Cabin and Hot tub break

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[Alan1986]

Well it was more a gift for both of us, but I won't use it as I do all the cooking,
Also it won't really be her Christmas present, she can just have the vacuum cleaner because I love her lol
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DAS some time soon

[stevo as b4]

I'm not into hot tubs, Spa's or Jacuzzis anyway, but Tracey's post has just absolutely 110 million % made sure that I will never go near one or consider this type of holiday.

A swim in the river, or sea is much nicer, hell even jumping in the Fazeley canal about 2-3miles outside Birmingham city centre sounds eminently more preferable too!

[mentalboy]

[Ben90]

Airbnb.

HTH
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[Diggs]

Re. hot-tubs. According to a pair of swingers I met one drunken night in a field, hot-tubs are where experienced, mature swingers 'break the ice'. What (apparently) happens is that couples invite others into a hot-tub under a veil of innocence and then observe a strict code of touchy-feely to ascertain the willingness and persuasion of those sat around. Its all down to hand position - a bit like the Masons but with more Radox...

Just something to bear in mind if you do go and Cheryl & Bert ask you to share their water.
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Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[owl]

[Ribenapigeon]

Be sure to watch Hot tub time machine before you go.

[grr666]

[Victor8ST]

Exclusive Lodges with hot tubs

For the highest quality of details and finish on your luxury lodge break at Longford Forest, look no further than our detached two-storey, four-bedroom Exclusive Lodges with outdoor hot tubs and games room.

You can take it as a given at Center Parcs that you’ll find a family-friendly home-from-home as standard, such as a fully equipped kitchen, open plan living space, towels, linen and toddler essentials.

But in our range of Exclusive Lodges, we’ll sprinkle your break with that element of luxury:

Private large outdoor area, with premium sun loungers
Dedicated parking space in the car park
En-suite bath and shower rooms
Private sauna
Your own steam room
Private hot tub
Daily housekeeping services
Flat screen TV’s and luxury linen in all bedrooms
Wine cooler
Coffee machine
Games room complete with pool table and board games in most lodges (please check at time of booking).

We’ve taken care of everything so that you don’t have to worry about organising a thing in your luxury lodge. Simply arrive, unwind and we’ll take care of everything you need.

[Ste]

Time to email Center Parcs to find out if it's usual practise for them to get spammers to do their advertising.

[Polarbear]

I'll ask my daughter in law, she's the finance manager at P̶r̶i̶s̶o̶n̶ Center Parcs Woburn.
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[Ste]

Your wife is a notorious hooker.

[hellkat]

My mum evicted her tenant on the basis of her having bought an inflatable hot tub. Mum said it took up the whole of the walk-in shower room in the flat downstairs, and she basically just looked at and went "I'll give you your notice now, then shall I".
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[stinkwheel]

The most important thing to remember with hot-tubs is what the previous occupants were doing in it and how likely the whole thing is to have been drained, cleaned and re-filled before you get in it.

You then need to decide if you want to be sitting in that.
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Ste]

[bhinso]

What about "Hot tub Ankin Law" ?

[Ste]

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[bhinso]