eBay's Most Miserable Bike

[Easy-X]

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/CHUAAOSwotli3Sp5/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125675048548

[Polarbear]

[Nobby the Bastard]

It's bewieldering why anyone whould want to put an engine that wide in something so low to the ground. It'll have a turning circle similar to a supertanker.
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[pepperami]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Holy mother of god, have you seen the proposed value?
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Zen Dog]

I'm gonna dissent on this one and say, for what it is (futuristic custom cruiser thing) I kind of like it. Execution looks good, it has nice clean lines, looks like someone has taken their time, and no obvious bodgery. It's interesting (CBX engine, SSSA, integrated 999 exhaust in the tail, completely custom frame, exhaust header art). You'd need to have a lot of faith in the frame builder though, you'd imagine the leverage (and flex) on the frame as it passes under the tank (with no cradle under the engine) is going to be hefty.

I mean, I wouldn't buy it, but if you wanted a unique/show bike or something, you could do worse. There's so much worse on this thread. It's got a front mudguard and everything!
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My bike trip around S.E. Asia 2010/2011

[Polarbear]

Honda built the Fury aound 2010, anyone remember it? I quite liked that.

Infact theres a few on ebay going from £6799 which means you will have more left over for assless chaps

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325416486091

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/o~4AAOSwPDJjmrjp/s-l1600.jpg
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[WD Forte]

Just seen this on Bumtree
£2150 will get you this beauty
Never raced or rallied/had a spanner on her/first to see will buy
Aint not nicked nor nuffin

https://imagedelivery.net/ePR8PyKf84wPHx7_RYmEag/facf6a85-78eb-457b-a22a-d0c2b4de5400/86
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bikers smell of wee

[Easy-X]

All other aspects are hideous but the front forks are the final insult.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Rob W]

The forks look like crutches.

Jesus
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'16 GSX-S1000F

[Bhud]

Now this one really takes the biscuit:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275591089910

Absolutely hideous, and actually worth less in parts than the asking price for the whole thing.

At a guess, this is where he came unstuck:

[WD Forte]

[Pete.]

How about this steaming pile of god-awfulness?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204212203135
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[Nobby the Bastard]

Is that seat actually designed to castrate people?
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Easy-X]

At least it's an auction. £100 and it'd be worth breaking down for parts.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[A100man]

[Bhud]

[B1N]

[rpsmith79]

Spotted this on my FB feed

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/328129964_876733253637012_4518329513714422667_n.jpg

[Ayrton]

[Easy-X]

Where do I fit my top box?
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[WD Forte]

I really shouldn't look up this shit, it just vexes me
Ten fuckin grand!
Really? for what?
A bike that's neither fish nor fowl
A bike some twats invested far too much time and money in and trying to
claw it back.
What's it good for?
Sports? nope, touring? nope, commuting? nope.
Try riding that up the motorway in the pissing rain, see how that works out
for you.
It's a hipsters posing pouch nothing more.
the only thing in its favour is they havent fucked up the frame with a cowboy monoshock.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/rG0AAOSw6uBj4AuC/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285135474074?
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bikers smell of wee

[Bhud]

Don't know if that rear wheel quite matches the front... That's not to say anything about whether it's been trued. Ton of filler on the subframe? Anyway, the prize is quite amazing. I blame Youtube. To explain: there was no need for and no benefit in doing any of that work. It's like a 64kb demo written in BASIC. In 2023.

[WD Forte]

No speedo either and no MOT
They'll say 'classic innit mate dont need one'
but for 10 grand I reckon spending £30 for a tester to confirm
its roadworthy would show confidence
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bikers smell of wee

[A100man]