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I was haunting the "What have you recently bought?" thread, and I found myself staring yet again at Fisty's wrist.
But from a rather interesting perspective 
That's funny, thinks me, I don't remember going onto a sexual fetish website ( hairy thighs and padded panties ).
Took me a while to work out what I was looking at.
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What us mortals dont see is Fisty has just PM'd Hellcat a picture of him wearing nothing but wristwatches. Lucky he has quite a few eh? 
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Lordy Lord!
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Finally  Covid, Brexit, BLM and the UnRoyals have all been wiped off the front pages ... and be replaced with :
Girl missing, copper being questioned works at American Embassy and has been previously nicked for flashing, "human remains" found.
Not such a great thing to replace it with, obvs.
But this could run and run.
Today I'm going with:
International espionage, slight matter of an accidental death of gladsome member of public, police marksman carries the can, due to disciplinary for being a willy-waver in McRonalds.
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And now the first ice cream van of the season has turned up!
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Today, I greased up some door hinges, ... so satisfying. 
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| Easy-X wrote: | a mouse humping an angle grinder |
I need to up my game from Porn Hub.
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Even now I can still catch my daughter out by using a word she has never heard before.
Today's word was "lackadaisical" - which I dropped into a conversation about the work processes of Italians
I'm surprised she's never heard it, as she has my fascination for dropping big words into conversations.
Never use a simple word when an obscure one will do.
But she is also accustomed to me using words in places where they don't quite fit, or making up a portmanteau on the spot, and then acting as though its a perfectly normal word.
Turns out, when we googled it, that I hadn't used it in quite the correct context, but she had pretty much guessed what I meant.
I have never met such an awesome bird as my daughter.
Except when I look in the mirror, of course 
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| hellkat wrote: | | RhynoCZ wrote: | Today, I greased up some door hinges, ... so satisfying. |
Oh God, that reminds me, I must take some WD40 into the office.
The door there does my fucking turret in! |
Poundland are still doing little cans of 3-in-1 oil which would do a better job.
A few days ago my wife started rearranging the living room. "This armchair is going, the springs are fucked." Sometime later, "I don't like this, I preferred my armchair" ffs
Anyhoo, tearing open the base cover - it looks like the cheap plastic sheeting you'd use in the garden - one spring had snapped and the mount for another had come away. A replacement zig zag spring (with clips and nails) cost me a whole £3.17. I almost broke into a sweat hammering but fixed now
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I've used sunflower oil wiped on with a bit of kitchen towel in the past, cos it was all I had handy -
It works, but you have to clean it up now and again and reapply.
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Nope, not with you on that one 
I'm a simple chap
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| Fisty wrote: | squealing like a Tory back bencher being pegged by a dominatrix. |
On second thoughts, maybe I'll just stick with Porn Hub after all.
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| Islander wrote: | | chickenstrip wrote: | I've used sunflower oil wiped on with a bit of kitchen towel in the past, cos it was all I had handy -
It works, but you have to clean it up now and again and reapply. |
Did you get that from Porn Hub too? |
No, some of the door hinges in my house are currently squeaking a bit now again, so it's been on my mind to get around to sorting it. Probably will grab a can of WD40 from the shed this time though. Silly, would only take 2 minutes, but still haven't done it today. A couple of them are getting to really haunted house creaky door level.
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