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MCN
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 24 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Ste wrote:
It's notable how the crop circle season started late this year. Laughing


You might also notice how the circles are all at least 2m apart.


Which may suggest that the aliens are from Chinasty.
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 03 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WecAj9C6EvY
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 03 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kites and balloons, or alien spacecraft? Brick Wall Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 03 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one has batteries..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE79RtdMBCI&feature=youtu.be

Uncanny how night after night a bunch of plank footed bumpkins working in the dark can weave perfect geometry from corn without breaking a stalk or leaving a trace..

https://youtu.be/5kWApsdarHc?t=33
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 03 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rebel wrote:

"Analysis" Laughing
"Enhanced and stabilised" Laughing Laughing

Rebel wrote:
Uncanny how a bunch of plank footed bumpkins in the dead of night can weave perfect geometry from corn without breaking a stalk or leaving a trace.

Indeed it is. It's also well documented by the bumpkins.
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 03 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
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Uncanny how a bunch of plank footed bumpkins in the dead of night can weave perfect geometry from corn without breaking a stalk or leaving a trace.

Indeed it is. It's also well documented by the bumpkins.


Thinking

Maybe the bumpkins are aliens...
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 03 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:

Indeed it is. It's also well documented by the bumpkins.


My word you're easily convinced. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 03 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rebel wrote:
Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:

Indeed it is. It's also well documented by the bumpkins.


My word you're easily convinced. Laughing

They didn't even have to "enhance and stabilise."
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 04 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is it with these aliens? Destroying crops, eviscerating cows, anal probing farm labourers... they sure don't like agriculture Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 04 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
What is it with these aliens? Destroying crops, eviscerating cows, anal probing farm labourers... they sure don't like agriculture Shocked


Imagine if they started going after Grime artistes! Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 04 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Easy-X wrote:
What is it with these aliens? Destroying crops, eviscerating cows, anal probing farm labourers... they sure don't like agriculture Shocked


Imagine if they started going after Grime artistes! Laughing


One can but hope Praying
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 15 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matching motherships?
2020 (left) ... 2010 (right)

https://i.postimg.cc/DZzBR0xh/Ef-Yh-Ud-JU8-Aci58-H.jpg

https://youtu.be/39NASSqeemM?t=17
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PostPosted: 10:05 - 17 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

More gentle introductions, as options for denial diminish, too high for drones or lanterns.
These events are occurring globally with increasing frequency.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/irw8tl/a_flotilla_of_ufo_over_my_city/?ref=share&ref_source=link

https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/igbnfs/weird_lights_over_los_angeles_the_other_day/

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PostPosted: 10:10 - 17 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have the aliens got the cure for Covid? Did the aliens create Covid?

Once you have those answers I might start caring Wink
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 17 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry. They've found world class lithium deposits in the the Cornish granite hydrothermal systems so they'll be able to increase Rebel's medication to a working level soon. Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 18 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

A few things I learnt about for my Chinese telescope which doesn't work.
Mercury and Venus never stray far from the sun. The outer planets can be anywhere, such as directly opposite from the sun. For some reason although this is obvious, I'd never thought about it before.

You can see Jupiter's moons (I can't) but they're further from the planet than you'd think. The distance between the earth and moon is tiny compared to between earth and sun, so I wasn't expecting this. But I suppose from Jupiter's massive gravitational pull, it can hold moons at a greater distance.
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 18 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
A few things I learnt about for my Chinese telescope which doesn't work.
Mercury and Venus never stray far from the sun. The outer planets can be anywhere, such as directly opposite from the sun. For some reason although this is obvious, I'd never thought about it before.

You can see Jupiter's moons (I can't) but they're further from the planet than you'd think. The distance between the earth and moon is tiny compared to between earth and sun, so I wasn't expecting this. But I suppose from Jupiter's massive gravitational pull, it can hold moons at a greater distance.


The inferior planets (Mercury and Venus) are the only ones to show a full range of phases too. Smile

The Galilean moons of Jupiter (Io, Callisto, Ganymede and Europa) are quite easy to see with a moderate aperture telescope or with a decent set of binoculars.
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 17 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pleiadean mothership, releasing craft @ 5:30 and coming in to check out the wind turbines, low, slow and visible to allow witness recording.

https://youtu.be/wbA1A7X1Fn8?t=35
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 17 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rebel wrote:
Pleiadean mothership, releasing craft @ 5:30 and coming in to check out the wind turbines, low, slow and visible to allow witness recording.

https://youtu.be/wbA1A7X1Fn8?t=35


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

From the Pleiades eh? Which star? Merope? Electra? Sterope, Asterope? Pleione? Taygeta? Atlas? Maia? Did they tell you this personally? Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 17 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
Rebel wrote:
Pleiadean mothership, releasing craft @ 5:30 and coming in to check out the wind turbines, low, slow and visible to allow witness recording.

https://youtu.be/wbA1A7X1Fn8?t=35


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

From the Pleiades eh? Which star? Merope? Electra? Sterope, Asterope? Pleione? Taygeta? Atlas? Maia? Did they tell you this personally? Laughing


I'm considering investing in companies that make tin foil.
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 17 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:


I'm considering investing in companies that make tin foil.


Tin foil is made by visiting aliens.
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PostPosted: 01:37 - 18 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some drunk bum got hold of a camera and filmed the wind farm. If there was an actual UFO in shot you'd think they'd have filmed that. Or maybe they used some mind ray and the stoopid hoo-mans didn't see the space ship and only the camera did Shocked (cue dramatic music)
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PostPosted: 17:56 - 18 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rebel wrote:
Pleiadean mothership, releasing craft @ 5:30 and coming in to check out the wind turbines, low, slow and visible to allow witness recording.

https://youtu.be/wbA1A7X1Fn8?t=35



https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/Manwithtinfoilhat.jpg/800px-Manwithtinfoilhat.jpg
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 18 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes

Bertie behave yourself before I have to send you to your room for being drunk.
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