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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 11 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

The latest cat delivery from Amazon...

https://i.imgur.com/oKJ1GKe.jpg
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PostPosted: 20:06 - 15 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

We took the eldest granddaughter out to the curry house tonight. She went for the sizzling lamb, adventurous for a 9 year old Smile
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PostPosted: 08:30 - 16 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
The latest cat delivery from Amazon...

https://i.imgur.com/oKJ1GKe.jpg


Most obviously wasn't delivered by Evri. (The New Hermes/Herpes).
It would be mummified.
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 16 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
The latest cat delivery from Amazon...

https://i.imgur.com/oKJ1GKe.jpg


Shröedinger takes orders online now then?
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 16 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cant make out if that one is dead or alive.
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PostPosted: 16:50 - 16 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaddyStu wrote:
Cant make out if that one is dead or alive.


Spin it right round, see what happens.

On the subject, this is daughter #2's latest acquisition.

https://i.postimg.cc/Jn0hrRxt/IMG-20230816-WA0011.jpg
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 18 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently I'm being picked for another one of those photoshoot thingies in early Sept.

Some pharma company, so no doubt they want me to play an unwell fat old nana - but I don't mind as it will be another chunk of change in my pocket Cool

In other news, I got offered a free afternoon tea for two at a posh Knightsbridge hotel, for being helpful to one of their sales people. I think I will take Maggie with me for a nice treat.
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 22 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

My brother in law is selling daleks...

https://stroudtimes.com/pictures-and-video-daleks-invade-john-rolfe-auctions/
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PostPosted: 10:51 - 22 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cannabis plant I've been growing on my kitchen windowsill is doing great. Just starting to get a faint aroma
in my kitchen Razz , I haven't the first clue what I'm doing and have never grown a weed seed before. I always kept
any seeds when I found them in my bud and just thought one day I'd plant one and see what happened. My
kitchen window is South facing so there's plenty of light and sunshine. The copper who lives next door is well aware
and like me doesn't give a shit. It is surrounded by a few chilli pepper plants so its not so obvious but it's growing
at a much faster rate than them. Fingers crossed it was a female seed, that's what a mate told me it needed to be
to start budding. https://i.imgur.com/cMXYaLb.jpg
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 22 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
It is surrounded by a few chilli pepper plants...


My mum had a salad and the girls in the café said they used chillies rather than cherry tomatoes. Sweet not peppery but no one had a clue as to the specific variety. Any ideas?
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 22 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Piquante, probably. Delicious Smile
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 22 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

In preparation for the upcoming brake job I'll need to do some point soon in the future, i've been doing a lot of cross referencing of part numbers and through various suppliers got two front discs and pads set for about £45 as opposed to the £100-150 that it would cost from any old motor factor with whatever their favourite supplier is at that point in time.
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 22 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

blurredman wrote:
In preparation for the upcoming brake job I'll need to do some point soon in the future, i've been doing a lot of cross referencing of part numbers and through various suppliers got two front discs and pads set for about £45 as opposed to the £100-150 that it would cost from any old motor factor with whatever their favourite supplier is at that point in time.


That's a tremendous result.
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 22 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even if its not female, you can still dry the leaves and smok dem and get hi hello how are you. Whistle

It's not just the bud that gets you wankered, the THC goes through the whole plant - just in lesser quantities in places other than sticky bud bud.
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PostPosted: 22:01 - 22 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

As soon as you can sex the plants then male plants go straight in the bin. Which would be after approximately five or six weeks in normal growing conditions, not too sure what will happen growing under the sun now as we're nearing the end of the season for growing weed outside. I reckon it will start flowering early and then get confused due to the days getting shorter. Laughing

Seeds from bud you've bought is likely to be from a plant that went hermaphrodite and if that is the case then you're growing a plant that's got shitty genetics.

