've got there, be a shame if someone had put a sticker on it. Laughing

https://i.imgur.com/282d5h2.png

Nobby is already due a custom title because of his love for homosexual Harley Riders. Laughing

It'a a shame there were no real police officers there to put stickers on, maybe next year. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 28 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah'm no comin'.

I'm not in UK until August.

Pissed that I missed it. Sad
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 28 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Pissed that I missed it. Sad

25th of July next year. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 29 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby touching another one his new friends. Rolling Eyes

https://i.imgur.com/gOXWE4s.jpg
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PostPosted: 11:59 - 29 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Nobby touching another one his new friends. Rolling Eyes

https://i.imgur.com/gOXWE4s.jpg


That's an incredibly shit photo...
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 30 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:


I wonder who put the rectal use sticker on her back....


That's classic. Laughing

Now find a real pc plod and I will be really impressed.
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 30 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Believe me, we tried to find one as putting stickers on a policeman officer was one of the objectives for the weekend but they just weren't there. Crying or Very sad
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