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PostPosted: 20:48 - 11 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:

Is it the noise a dying man makes when he's repeatedly woken up by someones telly?


I rarely watch my telly
So, ner ! *pokes out tongue*

I've quite literally sat here in silence all day apart from when I have taken calls or listening to a meeting. No telly, no radio.

Although there is still that extremely annoying beep from the smoke alarm with no battery Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 11 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
It could be moans of pleasure, getting those final few wanks in before he passes to the other side. Does it happen a lot when Susanna Reid is on the telly and his wife is out?


I never thought of that ... Shocked
Maybe it is!
I had to google Susanna Reid, what a charming young lady.
Her next door is almost never out, she is a very good little wifey.
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 11 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe she likes doing the deed, and thats why he's always moaning. He probably looks like a dessicated husk.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 11 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

He already did.
She was his second wife Laughing
Maybe he wore the first one out Thinking
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 11 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The one show.

Mentioned an outrage from people with assistance dogs not being picked up by uber.

I feel for them.

I get the same rage when they won't let me drive the bus too.

Some things are not available to everyone.


its a legal requirement for taxi/private hire vehicles to take guide dogs.

a blind fella i know was often left stranded because muslims dont like dogs. theyd see him waiting with the dog, and just carry on driving.
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PostPosted: 00:47 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

to v or not to v wrote:
MCN wrote:
The one show.

Mentioned an outrage from people with assistance dogs not being picked up by uber.

I feel for them.

I get the same rage when they won't let me drive the bus too.

Some things are not available to everyone.


its a legal requirement for taxi/private hire vehicles to take guide dogs.

a blind fella i know was often left stranded because muslims dont like dogs. theyd see him waiting with the dog, and just carry on driving.


I fucked one in MK for precisely that. Was waiting for a taxi in my local and one of the lads there with a guide dog was waiting as well. Speedline (all muslim arabs) he was waiting for, bunch of assholes IMHO but he had the reg and name of driver. Said driver turned up, looked at me and said Stephen? I said no, thats him, chap with a happy seeing eye Lab. Cvnt drove off before Steve could even get in.

My taxi turned up, a big black fucker driving (just incase you think this is just a racist rant). I told him what happened and asked if he'd take Steve and the woofit. No problem at all and he got me another taxi before he left.

Anyway, one of the chaps in the pub works in some aspect for citizens advice and he let rip with a full 21 gun salute at the driver. Licence revoked (well a licence was as it wasn't actually his he was driving on).

Sadly thise cvunts are still trading.
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don’t know what the weather is like where you are, but here it’s fekin miserable Evil or Very Mad .
I’m fed up with this shyttie weather.

I need a bit of warmth and a

EDIT : bit less rain.

BCF, replies freezes and I am unable to finish the sentence Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Wanking whilst eating a Twix? Yeh maybe Smile .
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
I don’t know what the weather is like where you are, but here it’s fekin miserable Evil or Very Mad .
I’m fed up with this shyttie weather.

I need a bit of warmth and a


Twix?
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
pepperami wrote:
I don’t know what the weather is like where you are, but here it’s fekin miserable Evil or Very Mad .
I’m fed up with this shyttie weather.

I need a bit of warmth and a


Twix?


Wank (obvs)

It's all in the alliteration.
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
I don’t know what the weather is like where you are, but here it’s fekin miserable Evil or Very Mad .
I’m fed up with this shyttie weather.

I need a bit of warmth and a


If it helps to know, apparently the NZ summer is also shite at the moment, raining more than it should in January which is normally 30 degrees plus at thsi time of year.

Prolly better than Blighty though Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Companies not delivering when they say they would. Rolling Eyes

Companies not answering their phone. Rolling Eyes

Companies not replying to emails. Rolling Eyes

Now I'm bored of waiting so lets see how a section 75 claim thingy goes.
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PostPosted: 14:03 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


Twix?

Would disappoint as they seem to have shrunk to about half size - that's on top of not being in pairs anymore
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Companies not delivering when they say they would. Rolling Eyes

Companies not answering their phone. Rolling Eyes

Companies not replying to emails. Rolling Eyes

Now I'm bored of waiting so lets see how a section 75 claim thingy goes.


