Recommend me a way to administer street justice to drivers

[Undinist]

My blood boils pretty much daily because of things drivers do. But I've never tried punishing them. A punch up the throat appeals but what with CCTV and DNA it's bound to backfire. Creeping around with paint stripper and a screwdriver probably wouldn't be very satisfying. What I really want is to have their vehicle seized and crushed and for them to go to my ideology refreshment camp where they sit through soul-crushing lectures about how I think they ought to iive.

[pepperami]

Change their number plates without them knowing and let the old bill pull them
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[Undinist]

I should have mentioned LONDON. We don't have police any more. Which is what makes so many drivers take the piss. I try to see the upside of living in a lawless city, by riding as fast as I want. It helps.

[raesewell]

Clear your mind, move on, enjoy life !
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[JackButler]

Before I begin he thoroughly deserved this, there were no children involved & I know that he had dabbled in extra marital affairs before.

He pissed me off big time with just one action that he knew would have very serious repercussions for me, so I dropped an old pair of my missus knickers in the passenger door pocket of his car.

It took about 3wks for her to find 'em, but over the next 6mths he was actually crying on my shoulder about the breakdown of his marriage. I don't think that the silent phone calls helped much either.

He lost everything, house, car, job the lot. The last I heard he was living in a dossers bedsit in Skegness.

Don't piss me off, revenge is a dish best served cold
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I clean my guns with the tears of the snivelling, left wing scum.

[Undinist]

Your missus found her own knickers in the guy's car? A more complex scenario than I had envisaged. I'll file it away though.

[Pete.]

[JackButler]

[WD Forte]

OP
Have you tried shaking you head in a very disapproving manner
at these people?
A lot of bikers do this y'know
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bikers smell of wee

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Pissing off people in control of a mobile 2 ton metal box, is probably going to come back to bite you at some stage.
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Jaguar S Type 3.0 V6 Sport R, VW Transporter T5 GP LWB Shuttle 140ps DSG.

[Pete.]

[Amber Phoenix]

You strap a camera to yourself and become a youtube vigilante...

I ride with a camera, more so because I got shafted by a lying cunt after he took me out. A little evidence would have swiftly brought the insurance fuckary to a very different outcome.

However, on odd occasions after witnessing seriously dangerous driving with flagrant disregard for the lives of anyone else (and I can be arsed to retrieve footage off camera) I have submitted some to the Met Police. I can assure you it is very satisfying when the Met send you a letter several months later to say they threw the book at someone, took them to court, given them a huge fine and lots of points.

I ride every day through East London, only a handful of cases have driven me to this faff over last few years. Ultimately, you've just got to rise above the crap, otherwise you'll just turn into a angry cunt who rides like crap too. Deep breath, shake ya head, fend off the red mist and concentrate on the next cunt ahead who is about to take you out.
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Beginner Biker Adventures Blog
Yamaha FZ6 S2 2007

[Undinist]

I keep meaning to do this. Please remind me daily. I even have the camera.

[MCN]

[FretGrinder]

Plant pot of thermite on the bonnet, light and enjoy
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ಠ_ಠ

[pepperami]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

In descending order of aggression;

A disappointed wag of the finger.
A saddened shake of the head.
A pass and ignore.

Also an imaginary machine-gun, grenade or rocket attack works for me as well.

[MarJay]

Therapy?
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Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[Hawkeye1250FA]

Point of fact:

Those travel bottles of hand sanitisers hold around 100ml of any viscous liquid you care to add to it, and they spray it in a straight line up to 100 yards.

Second point of fact:
Brake fluid is a viscous liquid.
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1993 RF400R - 2002 Bandit 1200 - 2012 1250 FA

[stinkwheel]

Finger wag. T2 style.

https://i.imgur.com/14pDVr1.gif
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[AldridgePrior]

[ScottT]

Track down the car wait till its parked up, take the valve out the front tyre pour in 3lt of water then blow it back up, first time he goes over 50mph the tyre will pull itself off the rim, if its a wet day then there will be no evidence.
Too extreme?
Expanding foam sprayed up the exhaust pipe.

In the old days when cars had ashtrays you could pour the contents of shogun blanks into them, quite an event the first time they go to put their smoke out!

[Pete.]

[Polarbear]

[P.]

JackButler, you are a grade A tosser.

That isn't a praise, you are downright spiteful and I hope you die of bowel cancer, slowly.