This is all for educational purposes to help people get better quality weed without paying money to criminals.
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PostPosted: 07:51 - 23 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

A pal of mine reckons putting my remaining seeds in a freezer for a week will feminise them. Take his word for it.
If I have even a tiny bit of success with this plant I'll buy some sexed seeds and make a proper attempt next year.
I'm actually growing this plant indoors and don't care if it smells a bit, I rarely have a visitor and even when I do they
would be someone who wouldn't mind that anyway. My kitchen is a suntrap year round and my house doesn't really
get below 17 Celsius so I might be lucky. Honestly, it's just an experiment, I'm also using miracle-gro plant food
once a week on it and all my chilli plants but I do feel like it may be time soon to transfer the weed plant into a bigger pot.

Anyhoo, oiling my gears yesterday actually, and the reason I came in to post was that I had a traffic light drag race
with a brand new GSX S 1000 last night during a little local ride out. We were both at the lights side by side, he
gave me the nod and point so we both went for it when the lights changed green. He briefly got the jump on me
on the pull away but I pulled it back and ended up a fair few bike lengths ahead before we were backing off ready to
stop for the next set of lights. My front wheel was up a little for some of it in 2nd and 3rd, we both hit three figures.
It was a fun little moment though and a good test of my bike. I thought the Suzuki sounded great actually, it
was running on stock pipes. I noticed the guy riding it had zero chickenstrips on his back tyre when we parted
company at the next roundabout where we had a little biker bro thumbs up moment. He certainly was giving it
the beans in our little sprint, head down chin on tank and all that. It was pretty obvious he could handle the bike just
fine. Just had a google and for the price its certainly a lot of bike for the money, but honestly I wasn't particularly
sold on the look of it, but they seem to perform very well Thumbs Up .
Fun little drag race though.
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PostPosted: 09:25 - 23 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
blurredman wrote:
In preparation for the upcoming brake job I'll need to do some point soon in the future, i've been doing a lot of cross referencing of part numbers and through various suppliers got two front discs and pads set for about £45 as opposed to the £100-150 that it would cost from any old motor factor with whatever their favourite supplier is at that point in time.


That's a tremendous result.


I can't tell if that's sincere or facetious. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 23 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

blurredman wrote:
In preparation for the upcoming brake job I'll need to do some point soon in the future, i've been doing a lot of cross referencing of part numbers and through various suppliers got two front discs and pads set for about £45 as opposed to the £100-150 that it would cost from any old motor factor with whatever their favourite supplier is at that point in time.


It's those little wins that keep me going Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 23 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

blurredman wrote:
I can't tell if that's sincere or facetious. Laughing Laughing


Not at all. Less than half price is my kind of deal. Wink
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PostPosted: 01:41 - 25 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Came out of the pub yesterday to find this old beauty making my bike look even more beastly than usual.

https://i.imgur.com/7pvCEdw.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/E3F9zn0.jpg

As you can see it wasn't even sat in a puddle of oil... Shocked
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 30 Aug 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been a bit... evil Twisted Evil

They're trying to pin the blame for the wildfires in Hawaii on the local electric company. The share price was hovering consistently around $40 for over 5 years Shocked but this intimation drove it down to less than $12... so I bought in Smile

Thing is they supply power to the entire island chain, the company isn't going anywhere. Maybe some senior heads need to be sacrificed to the volcano god but eventually the price will recover. A 300% return on investment would be fine, I'm not greedy.
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 04 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

S22's and the 20C+ grip. The griiiiiiiiiiip. It's physics defying. Been out for a blat 4 days on the bounce now and am
chucking this 212kilo litre bike around like it's a BMX. Hilarious.
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 08 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently I'm getting a pay rise to help offset the cost of my university course! Keep striving, sometimes it does pay off Smile
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 17 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fiji beating Australia at the rugby has oiled my gears considerably.

Not because I wanted Australia to lose (they are famously bad losers - worse sports than the kiwis! ) but because the Fijians are playing ESPECIALLY well this time round.

Cool
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 17 Sep 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Car insurance renewal hasn't tried to shaft me this year. It's 50p cheaper than last years price at £258.78 Full comp etc
I have found slightly cheaper cover elsewhere on confused.com at £245 and change with a £20 Halfords voucher as a
sweetener so will probably switch anyway. Car needs two new tyres before winter so I guess the difference will go some
way towards them.
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