What Grinds my gears archive B

Kawasaki Jimbo · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Oct 2015 Karma :

Why is Facebook ‘recommending for you’ an article from The Worthing Journal about some arts & crafts stall when I have no connection with the town, I live >100 miles away and don’t care for seaside tat?

Tempted to jack Facebook in. It’s all adverts except for the rare passive connection with old acquaintances who have nearly forgotten I exist.

Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

Knob and his wif next door, never worked, apparently too disabled, but can run up and down ladders and bang wood all day, little shit.

Anyway, they tried to get themselves knocked over so that they could be a victim and get a pay out. Tried jumping in front of the bike just as I was pulling up, one had to have a little scurry so that she could almost get in front.

I'm just waiting for the police to turn up, as that's their usual ploy to be a victim. Doesn't work though as the police and council have cottoned on to them.

Had a small sink hole open up in front of my house the other week, good job I reported it and the council were out within 40 minutes otherwise they would have claimed that they had fallen down it for the compensation. Little fuckers just need shooting.
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recman · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Mar 2012 Karma :

Islander · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Aug 2012 Karma :

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

^^ you still get some shite, but not nearly as much as if you hadn't have installed it ^^ Rolling Eyes

I've had it so long that I'd forgotten - until Islander mentioned it - that I even installed it Laughing

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I'm a bit annoyed.
With myself mostly, I think.

I've got this funny feeling the military type is getting too attached to me, and I'm not sure I can cope with it.

I was gonna do a whole Teflon Mike thing about it, but the bottom line is...
Nope! Putting it back in the "too hard" basket *sigh*
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A100man · World Chat Champion Joined: 19 Aug 2013 Karma :

MCN · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2015 Karma :

to v or not to v · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Nov 2020 Karma :

a leak where the chimney exits the roof Sad

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

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Islander · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Aug 2012 Karma :

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Sometimes I suppose we just don't know what we want.

Laughing

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to v or not to v · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Nov 2020 Karma :

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Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

Because thats an issue for future me, now me is in a rush.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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virus · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Aug 2006 Karma :

Islander · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Aug 2012 Karma :

stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Clarkson did actually break his thumb when he deliberately crashed a volvo into a brick wall. Anyone who has driven an old landrover with no power steering offroad will attest to the value of keeping your thumbs out of the wheel.
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Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

F1 drivers let go of the steering and hold their arms tight across their body when they know they can't avoid a big crash.

The main reason for driving into a space and reversing out at a supermarket is so you have easy access to the boot with your trolley of goodies. It doesn't follow good driving practice but it is convenient.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

MCN · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2015 Karma :

Hawn Caw'd engines. (Turned over by a starting handle)

They invariably 'kick back' when they fire. Sometimes in the wrong direction.
If one wraps one's hand around the starting handle, the kick back will really hurt.

It's non-intuitive to just hold the handle using four fingers but it doesn't feel as bad as ripped thumb tendons/ligaments.

The main idea is to always bring a big stupid bastirt with you.
Fake not being strong enough to birl the engine over and let Desperate Dan have his moment/s of glory.
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