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Howling Terror
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PostPosted: 17:24 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 lanes into 1.


I'm in no rush I join the inside lane queue (y'know how some areas appear to be very British about queuing well this is that scenario).

Mr hot hatch sees the clear outside lane and off he goes down it only to be instantly blocked by MPV man aided by generic bland car man in front of me.

Much beeping of horn by hot hatch dude...the ranks get closed.
This goes on to the point where MPV man is now having to drive over the broken white lines as we all slowly roll down the wide single carriageway.

Bland car man and MPV man are now side by side...windows down obviously talking about this young hot hatch fella and maybe mentioning how he should be queuing.

Some more brake testing done and bland man catches up with the other traffic leaving me to roll alongside the MPV. I wind the window down because he wants to tell me something.

'You see that nob-head?'

Difficult so say who you mean I reply.

'You calling me a nob-head?'

Well he hasn't broken any rules.

MPV man not impressed by my treachery.

I am now infront and get to the junction where the road widens again.
1 lane goes left 2 for straight on and 1 for the right.

Hot hatch goes to wait at the lights in the far left lane and MPV must have heard him say something because all of a sudden he swerves out of his lane and tries to get into the left lane. Beeping his horn in frustration. The lights change and off we all go to our next destination except Mr fuming mad MPV man is now heading down a dual carriageway not in the direction he wanted to go in a vehicle incapable of chasing down a Type-R.

I laugh because I have been both all those drivers at one point. Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:23 - 09 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a nice trip to Wales today, got home about 10:30PM Cool

That oiled my gears, so did the fact that I got 65 miles per gallon on this
trip. Also the roads in Wales are in better condition and when filling up
with petrol I went to a garage with Attended service.

I will be stiff and sore in the morning, but at least my new textile jacket
and trousers did their job well.

It was bloody cold on the way back, it's reminded me that I need to put
the plastic doofer back into my helmet to keep my chin warm.
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 13 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

A dealer telling me my CBF1000 is only worth 1000 because there's one on eBay for around the price I was asking (2,000-2,2000) with lower miles.

Lets just ignore the fact it doesn't have brand new D.I.D chain, PR4's, taller screen, heated grips etc.

Yeah, sure pal. Just mug me off and expect me to agree to it. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 13 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bitch whose dog bit me in the park last weekend has been to the filth and coughed for it because of it being reported in the local internet rags website and fb page.

Thanks for pointing it out to me ste.
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 13 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
The bitch whose dog bit me in the park last weekend has been to the filth and coughed for it because of it being reported in the local internet rags website and fb page.

Thanks for pointing it out to me ste.


Sadly you can only get the dog put down and not the owner Sad
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 13 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Thanks for pointing it out to me ste.

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PostPosted: 19:38 - 14 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Impact Driver vs Drive Sprocket Nut - no contest Smile

Oh, Ryobi, where have you been all my life Wub
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 16 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Harry Turner Project

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PostPosted: 09:13 - 16 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 11:02 - 16 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bike Insurance paid, phoned Carole Nash bang on 9am and got through to this very helpful man, saved me a few quid.

Even better, new system regarding the mileage, I can now use all 3 bikes for work and social unlike the old system when
I could only use for work only.

I'm also getting my Red Inazuma done today, new rear tyre, oil and plugs.
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 18 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

UGG boots. Wife bought me a pair as a bit of a piss take a week ago. Feet were cold this morning so thought I'd give em a go.

My feet have never before felt this warm, cosy and plush.
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 19 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tag Heuer.

I treated myself to a rather Lovely F1 watch a couple of years ago, sadly the strap broke not once but twice.

The first time they replaced the strap FOC, the second time the strap went in the same place (where it joins the body of the watch) causing the glass to smash and a scratch on the bezel.

They sent me a pre paid box to send it off to them, found there was a slight defect with the watch causing the strap to come away.

So gave me 2 choices...

A new body for the watch or a new replacement watch.

Email was sent saturday, new watch arrived today.

Now that is customer service.
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 19 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

YouTube.

