 JonB Afraid of Mileage

Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :  
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 Posted: 18:45 - 12 Apr 2005 Post subject: Put the fun back into riding a moped! |
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Tis the last week of moped ownership and then it is being passed onto it's next owner. However the last week had to be special, so while the weather is dry I am giving it a good farewell.
Who needs box seats in cars? They cost nearly £200 I suppose, probably more, but you can do it on your moped...for free! Take the seat off, mine is off because it is getting reupholstered ready for next owner and I thought I'd have a go at riding it without a seat. If you have a rather smallish arse like mine it will slot in the underseat compartment just fine and snug. Re-adjust your mirrors...be prepared for the time of your ped life...
It's like riding a go kart and a cruiser at the same time! Your arse is considerably closer to the floor and so you can't see so much, feel every bump of the road and the world seems so much faster, needless to say your speedo will be reading 70MPH won't it? You won't get no feeling like it, I was actually enjoying my trip, got some weird looks in town but believe me they don't know a thing, throw it around like a rally car, chuck it into the corner like you haven't done so before, go over that road hump and feel your rear suspension bottom out and your arse feel it too!
All you need to do is take the screws out of the seat and you have your own box seat on your moped, be the envy of your boy racer mates. Start a new trend, go on, today is a new day!
Farewell little scoot, I will miss you.
*Disclaimer, underseat storage available at all decent air space stockists.
Jon. ____________________ Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth. |
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 J.K.R World Chat Champion

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 The Tot World Chat Champion

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 Posted: 20:28 - 12 Apr 2005 Post subject: |
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Didn't you get piles or some sort of colon infection if your arse is squeezed into such a small space with something vibrating vigorously underneath it? At least the boxers will ride up your arse crack if you stay stationary on it for too long - whats the worst than can happen - getting frills as the vibes travel up your thighs and arse and up the G spot . Wish i tried that before selling the NRG - would have been fun  ____________________ The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
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 Wave2k G's Stalker

Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :     
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 Posted: 20:28 - 12 Apr 2005 Post subject: |
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i miss the huge underseat storage of my moped
thats all i miss  ____________________ Ducati 1299 Panigale
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 proximity Crazy Courier

Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Karma :  
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 Posted: 22:51 - 12 Apr 2005 Post subject: |
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As far as i can tell your seat is still on  ____________________ 2004 Aprilia Tuono |
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