|
Author |
Message |
hellkat |
This post is not being displayed .
|
hellkat Super Spammer
Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :
|
Posted: 18:21 - 08 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
Think Gerald from Not the 9 O'Clock News, but with a backpatch.
Bloody man
Anyway! Its been a lovely day here, the lady next door sent over some chapattis (of which I have gone and eaten four of the five!), with something brown and spicy with beans that tasted *amazing* ... and I've done a lot of Notverymuchfuckall quite productively for the nation's sick children.
That'll do. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
Easy-X |
This post is not being displayed .
|
Easy-X Super Spammer
Joined: 08 Mar 2019 Karma :
|
Posted: 22:13 - 08 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
hellkat wrote: | Think Gerald from Not the 9 O'Clock News, but with a backpatch.
Bloody man
Anyway! Its been a lovely day here, the lady next door sent over some chapattis (of which I have gone and eaten four of the five!), with something brown and spicy with beans that tasted * amazing* ... and I've done a lot of Notverymuchfuckall quite productively for the nation's sick children.
That'll do. |
Similar: the neighbour on one side is a dead loss at all sorts (this is the one with a TV that you have to feed quids into) but she has a talent for "Great British Bake Off" shite. Brought round some lemon-drizzle cake this afternoon ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
Easy-X |
This post is not being displayed .
|
Easy-X Super Spammer
Joined: 08 Mar 2019 Karma :
|
Posted: 13:34 - 09 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
Today I'm writing an interface to a dating app. There's a deal where if you fill in at least 70% of the profile you get a free coffee, I do the mechanics behind scanning the QR code, validating it, applying a promo to get the coffee and so on. That means I have to install a dating app and fill it in. WISE MOVE: inform wife straight away in case she gets any funny ideas
Anyhoo, let's just say ste would have a field day. Drinking? "Frequently" Pets? "Dog" or "Cat" apparently you can't like both Relationship Status? "It's Complicated" is an option Religion? "Jain" never heard of it! Sexual Orientation? "aromatic" say what now?!
The wife was in hysterics when I tried to take a selfie: "invalid: images of celebrities are not acceptable"
AI image analysis, we're not there yet! ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
hellkat |
This post is not being displayed .
|
hellkat Super Spammer
Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
yen_powell |
This post is not being displayed .
|
yen_powell World Chat Champion
Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
Easy-X |
This post is not being displayed .
|
Easy-X Super Spammer
Joined: 08 Mar 2019 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
Polarbear |
This post is not being displayed .
|
Polarbear Super Spammer
Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Karma :
|
Posted: 14:53 - 10 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
I heard something in the kitchen. No, wasn't wifie, she was at work. Wasn't dog sitting dog, she was snoring at my feet.
So I sneaked out to the kitchen and there was a Magpie nicking the dogs biscuits. It fucked off so I put a motion camera near by and the bugger came back 3 times.
https://i.postimg.cc/J4Qzkjnb/IMAG0021.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/wTzBMw6q/IMAG0025.jpg ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
MCN |
This post is not being displayed .
|
MCN Super Spammer
Joined: 22 Jul 2015 Karma :
|
Posted: 19:00 - 10 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
Why not fit a flap over the tent opening? ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
to v or not to v |
This post is not being displayed .
|
to v or not to v World Chat Champion
Joined: 24 Nov 2020 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
Polarbear |
This post is not being displayed .
|
Polarbear Super Spammer
Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Karma :
|
Posted: 22:14 - 10 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
MCN wrote: |
Why not fit a flap over the tent opening? |
I dont have a tent. I haven't had a tent since a BCF barbecue back in the mists of time. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
chickenstrip |
This post is not being displayed .
|
chickenstrip Super Spammer
Joined: 06 Dec 2013 Karma :
|
Posted: 22:20 - 10 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
Polarbear wrote: |
I dont have a tent. I haven't had a tent since a BCF barbecue back in the mists of time. |
It's camping chairs I don't have since BCF BBQ. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
Nobby the Bastard |
This post is not being displayed .
|
Nobby the Bastard Harley Gaydar
Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
ThunderGuts |
This post is not being displayed .
|
ThunderGuts World Chat Champion
Joined: 13 Nov 2018 Karma :
|
Posted: 08:13 - 11 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
Regressed 100 years last night and drank nice whisky sat in the warm light of an oil lamp. Surprisingly relaxing and the aroma of the paraffin (which I find quite pleasant) reminded me of my childhood (where my grandmother had the very same lamp on her kitchen table). ____________________ TG. |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
to v or not to v |
This post is not being displayed .
|
to v or not to v World Chat Champion
Joined: 24 Nov 2020 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
ThunderGuts |
This post is not being displayed .
|
ThunderGuts World Chat Champion
Joined: 13 Nov 2018 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
A100man |
This post is not being displayed .
|
A100man World Chat Champion
Joined: 19 Aug 2013 Karma :
|
Posted: 11:48 - 11 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
hellkat wrote: |
I was thinking about heading up to the Bike Shed MC just to check out any possible Gen X action, so at least I'd put on a bit of slap and hidden my grey hair |
Bike Shed? Really?? I always imagined it's full of the kinda of tossers I hate - did you ever go before? Pretty sure my scornful remarks would get me evicted in short order. ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600 |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
Diggs |
This post is not being displayed .
|
Diggs World Chat Champion
Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Karma :
|
Posted: 12:09 - 11 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
Gen X action? Does this mean Billy Idol handing out sexual favours? ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
pepperami |
This post is not being displayed .
|
pepperami Super Spammer
Joined: 17 Jan 2010 Karma :
|
Posted: 13:52 - 11 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
Parts for ‘Project Scrappy Hyosung’ have arrived all the way from Korea .
Ha, shit Asian bike innit!, ironically all the parts have “made in Japan” on the labels .
New cam chains, tensioner blades and bottom end gaskets.
Just waiting for the top end gaskets to arrive now . ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
hellkat |
This post is not being displayed .
|
hellkat Super Spammer
Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
hellkat |
This post is not being displayed .
|
hellkat Super Spammer
Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
hellkat |
This post is not being displayed .
|
hellkat Super Spammer
Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
mentalboy |
This post is not being displayed .
|
mentalboy World Chat Champion
Joined: 05 May 2012 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
Howling Terror |
This post is not being displayed .
|
Howling Terror Super Spammer
Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :
|
Posted: 10:09 - 12 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
^^^ I wonder if... May have been in that one too.
I liked the one on the A62 between Diggle and Huddersfield. Never saw outside the windows due to condensation and ciggie smoke.
The one on Hyde rd Manchester was particularly earthy.
Placed my dinner order and the lady serving asked if I wanted extra liver for ??pence.
'He's a vegetarian' my oppo piped-up.
'That's okay, he can leave the vegetables' she replied.
The cafe near Pendleton where I'd find bits of bacon in the beans....their recycling policy was ahead of the curve, but you could have as many tea refills as you wanted.
Yes, mostly fond memories. ____________________ Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
MilfHunter |
This post is not being displayed because the poster has bad karma. Unhide this post / all posts.
|
MilfHunter Scooby Slapper
Joined: 15 May 2020 Karma :
|
Posted: 11:25 - 12 Jun 2021 Post subject: |
|
|
I can post again.
Apparently I have too much bad karma to post such a short message so hopefully this will now let me post. ____________________ Post nut clarity reveals everything. |
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
to v or not to v |
This post is not being displayed .
|
to v or not to v World Chat Champion
Joined: 24 Nov 2020 Karma :
|
|
Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
|
Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 2 years, 345 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
|
|
|