Anyone old enough to remember when Esther Rantzen was a sexy little minx that many a teenage boy used for masturbation material when she hosted that's life?

YouTube have early Esther episodes, I've downloaded a few of her looking the business, I fucking hope my new Sony L3 is splashproof.

Phwoar.

https://i.imgur.com/GkkSukR.jpg
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PostPosted: 02:05 - 20 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 wrote:
YouTube.

Anyone old enough to remember when Esther Rantzen was a sexy little minx that many a teenage boy used for masturbation material when she hosted that's life?

YouTube have early Esther episodes, I've downloaded a few of her looking the business, I fucking hope my new Sony L3 is splashproof.

Phwoar.

https://i.imgur.com/GkkSukR.jpg


No, just no.
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PostPosted: 08:31 - 20 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

wr6133 wrote:
UGG boots. Wife bought me a pair as a bit of a piss take a week ago. Feet were cold this morning so thought I'd give em a go.

My feet have never before felt this warm, cosy and plush.


Get help.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 20 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 wrote:
YouTube.

Anyone old enough to remember when Esther Rantzen was a sexy little minx that many a teenage boy used for masturbation material when she hosted that's life?

YouTube have early Esther episodes, I've downloaded a few of her looking the business, I fucking hope my new Sony L3 is splashproof.

Phwoar.

https://i.imgur.com/GkkSukR.jpg


If I were you I'd be watching out for the police if you are keeping such extreme porn.

You sick cunt.
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 20 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

But that mouth, just begging for a dick to be rammed into it. Granted she's an old hag now but back in the day I had a poster of her from Woolworths which cost 63p and I stuck it to my bedroom ceiling so she was the first thing I saw in the morning and the last thing at night before I went to sleep. Tight bod too for anyone watching the reruns.

Inb4Ste

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PostPosted: 18:26 - 20 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dem teef tho,

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d452AcjTR_o/UfAzhp-A5PI/AAAAAAAAEq0/8YZl5tLGMhU/s1600/Bishop.jpg
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PostPosted: 10:19 - 21 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 I suppose you also like cheesegrater pr0n too?
I honestly have no idea how you think that mouth is welcoming? I've been to some grim places in my life but there's not a chance I would place my flesh near that..

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49099091526_9197c87c48_z.jpgEsther-Rantzen by Craig David, on Flickr
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 21 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gears sort of oiled today, ...

I've got some stitches where my 6th left down tooth used to be and today my dentist had a look at it and he seemed very surprised how well my gums were/are healing, which is good because and I'm getting ready for some implants (not tits) and my healing superpower will speed things up and possibly make the whole job cheaper.
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 21 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The best thing from any era of that's life was this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsCY8SjJ1Y

Points to anyone who guessed what it was before clicking.
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 22 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a flying visit with my stepmum yesterday who brought some of my dad's stuff up for us. It was mostly photos and ancient Navy paperwork but it also included his medals. So I invited my sister over to help me go through it all and she was overwhelmed with emotion to get them back (although one is mysteriously missing).

We're going to apply for a full set of miniatures so we can attend ANZAC and Remembrance events. Wub
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PostPosted: 12:41 - 22 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

For those who don't do FB, I'd just like to advise that my gears have been extremely well oiled from the moment I left Blighty.
Sydney, awesome.
NZ, awesome.
My mother , behaving (😱)

My 8 hour stopover at ChengDu airport was reasonably shite but it has been the only neg so far.

I may even consider emigrating.
Oh wait ...
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 22 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
For those who don't do FB, I'd just like to advise that my gears have been extremely well oiled from the moment I left Blighty.
Sydney, awesome.
NZ, awesome.
My mother , behaving (😱)

My 8 hour stopover at ChengDu airport was reasonably shite but it has been the only neg so far.

I may even consider emigrating.
Oh wait ...
😎😂😂❤🌴🌸🌻☀🌺🌊🏄🌴🐏🐄🌸🌴☀


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55sjaEDJ65k
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PostPosted: 14:34 - 22 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got to use my breaker bar for the first time.

With luck the second time I use it will be for something related to mechanics.....
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