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Peanut_Butter
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 14 Feb 2020    Post subject: Valentine's Day Reply with quote

Go on, how you treating the other half?
Let's see how romantic you all are Laughing
Personally we don't bother with it..can't be arsed so just another day. In fact we will both be at work all day then I've got plans to have tea with a friend.
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PostPosted: 09:18 - 14 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am single. It's a non day for me.
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PostPosted: 09:23 - 14 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said to wifie this morning.'Happy Valentines day'.

She said 'Fcuk off, I'm off to work'.

I said I was going back to bed Cool Wub

That's romance after 30 odd years. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 14 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got Mrs bastard the traditional 12 red roses
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 14 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I got Mrs bastard the traditional 12 red roses


LMAO!!! Just Whatsapp'd that to the wife Smile
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PostPosted: 15:15 - 14 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

The mutual animosity and antagonism is still alive after 18 years.

https://i.imgur.com/ncKVDew.jpg
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 14 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I got Mrs bastard the traditional 12 red roses


Shamelessly appropriated. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 14 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I got Mrs bastard the traditional 12 red roses


Shamelessly appropriated. Laughing Laughing Laughing


The scouse gardener at my and stes favourite pub stole it this morning and he was up to 33 likes the last time I checked so feel free.
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 14 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roses are red
Violets are blue
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 14 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
Am single. It's a non day for me.

Wot he said.
And besides not a single one of my so-called suitors have even texted me today, let alone sent me declarations of adoration.
So *they're* all off my Christmas card list Laughing

Even if I wasn't single ... I think its become a shamelessly cynical marketing ploy.

Although having said that, somewhat hilariously I opened my boss's post yesterday: plain brown greeting card envelope with typed label.

Inside : a card bearing a picture of an asthma inhaler, and on the inside of the card it says "We be-lung together".

I'm *dying* to know who it was from.

So I dunno about my boss (an ostensibly happily married grandfather and prestigious professor of international fame in his field) - I certainly hope that it was from Mrs Prof Shocked
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PostPosted: 08:48 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

My wife's birthday is a couple of days before valentines so it got binned. Just another corporate cash-grab anyway.
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PostPosted: 09:35 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iím a bit late to the party I know, however keep this one for next year?

Roses are red
Dandelions are twisted
Bend over dear, cos youíre gonna get fisted.


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PostPosted: 15:11 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
not a single one of my so-called suitors have even texted me today

Well, if you won't give me your number... Confused

hellkat wrote:
I opened my boss's post yesterday: plain brown greeting card envelope with typed label.
Inside : a card bearing a picture of an asthma inhaler, and on the inside of the card it says "We be-lung together".
I'm *dying* to know who it was from.

You sure it's not just from GlaxoSmithKline or AstraZeneca? Wink
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

My GF went to band practice so I stayed in and watched Picard and ate my favourite food.

She sent me a card saying that she loves me almost as much as her motorbike. I think she might be a keeper.
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PostPosted: 15:56 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
not a single one of my so-called suitors have even texted me today

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Well, if you won't give me your number... Confused

I do sometimes wonder (not looking at anyone in particular Whistle ) whether I am doing myself an injustice with this no-dating-forum-buddies personal rule of mine.
Maybe I'm not doing myself any favours.
Best you all just think of it as "I am saving you from a fate worse than death" Laughing

hellkat wrote:
I opened my boss's post yesterday: plain brown greeting card envelope with typed label.
Inside : a card bearing a picture of an asthma inhaler, and on the inside of the card it says "We be-lung together".
I'm *dying* to know who it was from.

Quote:
You sure it's not just from GlaxoSmithKline or AstraZeneca? Wink

Nahhhh ... it had several kisses written inside in biro.
In that sort of big round handwriting that ladies sometimes use.
(not me; my handwriting is like a spider walking across the page with ink on its feet)
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PostPosted: 15:59 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went to buy some motivational postcards on the way home last night, those girlie sort that you send to your besties, as I thought I should sweeten my mum up and brighten up my daughter's life (as well as a couple of besties that I thought deserved one).

The shop was heaving with harried boyfriends, most of whom had already stood in line at the flower stall outside South Ken station for ages Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

The shop was heaving with harried boyfriends, most of whom had already stood in line at the flower stall outside South Ken station for ages Laughing
Petrol stations must have run out of stock.
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I handmade a card for one of my friends and gave her a rose bush. She's recently been dumped and I wanted to remind her that she's amazing.
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 20:48 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

My missus said could we skip the overcrowded restaurant thing and go to a brewery, who am I to argue. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peanut_Butter wrote:
I handmade a card for one of my friends and gave her a rose bush. She's recently been dumped and I wanted to remind her that she's amazing.


Dial S for Stalker. Rolling Eyes
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Peanut_Butter
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Peanut_Butter wrote:
I handmade a card for one of my friends and gave her a rose bush. She's recently been dumped and I wanted to remind her that she's amazing.


Dial S for Stalker. Rolling Eyes


She loved it actually. The card was only handmade because I forgot we agreed to swap cards and I was meeting her this afternoon.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 00:20 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to worry, its steak and blowjob day next month.
She'll have to repay your thoughtfulness then Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:29 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Not to worry, its steak and blowjob day next month.

I think, for Peanut_Butter, the steak would be easy, but the other impossible.

ICBW though.

Anyway, Saint Valentine's Day is yesterday's news.
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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peanut_Butter wrote:
She loved it actually. The card was only handmade because I forgot we agreed to swap cards and I was meeting her this afternoon.

Making some assumptions here, but in your newbie biker thread you mentioned being married to a bloke, so I'm guessing this friend is just a platonic one? If so, WTF is that all about?
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