Will (slapper) Smith

[Ribenapigeon]

So was the Oscars actually worth watching this year?

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

In the clip I saw Will Smith seemed to find the joke amusing until he noted his adulterous wife’s displeasure. Seems like he’s been trying to keep the family together and decided he’d better step up and defend his wife’s honour. Not even sure if Chris Rock knew she had alopecia.

edit: Will Smith, poor henpecked sod. Divorce her now.

[stinkwheel]

I heard that his Mom got scared and now he's going to have to move.
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[recman]

Moving in with his Aunty and Uncle by all accounts.

[Ste]

Fresh prints on Chris Rock's face.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

"Keep my wife’s name out your f**king mouth!"

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[Im-a-Ridah]

[MCN]

Where are the BLM folks now?

Smith is a PRIK.

Hitting a wee guy.
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[recman]

[Raffles]

It was rude and insensitive of Chris Rock to refer to Will Smith's alopecia suffering wife, Jada, as G I Jane.
Jada, though, is said to be made of strong stuff and despite this unfortunate setback, it's thought that she will probably just soldier on.
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[Ribenapigeon]

[MCN]

[Polarbear]

Isn't this the same wife that shagged around?
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[Ribenapigeon]

It could have been worse, if I had been hosting the Oscars I would have done a gag about celebs getting side effects after taking adrenochrome.

[Diggs]

I'm sure it was a publicity stunt, and it worked judging by the fact that otherwise sane people in blighty are talking about it...
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[Im-a-Ridah]

[MCN]

Kris Rok, "Will Smith just slapped the shit out of me."

FFS. My wife slaps me much harder than that.
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[Copycat73]

frankly i bet the whole stunt was scripted and rehearsed .. the viewing figures of said awards are abysmal .. what better way to draw attention to itself..
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[Polarbear]

[Copycat73]

[TaffyTDM]

I want to slap whoever was in charge of the bbc news app that night for spamming my phone at 3am with breaking news of some guy winning employee of the month in the film world.
Their idea of whats news and whats urgent is clearly far removed from mine

[Ribenapigeon]

[MCN]

[recman]

[Im-a-Ridah]