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Kawasaki Jimbo
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 13 May 2023    Post subject: Godspeed. Reply with quote
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The Archbishop of Canterbury has been fined more than £500 and given three penalty points after he was caught speeding in London.

The Most Reverend Justin Welby was recorded driving at 25mph in a 20mph zone in his Volkswagen Golf last year.

He mitre killed someone. Wink

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65572257
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 13 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Now thats what will quickly get him flying backwards in a flaming sportscar through the pearly gates.
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 13 May 2023    Post subject: Re: Godspeed. Reply with quote
Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
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The Archbishop of Canterbury has been fined more than £500 and given three penalty points after he was caught speeding in London.

The Most Reverend Justin Welby was recorded driving at 25mph in a 20mph zone in his Volkswagen Golf last year.

He mitre killed someone. Wink

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65572257


Was the magistrate a Muslim? That's a steep old fine. Laughing
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 13 May 2023    Post subject: Re: Godspeed. Reply with quote
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That's a steeple old fine. Laughing


FIFY.

FFS, the puns don't work well for you do they...
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 13 May 2023    Post subject: Re: Godspeed. Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:

Was the magistrate a Muslim? That's a steep old fine. Laughing


Meh, plenty out there who beat the bishop on a regular basis... Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 13 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
25mph in a 20 zone? And to get your collar felt, how sad.
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PostPosted: 07:31 - 14 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
So Gatso and God is watching.
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 14 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:
25mph in a 20 zone? And to get your dog collar felt, how sad.


How did I miss that one Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:06 - 14 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
£500 ???

Darwinism . . .

The magistrate made a monkey out of him.




Both very cross.


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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 00:35 - 21 May 2023    Post subject: Re: Godspeed. Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Polarbear wrote:


That's a steeple old fine. Laughing


FIFY.

FFS, the puns don't work well for you do they...


'That's a steeple fine' would have worked better
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PostPosted: 07:47 - 21 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
He altar slow down a bit...
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PostPosted: 12:28 - 21 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Literally following the Lord's words:

2 Kings 4:24

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“Drive and go forward; do not slow down the pace for me unless I tell you.”


Apparently the magistrate doesn't read the Bible.
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 21 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Val wrote:
Literally following the Lord's words:

2 Kings 4:24

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“Drive and go forward; do not slow down the pace for me unless I tell you.”


Apparently the magistrate doesn't read the Bible.


Fuck me! An amusing and relevant post from Val. Are you feeling okay, old chap?
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