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Posted: 20:05 - 23 Mar 2021 Post subject: |
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Driving to the yard this morning I passed a now defunct go kart place.
Out the front was this.... for free!!
https://i.imgur.com/a1rIrXe.jpg?1
Basics are there, it works (ish) so the start of a little project! ____________________ Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
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Posted: 22:30 - 24 Mar 2021 Post subject: |
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Today I was sat at a McDonalds drive through directly beside the pay window minding my own business staring into oblivion when a cloud of crap in the air that had suddenly shot up from under my fuel tank and through the fairings into the air caught my eye.
I panicked thinking something had just blown up, or suchlike; but no.. it was just the cooling fan kicking in for the first time since I got it late last year.
So that works, then. ____________________ The do it all, T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶l̶u̶m̶p̶,̶ ̶C̶h̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶N̶o̶o̶d̶l̶e̶ |
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Posted: 22:32 - 25 Mar 2021 Post subject: |
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Not only does my current cleaning lady put my shoes in side-by-side mode if they are in disarray (rare, cos I usually put them that way myself when I de-shoe myself)
... but she even washes the cat bowls
She's not-all-that with skirting boards and cobwebs, but none of them are really.
Swings and roundabouts, innit. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Posted: 00:29 - 27 Mar 2021 Post subject: |
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I was being a pedestrian today and stopped outside Chelsea Town Hall to admire a Harley which was grumbling lazily at the traffic lights in Sydney Street.
Accidentally flirted with the rider, who was probably 20 years too young for me, and with fresh new embroidery on his cut-off
(which I didn't actually notice until I had engaged him in conversation ).
Annoyed the fuck out of the bus-driver behind him who was tooting at him to move. But I was determined to find out what colour the bike was (some sort of old gold apparently) cos I might want it for the next paint job, if I ever get round to it.
No doubt the rider was probably wondering who that eccentric old woman was that made the traffic wait whilst she asked him the colour of the bike ... but it put today's smile on my face ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Just finished two shifts from Hell and have some time off.
Two 14 hour busy shifts, over 90 miles away from where I live and the main road (A11) has closures meaning a 45mile detour!
Super tired but happy not have to do any more ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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I put together a metal shelving unit for the shed.
It all went together without any problems?
I put some strengthening board on the floor before installing it.
It fitted just right ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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Watched loads padalists jumping lights in Glasgow City Centre this afternoon.
Then, oot o' the blue, a dark blue 4X4 jumps the lights and switched on it's blue flashing lights and proceeded to stop the pedalist cnut who had just blew the red light.
Cheered me up.
(Everyone was able to breathe during this event.) ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
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recman World Chat Champion
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Posted: 19:17 - 31 Mar 2021 Post subject: |
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MCN wrote: | Watched loads padalists jumping lights in Glasgow City Centre this afternoon.
Then, oot o' the blue, a dark blue 4X4 jumps the lights and switched on it's blue flashing lights and proceeded to stop the pedalist cnut who had just blew the red light.
Cheered me up.
(Everyone was able to breathe during this event.) |
Masks on I trust. |
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Went to visit my ex this arvo.
We had a right old chinwag: a good easy-like-Sunday-morning kind of Saturday afternoon.
He's in a good place in his head, and I am glad.
The mad old bugger ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Got up at the crack of noon and jumped in the shower. Headed down to Box Hill to peruse some bikes. Back for massive Easter dinner with the family.
Perfect day ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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I think it shows a flaw in my character, but so what.
Found out yesterday that the back stabbing little shit who was shagging my first wife behind my back, the cause of me having to sell a lovely four bedroom detached house with a lovely sized garage and nice gardens. split my family up, the reason I will have to work till the day I die instead of having no mortgage in a years time. having to rent a house. The reason why my kids wont have an inheritance. He has died, not only died, but a painful death and he knew it was coming for a while. I know I shouldn't jump for joy and laugh my head off as I've been there myself and dodged the grim reaper by the skin of my teeth, but............... Ha!
I know I'm going to hell in a hand cart, but it does feel like karma ____________________ Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
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already got my tax return worked out and ready to go
oh, and I put by a bit each week for the tax bill, but it looks like I won't pay much tax, so that lump sum will tide me over a few more weeks |
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Skudd wrote: | I think it shows a flaw in my character, but so what.
Found out yesterday that the back stabbing little shit who was shagging my first wife behind my back, the cause of me having to sell a lovely four bedroom detached house with a lovely sized garage and nice gardens. split my family up, the reason I will have to work till the day I die instead of having no mortgage in a years time. having to rent a house. The reason why my kids wont have an inheritance. He has died, not only died, but a painful death and he knew it was coming for a while. I know I shouldn't jump for joy and laugh my head off as I've been there myself and dodged the grim reaper by the skin of my teeth, but............... Ha!
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You get my vote .
There are few cvnts in my life that I will happily celebrate when they die!
Will I feel guilty/bad about it, not in the slightest.
When someone sh*ts all over you, feel no pain at thier misfortune. ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 3 years, 64 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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