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chickenstrip
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 07 Nov 2019    Post subject: Statistics Reply with quote

Take your bloody statistics and shove em up your arse.
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 07 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

82.75% of people will have no idea what you are talking about
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 07 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

owl wrote:
82.75% of people will have no idea what you are talking about


Forfty fwwe people know that.
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 07 Nov 2019    Post subject: Re: Statistics Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Take your bloody statistics and shove em up your arse.


Bad day?
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 07 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funnily enough wifey and I were talking about the statistics you see on women's beauty product adverts on TV today.

You know the ones, 73% of 57 women asked said their skin looked better after using anti wrinkle cream. Figures that mean absolutely jack shit but look good to a blond with big tits and an IQ just into double figures. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 07 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you have one foot in the freezer and the other under the grill statisically speaking you're comfortable.
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PostPosted: 22:42 - 07 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
a blond with big man tits and an IQ just into double figures. Thumbs Up


Are you talking about me again Embarassed !
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 07 Nov 2019    Post subject: Re: Statistics Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Take your bloody statistics and shove em up your arse.

Accordioning to statistics most arses cannot accommodate.
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PostPosted: 01:34 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Re: Statistics Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:
Take your bloody statistics and shove em up your arse.

Accordioning to statistics most arses cannot accommodate.


Pornhub has videos that will refute that statistic.
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PostPosted: 08:20 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Stats Reply with quote

Given that there a few people who have lost their legs in war or in accidents it stands that most people have more than the average number of legs.

Half the people you know have below average intelligence.

57% of all statistics are made up including this one.
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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PostPosted: 14:53 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.


... and 85.7% of dwarfs are not happy.
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

...After 1 minute.
I see what you did there.
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PostPosted: 17:20 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Funnily enough wifey and I were talking about the statistics you see on women's beauty product adverts on TV today.

You know the ones, 73% of 57 women asked said their skin looked better after using anti wrinkle cream. Figures that mean absolutely jack shit but look good to a blond with big tits and an IQ just into double figures. Thumbs Up


I like the magical ingredients, bifadaclariaria, amazing makes your skin so soft, what is it? It could be fucking wombat jizz and theyd still buy it
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

owl wrote:


I like the magical ingredients, bifadaclariaria, amazing makes your skin so soft, what is it? It could be fucking wombat jizz and theyd still buy it


Wombat jizz...tea, keyboard, bastard! Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

owl wrote:


I like the magical ingredients, bifadaclariaria, amazing makes your skin so soft, what is it? It could be fucking wombat jizz and theyd still buy it


I wonder if wombat jizz is cube shaped like their poo?
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can tell its been a difficult day for hellkat when she can't decide whether to talk about jizz or poo. Rolling Eyes

Guess I'll just roll me another spliff and think about how the FUCK I am going to get the kitchen sink in my luggage.
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 09 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
owl wrote:


I like the magical ingredients, bifadaclariaria, amazing makes your skin so soft, what is it? It could be fucking wombat jizz and theyd still buy it


I wonder if wombat jizz is cube shaped like their poo?


I had to look that up. Poor wombats. Laughing They must hate taking a dump.

https://i2.wp.com/ascienceenthusiast.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/71e06ffb-wombat-poop-social.jpg?resize=768%2C407&ssl=1
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 09 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they have square arseholes.
Thinking I surely do know a few of them Thinking
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 09 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

loreal advert just now

73% of 51 women blah blah blah

they based an advertising campaign around what 37 women said!

heres one for you

people who have the most birthdays tend to live longer!
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 10 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

A 100% of people will die eventually.
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 10 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigTim wrote:
loreal advert just now

73% of 51 women blah blah blah

they based an advertising campaign around what 37 women said!

heres one for you

people who have the most birthdays tend to live longer!


Which is why the Queen is so old.
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 10 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
A 100% of people will die eventually.


That's a bit like saying that childbirth is hereditary. If your mother didn't have any children etc.
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pepperami
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PostPosted: 22:29 - 10 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpeedyCBR1100 wrote:
pepperami wrote:
A 100% of people will die eventually.


That's a bit like saying that childbirth is hereditary. If your mother didn't have any children etc.


I dont quite think youve got the idea of this thread?
Dont take things so seriously Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 10 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leap year babies die younger.
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