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Ste
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
There have been three updates on the website for the product we're not allowed to talk about. Silence

They're all crap and are things he's previously claimed to have done already but meh, it means the ungrown man is still alive.

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PostPosted: 19:01 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
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being inexperienced with proper porridge

you're setting me up - right?

Not at all. Laughing
The last time I ate porridge (made properly by my grandmother) I was probably 8 or 9 years old. I might have made it once or twice myself in my early teens (but I was much more into cornflakes by then) and then since I got to London, I discovered "instant" porridge.

That one plateful in the morning kept me going until well beyond lunchtime. I ended up cooking a squash mid-afternoon but I wasn't hugely hungry. Then I wasn't interested in food for the rest of the day, and ended up chucking out the remainder.

It was so good, I might have to do it again.
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have two gear oilings today.

One:
A random bloke emailed me last week asking if I could do some extras-filming at fairly short notice. We had arranged for it to be tomorrow.
But this morning at around 9am, he messaged me again to ask if I could do today - as well as tomorrow - because one of his extras had called in with a covid-isolation crisis.

So I spent the day pretending to be a lady writing fraudulent cheques. Shocked
If, in several months, you see this, and you're like, "OMG that's Jen (!!)" please remember that I am only acting Laughing

Can't remember what tomorrow's episode is about (he did tell me, but I was having a whale of a time today that I have forgotten) ... but I'll only be "acting"* in that too.



*cos, actually, I am hopeless at real acting Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Two:
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I have bought myself a new ...
A "fashion" biker jacket.
... and ... some new jeans at the same time, in the next size down.

My new purchases fit perfectly. Cool
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
They're all crap and are things he's previously claimed to have done already but meh, it means the ungrown man is still alive.

And this has oiled your gears!?
Having just looked at said updates - this whole thing's just really, really weird, innit? I mean how is this BS still going on?
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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So I spent the day pretending to be a lady writing fraudulent cheques. Shocked
If, in several months, you see this, and you're like, "OMG that's Jen (!!)" please remember that I am only acting Laughing

Did you manage to sneak the cheque book out from the set?
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:

Not at all. Laughing
The last time I ate porridge (made properly by my grandmother) I was probably 8 or 9 years old. I might have made it once or twice myself in my early teens (but I was much more into cornflakes by then) and then since I got to London, I discovered "instant" porridge.

That one plateful in the morning kept me going until well beyond lunchtime. I ended up cooking a squash mid-afternoon but I wasn't hugely hungry. Then I wasn't interested in food for the rest of the day, and ended up chucking out the remainder.

It was so good, I might have to do it again.


Equal volumes (1/2 mug) of water, milk, oats in a bowl stir. Microwave 1.5 mins, stir microwave 1.5 mins. Eat.
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing
Tragically, they were just small pieces of paper with cheque-shaped printing on the front
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:

Equal volumes (1/2 mug) of water, milk, oats in a bowl stir. Microwave 1.5 mins, stir microwave 1.5 mins. Eat.


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PostPosted: 21:35 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Equal volumes (1/2 mug) of water, milk, oats in a bowl stir. Microwave 1.5 mins, stir microwave 1.5 mins. Eat.

1/2 a mug of rolled oats or oatmeal. 1 mug of water or a bit more if you like thinner porridge.

If you make it in a microwave it needs to stand for a bit I think. If you make to much, you can reheat it next day and it is actually better.

My opinion.... Smile
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Riejufixing wrote:
A100man wrote:
Equal volumes (1/2 mug) of water, milk, oats in a bowl stir. Microwave 1.5 mins, stir microwave 1.5 mins. Eat.

1/2 a mug of rolled oats or oatmeal. 1 mug of water or a bit more if you like thinner porridge.

If you make it in a microwave it needs to stand for a bit I think. If you make to much, you can reheat it next day and it is actually better.

My opinion.... Smile


You must have Celtic ancestry.. Bet you add salt too Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
A100man wrote:

Equal volumes (1/2 mug) of water, milk, oats in a bowl stir. Microwave 1.5 mins, stir microwave 1.5 mins. Eat.


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I boil the kettle for my morning coffee and porridge, saves sodding about with microwaves, which tend to create porridge art. 5 tablespoons of oats, teaspoon of powdered milk, teaspoon of sugar. Add hot water, stir, leave a couple of minutes, stir, eat.
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Excuse me, I also added salt in my original batch.

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PostPosted: 21:56 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Now I have comparative recipes, I shall try them and ascertain the best method.
Note to self: why have I got no powdered milk. It would be very helpful on those days when the four-pinter goes off before I finish using it all.
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Riejufixing wrote:
1/2 a mug of rolled oats or oatmeal. 1 mug of water or a bit more if you like thinner porridge.

If you make it in a microwave it needs to stand for a bit I think. If you make to much, you can reheat it next day and it is actually better.

My opinion.... Smile

You must have Celtic ancestry.. Bet you add salt too Rolling Eyes

I do not add any salt, it is bad for the blood pressure. It's OK with a couple of grains of coarse sea (or road, same thing) salt, but not much. But I don't do that.

You can have some milk on it, or some sugar. Both if you want to be doubly decadent. Cream, even. Edit: where is that "raises eyebrow" smiley?
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 13 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Add a dod of creme fraiche. A bit of maple syrup is good too Smile
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I prefer porridge made on the hob. As above, equal quants of milk, water and oats. Sometimes throw in a chopped up ripe banana for the last few minutes of cooking and it softens nicely.

A Scottish friend swears by long cooking time for porridge, overnight is optimal apparently! Shocked Don't think I'd want to clean that saucepan afterwards.
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Don't think I'd want to clean that saucepan afterwards.
Leave it to soak overnight then reheat and eat.
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yen_powell wrote:
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Don't think I'd want to clean that saucepan afterwards.
Leave it to soak overnight then reheat and eat.


Sort of a slow motion alternative to de-glazing the pan I guess.
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Islander wrote:
Add a dod of creme fraiche. A bit of maple syrup is good too Smile


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yen_powell wrote:
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Don't think I'd want to clean that saucepan afterwards.
Leave it to soak overnight then reheat and eat.

The power of water in soaking stuck-on grot overnight is indeed as you say wonderful.

The "cook overnight" that Mr Guts worries about does not (as you know) mean leaving the pan on the heat overnight! Anyway, sometimes I leave porridge in the slow oven (which is on all the time) overnight, and it's excellent; a good reason not to make it with any milk in, because then it turns out like a tin of boiled condensed milk, and tastes funny. Yesterday's porridge, reheated (perhaps with a little more water), is generally better than newly-made.
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ThunderGuts wrote:
yen_powell wrote:
Leave it to soak overnight

Sort of a slow motion alternative to de-glazing the pan I guess.

You can do it faster with a wire cup brush and an angle grinder
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I have made some nice Cornish pasties.
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