Blame The Rona.

Companies found to their delight that they could function with profits using greatly reduced personnel.
The Rona was a boon.

Now the Directors/Share Bastirts are more concerned with where to stuff all the 10s and twenties they save.

Vive la revolution.
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
pepperami wrote:
I don’t know what the weather is like where you are, but here it’s fekin miserable Evil or Very Mad .
I’m fed up with this shyttie weather.

I need a bit of warmth and a


If it helps to know, apparently the NZ summer is also shite at the moment, raining more than it should in January which is normally 30 degrees plus at thsi time of year.

Prolly better than Blighty though Rolling Eyes


Accordian to my brother down in that part of the globe, the weather is very much the same as Blighty.
He describes the whole NZ experience as, 'the same old rat race, just a nicer cage'.
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PostPosted: 19:11 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:


Accordian to my brother down in that part of the globe, the weather is very much the same as Blighty.
He describes the whole NZ experience as, 'the same old rat race, just a nicer cage'.


Your use of 'accordian' in that post is instrumental, commendable and like music to my ears.
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have not got Whistle a squeeze box I wear on my chest Whistle , m'lud.
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

doggone wrote:

Would disappoint as they seem to have shrunk to about half size - that's on top of not being in pairs anymore

WTF??? Twix is a play on the word 'twice'.
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 13 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you are definately a fraudster then.
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 13 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i do that every to one of em dump a package on door step and runs off without handing me it

Why do you need to do section 75 claims for those as most retailers don't argue about sending a replacement order when the delivery has been fucked up by their courier?

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PostPosted: 20:52 - 13 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
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i do that every to one of em dump a package on door step and runs off without handing me it

Why do you need to do section 75 claims for those as most retailers don't argue about sending a replacement order when the delivery has been fucked up by their courier?

Confused


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PostPosted: 20:56 - 13 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well he fucked off for a week after getting called out on his tax 'advice'
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PostPosted: 18:31 - 14 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hows this for gear grinding.

Perfomance direct insewrance.

Online quote £127, thats great Payed by card, all is good.

Calls them about Mrs WS's ncd

Me "Hiya, its about the NCD"
PD " You have your occupations as retired, can you prove that ?"
Me " Eh? well yes I get a pension"
PD " And your wife "
Me " Nope she lives of mine"
PD " Shes not retired then, is she a housewife ?"
Me " If yeh like "
PD " No kids under 16 ? shes cant be a houswife then, "
Me " Call her what yeh like "
PD " OK, shes unemployed, this provider doesn't cover unemployed, your cheapest re-quote is £375"
Me " Poke it up yer hoop, cancel it (doesn't start till tomorrow"
PD " OK, £55 cancelation charge "

There then followed a half hour battle that eventually ended in threats of facebook exposure and omnbudsman reports and I got all my money back.

Utter utter cuntfuck scumbags.


Gears ground to fuck, being lubricated with Motorhead Overkill pilsner.
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 14 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weisse Schlange wrote:
Hows this for gear grinding.



dont leave it until the last minute to renew your insurance, and dont tick the auto renew option on quotes.

my partners renewal quote letter came through yesterday from lv.com.
considerably dearer than last year. around £320 for an experienced driver with an IAM certificate, whos never had an accident/claim.
went on a compare site and saved £80. with the AA incidently.

out of curiosity, went on lv site and entered partners details for a new customer quote and it was £30 cheaper than the letter.

supposed to be illegal now to charge more for current customers, but obviously isnt being inforced very well.
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PostPosted: 11:56 - 17 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Companies not delivering when they say they would. Rolling Eyes

Companies not answering their phone. Rolling Eyes

Companies not replying to emails. Rolling Eyes

Now I'm bored of waiting so lets see how a section 75 claim thingy goes.

Ah, today is the day that Mastercard make their decision and this morning I got a dispatch notification from the company.

Rolling Eyes
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