So... What oiled your gears today?

[Easy-X]

For a specialist topic 100k ~ 250k subscribers says you've pretty much made it. How are the Instagram numbers?
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[dave001]

[Nobby the Bastard]

It's not about the size of the person but the size of the penis. I have no concerns there.


You clearly do seeing as your wife needed a lesbian lover to satisfy her.
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Easy-X]

"I'm short, not small!" is the line I usually use
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[Nobby the Bastard]

Mrs bastard had me take out the apradravya because 'you're too big as it is'....
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[dave001]

[B1N]

[Easy-X]

Depends on the age group but if her target audience is under 30 then she'll want to work on that.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[recman]

I went for a rather nice spin on my bicycle today, 17 miles to be precise.
Don't think I've ridden a bike that far since I was in my 20s but then I did have a bit of assistance.

[hellkat]

I just pootled in here to see what was oiling all-y'alls gears today, and for the first time ever (!) those stupid annoying pop-up blurry screens that have been inflicted on us lately, produced the ad below for me.

I genuinely LOL'd.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Easy-X]

[hellkat]

Dick pics are not my kinda thing.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

I'll stop sending them to you then. You only had to say.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[recman]

[Robby]

[Howling Terror]

^^^Was that spunked on his ceiling Dunc? I was a little bit envious to be honest.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

He's a bit of alright, is that Dunc.
With the added benefit of a scottish accent, no doubt.
Rather a hottie last time I perved on his FB page (admittedly years ago) ... but sadly - young enough to be my grandson, dang *snaps fingers*
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[grr666]

Finally hit level 750 on GTA Online last night. Was having a good old grind on VIP work with my mate the last
two nights because it's paying double this week. Made over 3.5million GTA$ which in real life money is equivalent to
about £20 if I were the type to pay for my in game currency. Just been stacking up my in game riches ready for
Tuesday's new Mercenaries DLC which will see me spending a big chunk on the new shit. There's a new fighter jet
with stealth capability coming that has a spot reserved in my hangar.
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[MCN]

[to v or not to v]

[grr666]

[Easy-X]

[grr666]