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PostPosted: 17:01 - 25 Apr 2020    Post subject: Kim Jong Un Reply with quote

Word on the street is that Kim Jong Un has gone potato.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8256791/China-sends-medics-North-Korea-amid-claims-Japanese-media-Kim-Jong-vegetative-state.html

Wonder if it's something to do with Corona.
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 25 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:52 - 25 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Japanese media outlet claims that the North Korean dictator is in a 'vegetative state' after he underwent heart surgery.

Either

They went looking for his heart and couldn't find it.

A surgeon took it out a threw it away.

His rivals were able to infiltrate the hospital and change the oxygen for nitrogen.

Some one just shot him.
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 25 Apr 2020    Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Wonder if it's something to do with Corona.

Not confirmed. "Sources say that the routine operation to insert a cardiac stent went wrong because the surgeon's hands were shaking so badly".
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 26 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dunno but either way thats his korea over
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PostPosted: 19:52 - 26 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, to be fair, he is a very high risk patient. He's obese, has gout and some say he is diabetic as well, and I would bet his blood pressure was not ideal before the procedure either.

OR:
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video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wcI10CNuxU
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 27 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

A far cry from his father then, who apparently didn't need to eat, drink, piss or shit.

And played golf once and had about 13 holes in one too Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 27 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kim Jong Un-ill?
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PostPosted: 15:48 - 27 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kim Jong very-ill apparently
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 27 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
A far cry from his father then, who apparently didn't need to eat, drink, piss or shit.

And played golf once and had about 13 holes in one too Thumbs Up


Think he completed an 18 hole course in 17 didn't he?
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Something like that yeah.

Completing a hole in zero goes is pretty impressive, especially when some holes can be as much as a third of a mile long, much further than Man is capable of hitting a projectile.

Fair play to him Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's only one hole I think Kim Jong Un should complete and that's his own grave.
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im-a-Ridah wrote:
There's only one hole I think Kim Jong Un should complete and that's his own grave.


But but, his people love him, they've been told to.
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Im-a-Ridah wrote:
There's only one hole I think Kim Jong Un should complete and that's his own grave.


But but, his people love him, they've been told to.


Which is why they should visit his grave Laughing

Nobody wants to miss him...

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PostPosted: 23:44 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10:01 - 29 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good article by the communists at the Beeb. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52450744
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 29 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Good article by the communists at the Beeb. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52450744


TBH that was a total waste of reading time. They might well have said 'We haven't got the foggiest, throw a dice'.
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 29 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably his sister. Hopefully her cruelty shocks even the military into questioning the revolution.
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 29 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Probably his sister. Hopefully her cruelty shocks even the military into questioning the revolution.


Do you think they were brought up doing pretty unspeakable things so they are immune to feelings of guilt?

Before you go to bed tonight Kim, just go outside and pitchfork that baby sort of thing?

One of them allegedly had his Uncle tied in front of the barrel of a cannon and blown to smithereens. I don't think that's in the Janet & John book of ruling a country.
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 29 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


One of them allegedly had his Uncle tied in front of the barrel of a cannon and blown to smithereens. I don't think that's in the Janet & John book of ruling a country.


I think that was Kim Donk Il Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 29 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Polarbear wrote:


One of them allegedly had his Uncle tied in front of the barrel of a cannon and blown to smithereens. I don't think that's in the Janet & John book of ruling a country.


I think that was Kim Donk Il Laughing


His wife was called Kim Ok Wink
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 29 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Polarbear wrote:


One of them allegedly had his Uncle tied in front of the barrel of a cannon and blown to smithereens. I don't think that's in the Janet & John book of ruling a country.


I think that was Kim Donk Il Laughing


The family tree was interesting, although I misread his grandmother as Kim Jong Sock.

It was amusing at his father's funeral, when commoners were blatantly going over the top with tears, roaring, etc. Plus the military around looking to check you were suitably upset Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:22 - 29 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im-a-Ridah wrote:


I think that was Kim Donk Il Laughing


His wife was called Kim Ok Wink[/quote]

Kim Kimmy Chamealeon?
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 29 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just noticed ive been Donked, humourless b`stard. Laughing
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