Gigolo

[Skudd]

How much can a Gigolo earn? Bikes going in for a new clutch, being a bloody BMW I will have to sell a kidney and then go on the streets selling my body.
How do I set up one of those Only Fans things? It will have to be a fetish thing, fat bloke, small dick who can't get a hard on very well.

If you are wondering how much for the the bike work, with VAT just over £1,200 and that is cheap.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Polarbear]

Would it make you feel better if I told you I bought a Ducati 750 Paso for less that that.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Islander]

Do it yourself. It's not that hard, just a lot of work and fiddly in places.

[Skudd]

[SpiritMr89]

Find a niche.

Ex's was foot fetish and stuff.
£250 to suck her toes.
One bloke even offered £400, and a new set of riding boots, if she'd:

- Walk through the much heap bear foot,
- Put boots and walk though again.

Used to be a regular thing of walking in the house and seeing strange stuff.
Ad just grab saddle and go ride me horse round wolds, for a few hours.


Depending on your views.
A bit there is some people out there, will to get kicked in the nads, by a bloke wearing full leathers.

'Adult work finder' is your place dude.
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Hello

[BanditsHigh]

Guy asks a serious question, laying bare his soul ...

[Diggs]

An interesting career choice... If you could successfully market the 'dad-bod' (as the youngsters call it), you could be on to a winner. I think you need advice from a lady in this respect however...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[dave001]

[M.C]

[Easy-X]

Are you selling yourself to men, women or not bothered either way?
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[SpiritMr89]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[Easy-X]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Traditionally, if you come, you go.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Zen Dog]

If you're happy to specialise, maybe consider the balloon fetishist market? Worked for Catherine Ryan -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YstBl9xzz34
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Current - '94 VFR750FR (Dead), '00 VFR800FI, 2011 CBF125 Previous - '10 Street Triple R, '92 MZ ETZ301, '05 TTR250, NSR125R, KMX125, "Honda" Win (chinese copy of an old Honda design with a C90 engine)
My bike trip around S.E. Asia 2010/2011

[Easy-X]

Thread begging for a Mr. Miyagi line

[dave001]

on a serous it the labour on them

buy some tools and do it yourself

there not that hard it just takes ages


you got to prity much strip the whole back end of the bike on a GS to get at the clutch

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Ah the days when I had to open and manage a dozen Adultwork accounts because there was some problem with the phone.

Can't do that nowadays, I bet

Happily it didn't last long, somehow the phone got fixed so most of 'em abandoned their accounts on AW, cos "it had a bad reputation" back then (go figure!)

I was working all the hours god sent to keep that crazy shebang running, for no good end. Fucking madness (literally, LOL) But I loved it, every crazy minute of it (being robbed was a bit scary, to be fair).

Pfft, can't believe it was that long ago now Nearly twenty fuckin years ago when I got myself into that little bout of hilarity.

Cripes
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[virus]

I was wondering when you would get involved Hellcat
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own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[hellkat]

They dragged me into it. Kicking and screaming, m'lud.

Have you fixed your bike yet, Skuddoodles?

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[dave001]

[MCN]

[Nobby the Bastard]

You wait until she turns up at your house with the snarley and you realise you don't have any imperial tools.to fix it.

Fortunately ste was around and he took one for the team. They were up at his house for a couple of hours....
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[MCN]