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struan80
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Posted: 19:49 - 29 Oct 2023 Post subject:

Just watching the F1, Danika Patrick, she really does it for me. And for somebody I would but really shouldn't is Danika Patricks grandmother, she's more my age anyway unfortunately.

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MCN
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Posted: 01:44 - 30 Oct 2023

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hellkat wrote:

Funny that, I saw something about her too. She's certainly very well preserved. Must be something in jizz ... Thinking

Well it is Nature's Elixir of Life.
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A100man
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Posted: 20:11 - 30 Oct 2023

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MCN wrote:

hellkat wrote:

Funny that, I saw something about her too. She's certainly very well preserved. Must be something in jizz ... Thinking

Well it is Nature's Elixir of Life.

I'm told there's no shortage of instructional videos available that show various methods for direct application . Shifty

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MCN
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Posted: 23:02 - 15 Nov 2023 Post subject:

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Ribenapigeon
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Posted: 20:54 - 27 Nov 2023 Post subject:

Have you seen the mannequins in Marks&Sparks, no heads but nipples you could hang your helmet on

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Polarbear
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Posted: 21:26 - 27 Nov 2023

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Ribenapigeon wrote:

Have you seen the mannequins in Marks&Sparks, no heads but nipples you could hang your helmet on Laughing

Saves on paper bags then Mr. Green

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MCN
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Posted: 18:53 - 28 Nov 2023

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Ribenapigeon wrote:

Have you seen the mannequins in Marks&Sparks, no heads but nipples you could hang your helmet on Laughing

Ste can more than likely point you in the direction of websites for that affliction. Shocked

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A100man
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Posted: 10:30 - 18 Dec 2023 Post subject:

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/DE4B/production/_131970965_gettyimages-699118576.jpg.webp Wearing only her ermin robes.. ..surely its the least I'm owed after my PPE tax contribution share. ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750 Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

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MCN
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Posted: 13:10 - 18 Dec 2023

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A100man wrote:

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/DE4B/production/_131970965_gettyimages-699118576.jpg.webp

Wearing only her ermin robes..

..surely its the least I'm owed after my PPE tax contribution share.

What, One by One?

Or are you planning to make a pig of yersel?

Rolling Eyes

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Fat Angry Scotsman
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Posted: 13:19 - 18 Dec 2023

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A100man wrote:

Wearing only her ermin robes..

..surely its the least I'm owed after my PPE tax contribution share.

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A100man
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Posted: 15:00 - 18 Dec 2023

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MCN wrote:

A100man wrote:

What, One by One?

Or are you planning to make a pig of yersel?

Rolling Eyes

Primary focus of my ardour would be Mone, but if you think I should aim for a foursome, I'll start on some stamina training.
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A100man
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Posted: 15:02 - 18 Dec 2023

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Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:

A100man wrote:

Wearing only her ermin robes..

..surely its the least I'm owed after my PPE tax contribution share.

Pfff, get off your high horse Wink

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Fat Angry Scotsman
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Posted: 16:04 - 18 Dec 2023

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A100man wrote:

Pfff, get off your high horse Wink

I would need viagra injected directly into my cock veins to get it up over her.
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Polarbear
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Posted: 16:12 - 18 Dec 2023

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Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:

A100man wrote:

Pfff, get off your high horse Wink

I would need viagra injected directly into my cock veins to get it up over her.

I wouldn't. Laughing

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MCN
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Posted: 17:09 - 18 Dec 2023

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Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:

A100man wrote:

Pfff, get off your high horse Wink

I would need viagra injected directly into my cock veins to get it up over her.

I could fapp to that. Thumbs Up

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to v or not to v
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Posted: 17:36 - 18 Dec 2023

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MCN wrote:

I would need viagra injected directly into my cock veins to get it up over her.

I could fapp to that. Thumbs Up

you dirty bastid Mr. Green

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st3v3
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Posted: 00:59 - 19 Dec 2023

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hellkat wrote:

would save him from being sent to room 101.

Jeesuus that's a properly retro throwback! Shocked

goto10 wrote:

Priti Patel. She's the devil incarnate, but I still would.

Mine might be Liz Truss - if we're talking about those who somehow stir you sexually but also make you itch all over and want to throw up just thinking about it.

A100man wrote:

although, when I think about it... Eh?

Meghan Markle is hardly a sinful pleasure Laughing

she's not some wicked c*ntish twisted politician for example.. she's never actually done anything wrong.

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A100man wrote:

https://static.independent.co.uk/2023/03/01/12/b571f8df08ba408e14205852552b561bY29udGVudHNlYXJjaGFwaSwxNjc3NzU1MjIw-2.45007367.jpg

Why you would? (Obvs)

Why you shouldn't? Where to begin!

I would, but be ready for her to tell the world how good (or bad) you were. Laughing

Wait, what am I missing? She looks alright..... Confused

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A100man
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Posted: 09:57 - 19 Dec 2023

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st3v3 wrote:

Meghan Markle is hardly a sinful pleasure Laughing

she's not some wicked c*ntish twisted politician for example.. she's never actually done anything wrong.

.. to paraphrase Buck House, 'opinions may vary'.
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hellkat
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Posted: 16:45 - 19 Dec 2023

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st3v3 wrote:

if we're talking about those who somehow stir you sexually but also make you itch all over and want to throw up just thinking about it.

I don't think that was the original point of the thread, actually.
At the start, it seemed to be more about "apparently plain-looking people who you'd be embarrassed to admit to your mates that you fancy".

But its kind-of developed into a fairly well-groomed-looking bunch who are only embarrassing because of their sociopolitical position.
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MCN
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Posted: 09:09 - 21 Dec 2023

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hellkat wrote:

st3v3 wrote:

if we're talking about those who somehow stir you sexually but also make you itch all over and want to throw up just thinking about it.

One can be in possession of a fugly personality.

But a well fuckable physique.

Doesn't that count for something...?

I mean, for us folk at the shallow end?
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A100man
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Posted: 10:22 - 21 Dec 2023

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st3v3 wrote:

A100man wrote:

https://static.independent.co.uk/2023/03/01/12/b571f8df08ba408e14205852552b561bY29udGVudHNlYXJjaGFwaSwxNjc3NzU1MjIw-2.45007367.jpg

Why you would? (Obvs)

Why you shouldn't? Where to begin!

Wait, what am I missing? She looks alright..... Confused

Google Isabel Oakeshott - a really, really nasty piece of work.
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A100man
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Posted: 10:25 - 21 Dec 2023

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hellkat wrote:

Yes, correct altough the 'ugly on the inside' folk are more plentiful it seems.. to wit Mone, Oakeshott, Markles..
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to v or not to v
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Posted: 18:12 - 21 Dec 2023

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A100man wrote:

Google Isabel Oakeshott - a really, really nasty piece of work.

some overly sensitive people on this thread.
we are talking about shagging someone not being best friends with them.
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MCN
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Posted: 05:32 - 22 Dec 2023

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A100man wrote:

Google Isabel Oakeshott - a really, really nasty piece of work.

And....?

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A100man
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Posted: 08:18 - 22 Dec 2023

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to v or not to v wrote:

A100man wrote:

Google Isabel Oakeshott - a really, really nasty piece of work.

some overly sensitive people on this thread.
we are talking about shagging someone not being best friends with them.

You're not quite getting it are you?

I was the one that proposed the fair Isabel as one that I would, but I really really shouldn't.
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