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Howling Terror
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 lanes into 1.


I'm in no rush I join the inside lane queue (y'know how some areas appear to be very British about queuing well this is that scenario).

Mr hot hatch sees the clear outside lane and off he goes down it only to be instantly blocked by MPV man aided by generic bland car man in front of me.

Much beeping of horn by hot hatch dude...the ranks get closed.
This goes on to the point where MPV man is now having to drive over the broken white lines as we all slowly roll down the wide single carriageway.

Bland car man and MPV man are now side by side...windows down obviously talking about this young hot hatch fella and maybe mentioning how he should be queuing.

Some more brake testing done and bland man catches up with the other traffic leaving me to roll alongside the MPV. I wind the window down because he wants to tell me something.

'You see that nob-head?'

Difficult so say who you mean I reply.

'You calling me a nob-head?'

Well he hasn't broken any rules.

MPV man not impressed by my treachery.

I am now infront and get to the junction where the road widens again.
1 lane goes left 2 for straight on and 1 for the right.

Hot hatch goes to wait at the lights in the far left lane and MPV must have heard him say something because all of a sudden he swerves out of his lane and tries to get into the left lane. Beeping his horn in frustration. The lights change and off we all go to our next destination except Mr fuming mad MPV man is now heading down a dual carriageway not in the direction he wanted to go in a vehicle incapable of chasing down a Type-R.

I laugh because I have been both all those drivers at one point. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 08 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a nice trip to Wales today, got home about 10:30PM Cool

That oiled my gears, so did the fact that I got 65 miles per gallon on this
trip. Also the roads in Wales are in better condition and when filling up
with petrol I went to a garage with Attended service.

I will be stiff and sore in the morning, but at least my new textile jacket
and trousers did their job well.

It was bloody cold on the way back, it's reminded me that I need to put
the plastic doofer back into my helmet to keep my chin warm.
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PostPosted: 17:48 - 13 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

A dealer telling me my CBF1000 is only worth 1000 because there's one on eBay for around the price I was asking (2,000-2,2000) with lower miles.

Lets just ignore the fact it doesn't have brand new D.I.D chain, PR4's, taller screen, heated grips etc.

Yeah, sure pal. Just mug me off and expect me to agree to it. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 13 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bitch whose dog bit me in the park last weekend has been to the filth and coughed for it because of it being reported in the local internet rags website and fb page.

Thanks for pointing it out to me ste.
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 13 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
The bitch whose dog bit me in the park last weekend has been to the filth and coughed for it because of it being reported in the local internet rags website and fb page.

Thanks for pointing it out to me ste.


Sadly you can only get the dog put down and not the owner Sad
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 13 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Thanks for pointing it out to me ste.

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PostPosted: 18:38 - 14 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Impact Driver vs Drive Sprocket Nut - no contest Smile

Oh, Ryobi, where have you been all my life Wub
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 15 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 08:13 - 16 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10:02 - 16 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bike Insurance paid, phoned Carole Nash bang on 9am and got through to this very helpful man, saved me a few quid.

Even better, new system regarding the mileage, I can now use all 3 bikes for work and social unlike the old system when
I could only use for work only.

I'm also getting my Red Inazuma done today, new rear tyre, oil and plugs.
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