Lovely London

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Thieves snatched his phone in London - it was in China a month later

tl;dr only needs to add "...and reduced to spare parts"

Obviously the police are going to be useless but the rest of the blame is fired at the manufacturers. No examination of why there's such a rise in snatch thefts

TBF this is a perfectly valid time to do some victim blaming. Why on earth would anyone waft the equivalent of a small gold ingot around on a street corner and think nothing will happen? London is after all a city of diversity and well know for cultural enrichment events.

The police won't help as they're under resourced prioritising hurty words on Twix. The manufacturers can only do so much. On one side they need to reduce the device to a brick but on the other people are crying about "right to repair." Regardless, is anyone asking Rolex to make their stuff less stealable? Apple, Google, Samsung, etc. apparently have magical powers

How about don't import a load of criminals into your city?
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[Polarbear]

And just when you thought acid attacks were a thing of the past. A 14 year old girl ruined for life,

WTF has this country become..............

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjd51x9yr89o
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At this point it's not even worth asking if this is a Cultural Enrichment Event. Society has been so corroded even the natives are starting to use the same tactics as their overlords
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[Polarbear]

The police have arrested a 35 year old man over the acid attack. That somewhat suprised me as I was expecting a jilted boyfriend or something similar so a kid or a very young adult.

Maybe more to this story than at first seems.
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[Polarbear]

I don't know if it's because of this thread but these legal knuckledusters popped up in the adverts below,

https://img.kwcdn.com/product/fancy/613169e9-bf4a-4e65-a7e2-ce1fefe63dd6.jpg?imageView2/2/w/650/q/50/format/webp
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[hellkat]

I'm still trying to work out how they work...

hellkat, a bit more naive than you'd think
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Polarbear]

Another of Nobby's wonderful bottom wipers the country needs so much...

Man raped and killed unconscious woman on park bench

Mohamed Iidow, 35, repeatedly sexually assaulted 37-year-old Natalie Shotter in Southall Park in west London in 2021. The Old Bailey heard Ms Shotter died of a heart attack caused by Iidow raping her "again and again".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9jkvymvw7o
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Bring back public hanging, sell tickets, fill the hole in the budget.
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[Tierbirdy]

Police officer who shot Chris Kaba not guilty

Shocker, I was 100% expecting guilty following trial by social media.

Body cam has been released, shows Kaba repeatedly ramming police cars and then drives straight at a armed cop. He fucked about, and found out.

Though Im sure the BLM crowd wont let pesky facts get in the way of a good "unarmed innocent black man shot dead by racist cops".He a good boy who dindu nuffin loved his grean and helped at church every day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamKl-su8PE

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The follow-up will probably have the relatives take out a private prosecution against the officer
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[Nobby the Bastard]

You have heard of double jeopardy?

He can't be prosecuted for the same offence twice if he's already been found innocent. This includes private prosecutions.
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The intent would not be to present a valid legal case but to have loads of pictures of aggrieved relatives trotting out "...the law needs to change!" Anything to bury "the guy was a bad dude".
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[Nobby the Bastard]

The courts would just reject it outright. No ifs. No buts. They would literally hold a hearing to say that they wont even listen to your arguments.

No solicitor or barrister would represent them because of the damage to their reputations caused by taking such a frivolous case.

You really dont live in the real word so you.
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[Raffles]

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https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-30-2019/79IVQq.gif
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[M.C]

[Polarbear]

Obviously good, hes a horrible little fuck who's a gang member. Thing is, the jury weren't told his previous which I can understand, you consider on what happened, but the police must have known he was a gun carrying gang cunt so anything they did was influenced by his history. If thats the case, then his history should surely have been shown to the jury.
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AFAIK at the time of the incident the police didn't know specifically who was driving the car only that it flagged up on the ANPR database for gang activity. Could be someone naughty, could be a girlfriend (i.e. somewhat innocent driver). Actions speak louder than words though and the shot was due to the aggressive attempts to escape questioning.

Now we have amazing pieces of journalism such as this:

Chris Kaba shot man in nightclub days before his death

Where 50% of the article outlines the many ways this was a "bad dude" and the other half continues the story of how "the community" is devastated by the verdict.

Are we to believe "the community" think they're outside the jurisdiction of UK law enforcement? Under what circumstances would the police would be expected to appear? Certainly not for trivial things like dangerous driving, gangland murder and drug dealing it seems
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Police knew the vehicle was linked to a shooting the day before but didn't know who was behind the wheel when they stopped the vehicle.

What the police did know was that the driver was was using the car as a battering ram going back and forth against the vehicles surrounding it.

Jeremy Corbyn posted on X in September 2022 saying "We cannot live the pain felt by his family, but we can support them in demanding #JusticeForChrisKaba."

Diane Abbott said "As the terrible fate of Chris Kaba shows, people can lose their lives even when going about their daily lives. Defending all our fundamental human rights is crucial under this dangerous, repressive government. "

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So the full quote: