..was nearly killed today!

Mister James · I want to believe! Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Karma :

Pulling away from the pumps at the local garage, did a U turn in the forecourt and headed for the exit. Some lunatic in a massive silver Land Cruiser hurtled in from the roundabout, and headed straight for me. Only the fact that a bike can accelerate in milliseconds got me out of the way, he missed me by a whisker, and his reactions were so shit that he braked AFTER he shot past me.

I stopped, and was about to go and read him his fortune, when I clocked that he looked almost identical to the AIDS infected african pyscho who bit 2 of my colleagues (and best mates) at work on sunday, possibly infecting them with HIV.

I felt the red mist descending, but realised that I'd probably do something immensely regrettable, and decided discretion was the better part of valour as I screamed off.

Seriously pissed off, I've got enough to worry about without contemplating my imminent mortality AND not even have the satisfaction of a frank exchange of opinions with the gentleman in question.

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Silver · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Oct 2004 Karma :

How's he going to bite you through leathers? Headbutt him and break his jaw with your helmet Thumbs Up

Seriously though, glad he missed you. Makes you wonder how some people get on the road.

instigator · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Oct 2004 Karma :

Good on you mate for not doing anything more.

If mr. go-through-the-lights-when-they're-red-and-ignore-any-incoming-traffic cyclist uttered "loser" again once more to me, he would have been a victim of push over and run...c*nt.

Liverpoolrobb... · Crazy Courier Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Karma :

id of been shouting abuse at him do that then less chance of u geting the police involved and u get satisfaction u've told him off. if not kick his wing mirror off and get off

veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

Hi Robbie, do you ride through Crosby in the mornings? Think I recognise your bike!

Liverpoolrobb... · Crazy Courier Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Karma :

froggy128 · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Karma :

i was on my bike monday and a bmw pulled stright out on me, i managed to miss him by locking up the brakes!

And yesturday i was on the back of my mate, we were in the bus + motorbike lane when a car decided he was going to hit us, i managed to jump of and the bike didnt go over but the cars got 2 nice big scrapes from my jacket zips on it!

madbikerbabe · Scooby Slapper Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Karma :

dam car drivers..eh !!!....as i once said in my statement to the police... Thinking

i think i had a target painted on my helmet....the stuuuuuupid car driver was on my side of the road come'n straight for me Shocked

..i swerved onto pavement an the barsteward still managed to get the back end of ma bike Shocked

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EuropeanNC30R... · Gay Hairdresser Joined: 20 Jun 2002 Karma :

Some people should just be put down.

madbikerbabe · Scooby Slapper Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Karma :

headlamp · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

Petrol stations are dangerous places! A few weeks ago I had filled the bike up, and was pulling away from the pumps, slowly when a car on the other side of the pumps came hairing through. I slammed on my brakes - the bike being at an angle - nearly dropping it in the process! Twisted Evil

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Gracie Jones · Trackday Trickster Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Karma :

dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

A woman in a freelander nearly got me yesterday.

So I followed her, overtook her and proceeded to go 30mph in a 60mph zone for about 2 miles and then 15mph in a 30 zone untill I carried on with my journey.

Mister James · I want to believe! Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Karma :

headlamp · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

Mister James · I want to believe! Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Karma :

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Courageous T · Scooby Slapper Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Karma :

flppin eck id be worried bout ur mates Sick

Mister James · I want to believe! Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Karma :

natefz6 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 06 Apr 2005 Karma :

I was coming off a roundabout in the outside lane the other day when a blue merc in the inside lane thought it would be good idea to do a U-turn to get back to the roundabout. Didnt check his mirrors no shoulder check.

Both thee brakes locked on some gravel and i just managed to keep it upright......Wnker

Two finger salute and on I went still shaking.

Mister James · I want to believe! Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Karma :

The Cagers were at it again today. Zipping along a dual carriageway at 50mph, when a chap in a clapped out old astra, having seen 2 lanes of traffic heading towards him, decided that his best option was to jump across them into my lane, and then fluff his gear change and wallow along at about 10 mph.

Cock.

He narrowly avoided being run down by the truck in the nearside lane, and only avoided ending my short life thanks to me being a bit wary of twats in cars at the moment.
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