I know times are hard in the pub trade but....

[Polarbear]

Advertised for my local.

https://fb.watch/8mHFY4oe2a/

I can't get to post a screen shot for some reason but it says 'Botox and Filler Event'.

Perhaps they have invited Katie Price.
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[Diggs]

Stratford Lock isn't in Essex, is it?

We have a waistline-plumping evening at our pub - curry night!
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Polarbear]

[Diggs]

Looks like a pleasant enough setting for an injection of bull's semen, or whatever botox is
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[hellkat]

Its germs.
Botox is germs.

Very unpleasant germs.

That is all I know.
So not going there.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Polarbear]

Surely something like this has to be done in sterile conditions, not in a pub?
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[hellkat]

It *is* sterile: they spray it with unicorn phlegm.
Its an arcane world of hygienic magic - how else would you explain "micellar water"...?
You men should just stay out there in the sawdust bar.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[MCN]

That's simply an out for when you have exhausted your list of reasons to go to the pub.

She'll not have heard that one before.

"I'm going down the pub Pet, the boys have arranged for a Botoxer to come round and do us. Dont think I'll be long."
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Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[A100man]