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Posted: 22:13 - 14 Jan 2020 Post subject: |
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hellkat wrote: | Why do you guys like "marge" so much, its fucking vile.
I'd much rather layer on thick soft butter.
I like it so thick you can leave teeth marks in it.
Through the whole of the desolate Margarine Is Healthy Years, I steadfastly refused to buy any and stuck mostly to butter.
I did buy margarine to keep one boyfriend happy.
But then he was weird: he couldn't stand mash.
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I don't. Margarine is nasty.
We buy our butter straight from the local dairy and it's lovely. It also turns out that butter is better for you than margarine too
I prefer my bread to be wholemeal, multigrain, or the local Scandinavian sourdough. I like my bread to have flavour. |
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Posted: 22:15 - 14 Jan 2020 Post subject: |
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Incidentally I used to know a girl with the nickname 'Marge'. Anybody fill in the punchline? |
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Nobby the Bastard wrote: | I like both types of bread and both spreads. |
Thank you for this information. My life is now complete.
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It is a very contentious issue which needs to be resolved so we can all get on with our lives again. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Not while some half-wits only do toast on one side. |
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Posted: 22:59 - 14 Jan 2020 Post subject: |
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No no ... I can see the attraction of toasted-on-one-side bread.
Soft on one side, crispy on the other.
Some kind of sensual mouth-feel thing going on there, but it does make sense in a weird kind of way.
But where would you put the butter?
on the soft warm white side, or on the crispy toasted side...
God. Tough call. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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hellkat wrote: | No no ... I can see the attraction of toasted-on-one-side bread.
Soft on one side, crispy on the other.
Some kind of sensual mouth-feel thing going on there, but it does make sense in a weird kind of way.
But where would you put the butter?
on the soft warm white side, or on the crispy toasted side...
God. Tough call. |
Easy. Do a toastie. Butter the inside that's next to the filling, butter the outside that actually gets toasted.
And dammit, make sure you spread the butter right to the edges, ok? ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Yes that's pretty much exactly how I make a grilled cheese sandwich.
Except I add a layer of piccalilli.
But without the chunks.
Just the yellow goo. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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chickenstrip wrote: | Diggs wrote: |
Incidentally I used to know a girl with the nickname 'Marge'. Anybody fill in the punchline? |
I daresay it's something to do with it being easy to get her to spread her legs? |
"She was no looker but very easy to spread"
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Marge is the devil's sperm. Leave a tub of marge outside on a hot day and even the flies won't touch it. Don't know if this is true or not, but a professorial friend of mine says that marge is only one notch off plastic... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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All this talk of brown or white bread, marge or butter, is all very well and good, and should not be dismissed lightly. But the real question is, smoked or unsmoked bacon? Everything else is just a sideshow. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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No contest. Smoked bacon in a white bap with butter, an egg and brown sauce. Heart attack on a plate, but manna of the gods ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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Nobby the Bastard wrote: |
You cant get bacon any more, it's all salt pork. |
How much can I sue the producers for, for labelling it as bacon? ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 137 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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