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garth
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PostPosted: 19:52 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: The chronicals of Wayne. (Inbred kitten) Reply with quote
Wayne is my, probably inbred, cat. We've had him since he was a day old - handed in to an emergency vets where my other half works. Wayne was a rat shaped thing:

https://i.ibb.co/MNLh2qJ/IMG-20190722-184330254.jpg

Steadily, after being fed and toileted every three hours around the clock, dickhead grew. He became a right chubby twat.

https://i.ibb.co/7GDP4kB/IMG-20190810-152447478.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/cN9hZ5W/Screenshot-20191221-105027.png

We have another cat. Willow. Willow is intelligent and does puzzles and magic and shit.

https://i.ibb.co/BLW6W64/IMG-20191114-WA0004.jpg

Wayne is not intelligent. Wayne is from a hoarders house, dumped on the lawn. Wayne's mother is probably his sister.
Wayne sleeps with his mouth open.

https://i.ibb.co/Rj97bfD/IMG-20191204-WA0002.jpg

Wayne has, in the last few weeks, in no particular order:

Fucked the bonsai

https://i.ibb.co/KXbvHG3/IMG-20191221-100950339-HDR.jpg

Trod on a candle. Twice. Same foot.

https://i.ibb.co/pQjt8sY/IMG-20191220-WA0004.jpg

Fallen in the toilet.

Fallen in the bin.

Eaten earplugs.

Eaten headphones.

Fucked the scratching post.

Been a very handsome chap.

https://i.ibb.co/rxcJB7W/IMG-20190904-WA0009.jpg

Met doggos.

https://i.ibb.co/cXh1cjH/IMG-20190826-115313410.jpg

Had his first drink.

https://i.ibb.co/Lxsp8FH/IMG-20190803-195731680.jpg


More to come as and when. He's now 5 months and about 3.5kg.
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
The bonsai tree pic pretty much sums up why I refuse to let the kids have a cat.....

The dog looking at the cat like it's likely to f&ck it or eat it, pretty much sums up why i wont let the kids have a dog....
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
mpd72 wrote:
Maybe there’s a catchatforums you could post this stuff on?

Contrary to the disbelief of cat owners, not everyone cares about them.


BCF loves cats, noob
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
mpd72 wrote:
[general hatred]

Maybe there's angryandracistchatforums.com for you? Wink
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
garth wrote:


BCF loves cats, noob


True dat.
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
To be linguistically correct, its pussy I like.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
The only use for cats is to catch rats. But as a good dog does it a million times better.

I like dogs. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
mpd72 wrote:
[general hatred]

Maybe there's angryandracistchatforums.com for you? Wink


You've actually managed to get me to click on a link that makes me feel dirty and soiled.


BAD Ste!
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh, and you are the first person I have ever seen in real life to wear on of those 'tool' bracelets.
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wayne for PM.

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PostPosted: 22:48 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MPD, how tall are you?

(Someone might need to quote this so that he can read it Laughing)
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why is there no rating for
“This post is fantastic”?
Go Wayne Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 26 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
MPD, how tall are you?

(Someone might need to quote this so that he can read it Laughing)


Oh shit. This won't work because I'm a dwarf....

And for your information, I have an official polic3 record saying I'm 5'10....
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 27 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
My parents had a cat, it would not go out of the cat flap at the back of the house, what it would do was to scratch the front door to bits, hoping that someone would let it out, then my parents would let it out.....it would run around to the back of the house......come through the cat flap that it refused to go out of........run straight to the front door and scratch at the front door to demand to be let out ..........again


The only experience I have with a cat is the mess it makes and the constant carpet scratching ! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 27 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
mpd72 wrote:
Maybe there’s a catchatforums you could post this stuff on?

Contrary to the disbelief of cat owners, not everyone cares about them.


You really are a sad angry cunt aren’t you?
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 27 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MP Donk D is a very angry man.

Ever since he first posted on BCF we've underestimated how incredibly racist and hate filled he is, perhaps it's time for him to go and ask a doctor for help with his problems?
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PostPosted: 10:58 - 27 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
mpd72 wrote:
Maybe there’s a catchatforums you could post this stuff on?

Contrary to the disbelief of cat owners, not everyone cares about them.


You really have a bee in your bonnet about them, don't you?

Duly noted ... Wink
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 27 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
mpd72 wrote:
Maybe there’s a catchatforums you could post this stuff on?

Contrary to the disbelief of cat owners, not everyone cares about them.

So don’t read it then - easy! Instead of continuing to post / rant 24 hours later, just ignore the thread - much as most people would do with of what they regard as boring / irrelevant stuff.
And no, I am not a cat owner.
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 27 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
mpd72 wrote:
It's more the ignorant owners than the cats themselves. Cat owners just assume everyone loves their pets, when in reality, those of us who don't have cats, end up having to clear their pets shit up on a daily basis and the odd dead pigeon.

It wasn't so bad a few years ago, but the choice of pet of the lazy and feckless, has seen cat population double in recent years, as many now feel the need to have a whole fecking tribe of them in suburbia.

Well, I think most of us had a suspicion you didn't like pussy, maybe chickens are more up your street... I reckon you love a big cock.
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 27 Dec 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mpd hates cats (fair enough!) yet continues to get het up by a post in Random Banter about cats. Just ignore them or read the first post, realise it’s about cats then click on something else. Don’t keep reading just to wind yourself up, surely?
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