Covid vaccine issue

[Nobby the Bastard]

I'm abouth to drive Ste to his first injection.

My question is, which weapon should i take just in case he turns zombie on the way back? My weapon of choise is a breacker bar but within the confines of the car there isn't really enough space to swing it.
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

[MarJay]

A blanket and a hot water bottle to help treat the mild flu like symptoms?

Or a big magnet to disable the spinal chip that Bill Gates personally designed and manufactured with his own chip fab factory in North Korea with the help of Xi Xinping, Jeff Bezos and Norman Wisdom?
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[MCN]

I have to side with fat angry Scotsman.

Broken I-B boatle (glottal stop)

(For convenience, the I-B Boatle can be broken on the Dorsal pernuberance of the skull.)
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Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

[Ste]

Pfizered.

Got a sudden urge to buy Microsoft products.

[Islander]

How's your 5G reception?

[Nobby the Bastard]

[MCN]

[Ste]

We Found 16 Clips With "Using Him As A Hotspot"

[Keithy]

A sap or cosh is best for close proximity limited space. Ste, are you taking over the local car hire firm now?

[JackButler]

I generally find that words are sufficient to alter their behaviour.

If you lack the imagination to use words, then small a small yet rapid movement of your little finger mimicking its manhood usually does the trick.

Hop this helps.
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[Ste]

[Ste]

[A100man]

[stinkwheel]

Is it like a TB jab where you can just wait until he's not paying attention then punch him on the arm where he had the jab. Then keep doing so until he starts to cry then beat him up for being a sissy?
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[stinkwheel]

Have you tried hitting him sharply on the backside with a rolled up newspaper then rubbing his nose in it?
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[MCN]

[WD Forte]

Drive a wooden stake through his heart

just do it
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[hellkat]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Cacti.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Ste]

Both are correct, cactuses is more 'British'.

[hellkat]

*licks finger, smoothes eyebrow*
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Just give me the cactuses and nobody gets hurt.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.