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hellkat
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 04 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am in better form today.
Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!

Fucks sake, where do those bad moods come from? Thinking Kept me indoors the whole bank holiday weekend. Shocked

But now I am back in worldbeating form.
Wink Look out! hellkat's about Wink
Anything could happen.
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 04 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

fish n chips with the wench whilst looking out at the Solent.
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 05 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

an early morning ride on quiet roads, along with blue skies and a mild temperature.
arrived back home feeling happy with the world. riding a bike is definitely therapeutic at times.
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

My big bad ex turned up today, totally out of the blue.

I was thinking about heading up to the Bike Shed MC just to check out any possible Gen X action, so at least I'd put on a bit of slap and hidden my grey hair Laughing Only reason I hadn't left yet was cos my jeans were still damp and I needed to dry them on the radiator.

And suddenly there he was, and it was as if he had never been away.
That man!

Lovely to see him, though. Must be 18 months since I saw him.
He hasn't changed a bit.

Which is, of course, the whole problem.
Am v. ambivalent.
*sigh*
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just imagining you opening the door with no jeans on...
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Printed out some cool stuff over the weekend, such as....

A labyrinth puzzle box.

https://i.postimg.cc/kGHKssKb/IMG-20210605-WA0060.jpg

A dinosaur phone holder for the other half.

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And a fully functioning carabiner.

https://i.postimg.cc/8PFhc8gB/IMG-20210603-WA0020.jpg

So far, 3D printing has been a really fun, rewarding and interesting experience.
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Just imagining you opening the door with no jeans on...

He's used to it Laughing
indeed, he used to insist upon it.

(actually I had on some tracky bottoms)
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 07 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
My big bad ex turned up today, totally out of the blue.

I was thinking about heading up to the Bike Shed MC just to check out any possible Gen X action, so at least I'd put on a bit of slap and hidden my grey hair Laughing Only reason I hadn't left yet was cos my jeans were still damp and I needed to dry them on the radiator.

And suddenly there he was, and it was as if he had never been away.
That man!

Lovely to see him, though. Must be 18 months since I saw him.
He hasn't changed a bit.

Which is, of course, the whole problem.
Am v. ambivalent.
*sigh*
Rolling Eyes


Elephant in the room...

Did ye pump him?


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PostPosted: 22:48 - 07 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing
Didn't have time.
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Made him a cup of tea and off he went again.
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PostPosted: 14:25 - 08 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:

Elephant in the room...

Did ye pump him?


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For all of her faults, I don't believe Helkat is into bestiality.

hellkat wrote:
Laughing Laughing
Didn't have time.
Rolling Eyes

Made him a cup of tea and off he went again.


Shocked I AM SHOCK

I never knew elephants were that into tea.
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PostPosted: 15:59 - 08 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

In fairness, we're talking more mountain gorilla than elephant Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 08 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think Gerald from Not the 9 O'Clock News, but with a backpatch.
Wub
Bloody man Laughing

Anyway! Its been a lovely day here, the lady next door sent over some chapattis (of which I have gone and eaten four of the five!), with something brown and spicy with beans that tasted *amazing* ... and I've done a lot of Notverymuchfuckall quite productively for the nation's sick children.

That'll do.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 08 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Think Gerald from Not the 9 O'Clock News, but with a backpatch.
Wub
Bloody man Laughing

Anyway! Its been a lovely day here, the lady next door sent over some chapattis (of which I have gone and eaten four of the five!), with something brown and spicy with beans that tasted *amazing* ... and I've done a lot of Notverymuchfuckall quite productively for the nation's sick children.

That'll do.


Similar: the neighbour on one side is a dead loss at all sorts (this is the one with a TV that you have to feed quids into) but she has a talent for "Great British Bake Off" shite. Brought round some lemon-drizzle cake this afternoon Drooling
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PostPosted: 13:34 - 09 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today I'm writing an interface to a dating app. There's a deal where if you fill in at least 70% of the profile you get a free coffee, I do the mechanics behind scanning the QR code, validating it, applying a promo to get the coffee and so on. That means I have to install a dating app and fill it in. WISE MOVE: inform wife straight away in case she gets any funny ideas Very Happy

Anyhoo, let's just say ste would have a field day. Drinking? "Frequently" Pets? "Dog" or "Cat" apparently you can't like both Sad Relationship Status? "It's Complicated" is an option Shocked Religion? "Jain" never heard of it! Sexual Orientation? "aromatic" say what now?!

The wife was in hysterics when I tried to take a selfie: "invalid: images of celebrities are not acceptable" Thinking

AI image analysis, we're not there yet!
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 09 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

It'd have to be fuckin' good coffee!
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 09 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just had my kidney/bladder stent removed and apart from having a piddle that made me jump a foot in the air with stinginess a minute ago, it feels sooooo much better now.

Rode my bike home like a loon to do that as well so I could sit down like a girl.
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 09 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
It'd have to be fuckin' good coffee!


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PostPosted: 14:53 - 10 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard something in the kitchen. No, wasn't wifie, she was at work. Wasn't dog sitting dog, she was snoring at my feet.

Thinking

So I sneaked out to the kitchen and there was a Magpie nicking the dogs biscuits. It fucked off so I put a motion camera near by and the bugger came back 3 times. Laughing

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PostPosted: 19:00 - 10 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I heard something in the kitchen. No, wasn't wifie, she was at work. Wasn't dog sitting dog, she was snoring at my feet.

Thinking

So I sneaked out to the kitchen and there was a Magpie nicking the dogs biscuits. It fucked off so I put a motion camera near by and the bugger came back 3 times. Laughing

https://i.postimg.cc/J4Qzkjnb/IMAG0021.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/wTzBMw6q/IMAG0025.jpg



Why not fit a flap over the tent opening?
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 10 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

So I sneaked out to the kitchen and there was a Magpie nicking the dogs biscuits. It fucked off so I put a motion camera near by and the bugger came back 3 times. Laughing



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PostPosted: 22:14 - 10 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
I heard something in the kitchen. No, wasn't wifie, she was at work. Wasn't dog sitting dog, she was snoring at my feet.

Thinking

So I sneaked out to the kitchen and there was a Magpie nicking the dogs biscuits. It fucked off so I put a motion camera near by and the bugger came back 3 times. Laughing

https://i.postimg.cc/J4Qzkjnb/IMAG0021.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/wTzBMw6q/IMAG0025.jpg



Why not fit a flap over the tent opening?


I dont have a tent. I haven't had a tent since a BCF barbecue back in the mists of time. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 10 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

I dont have a tent. I haven't had a tent since a BCF barbecue back in the mists of time. Laughing


It's camping chairs I don't have since BCF BBQ.
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PostPosted: 08:09 - 11 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Polarbear wrote:

I dont have a tent. I haven't had a tent since a BCF barbecue back in the mists of time. Laughing


It's camping chairs I don't have since BCF BBQ.


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PostPosted: 08:13 - 11 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Regressed 100 years last night and drank nice whisky sat in the warm light of an oil lamp. Surprisingly relaxing and the aroma of the paraffin (which I find quite pleasant) reminded me of my childhood (where my grandmother had the very same lamp on her kitchen table). Smile
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 11 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThunderGuts wrote:
Regressed 100 years last night and drank nice whisky sat in the warm light of an oil lamp. Surprisingly relaxing and the aroma of the paraffin (which I find quite pleasant) reminded me of my childhood (where my grandmother had the very same lamp on her kitchen table). Smile


great until you drink too much and knock the lamp over Shocked
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