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Not so much "gears ground" but bemused.
Yesterday I espied a guy in a Mercedes on his tod wearing a face mask No TFL sticker or other evidence of being a taxi, car was a bit too grubby if anything.
Maybe the body in the boot was kicking off a bit. ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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Wasting an entire afternoon with the Virgin Media chat window. Calling their 150 number just takes you to automated payments: "your outstanding balance is... zero pounds. Please enter your card details now."
I think it's taken me 6 or 7 iterations of the Chatbot and/or Indonesian call centre slaves to find anyone the least be cooperative but it looks like I might manage to haggle them down to the same price as the previous 18 months, give or take a couple of quid.
An afternoon's work or see my bill double
<addendum> haggled 'em down to £4 cheaper per month than the last contract for the exact same services  ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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Easy-X wrote: | Not so much "gears ground" but bemused.
Yesterday I espied a guy in a Mercedes on his tod wearing a face mask  No TFL sticker or other evidence of being a taxi, car was a bit too grubby if anything.
Maybe the body in the boot was kicking off a bit. |
What like a surgical mask?
Or a balaclava?
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?Gorilla mask?
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61WBjAkG+XL._AC_SX679_.jpg ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Today I am mostly emailing 165 people.
One.At.A.Time.
Perhaps I could have used mail-merge (or indeed AI) to do it but it would take me longer to work out HOW to do it than to actually do it.
Luckily it is the same message/attachment so I only have to do minor faffing and then press send on each one, and now I am "in the swing of it". (I am already up to #50, anyway)
Sooner or later some of them will read it, freak out and I will have to deal with the fall-out.
Hopefully not until tomorrow/in dribs and drabs over the next few weeks.
One hopes one will not have to email the other 200-ish people.
If nothing else it will be an enriching exercise.
There may also be some schadenfreude ...  ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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I do use Office but not 365 in any effective way, I'm still in old skool mode.
I used to be the mailmerge champ in pre-Windows days so its not that I can't use it - I had just started down the road of emailing, and there were a fair few that needed little extra additions ("the personal touch") in the message as I was sending them.
Anyway, it's all done now, nose to the grindstone an' all that  ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Lot of bikes getting nicked in my area. Typical pattern:
* steal bike
* fuck it up (break steering lock)
* push it to a quiet spot
* fuck it up some more (attempt to hotwire it like in the movies)
* give up
* dump it in the river
Bring back the pillory on the village green  ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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Easy-X wrote: | Lot of bikes getting nicked in my area. Typical pattern:
* steal bike
* fuck it up (break steering lock)
* push it to a quiet spot
* fuck it up some more (attempt to hotwire it like in the movies)
* give up
* dump it in the river
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Sounds familiar. See if they graduate to the next stage which cuts out all that tricky pushing about and hotwiring nonsense like they did in Edinburgh.
* Hang about at a quiet traffic light controlled junction or get your mates on E-bikes to block the road.
* Wait for a bike to stop.
* Run out and push the rider off.
* Threaten with knife/hammer.
* Take bike, complete with keys.
* Ride it about the place for the next fortnight until it's broken. Don't worry, the police wont chase you if you aren't wearing a helmet.
Of course, they will eventually steal a bike off the wrong person. Who will:
* Go to the sink estate he knows the thief comes from.
* Flash some cash to get the thief grassed up. (There really is no honour among thieves)
* Go to thiefs house, drag him round the back and batter him badly enough he lands up in hospital for a week.
* Tell thief while administering said battering that if anyone touches his bikes again, he'll come back and do it again, even if it was somebody else so he'd better have a word with all his little ratboy friends.
That happened too. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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I often thought about using a dummy ignition key on the bike when in high crime areas.
When the person jumps out at the traffic lights and takes your key and runs away expecting you to run after him - No fear or hassle, just take a 2nd key from your pocket and carry on. ____________________ CBT: 12/06/10, Theory: 22/09/10, Module 1: 09/11/10, Module 2: 19/01/11
Past: 1991 Honda CG125BR-J, 1992 (1980) Honda XL125S, 1996 Kawasaki GPZ500S, 1979 MZ TS150.
Current: 1973 MZ ES250/2 - 17k, 1979 Suzuki TS185ER - 10k, 1981 Honda CX500B - 91k, 1987 MZ ETZ250 (295cc) - 39k, 1989 MZ ETZ251 - 50k. |
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Quite a while ago, I switched to mainly listening to Radio 6 because the music was more my kinda groovy thing than Radio 2 - which I find to be mostly lift music for boomers these days.
But tonight it was full of whiny DJs who seemed to be using their programme instead of going to their fucking therapist. I swear one of them nearly had a nervous breakdown whilst talking about his trans friend who was locked up for (I can't remember what the fuck for, I was mortified by the complete meltdown into emo, I nearly threw up)
So I ended up going onto Radio 4 (going from one extreme to the other) and even they were being weepy and "supportive" - I ended up actually back on Radio 2 but eventually I had to leave the house and walk the dog for ten minutes just to get away from them, LOL
To be fair, I'm super grumpy having had a really difficult few weeks but at least I havent burst into whingeing tears of self-pity in public.
For. Fucks. Sake.
/rant
Edit: turns out it was a band at a live event not a DJ.
Still ...  ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Ordered a health monitor thingy to see what my heart rate etc is doing with regard to activities/stress to try to get a handle on some chronic fatigue symptoms.
Checked the system requirements. Android 9 or higher. Fine, my tablet's running 11. Order the monitor and get the link to download the app. Not compatible with my device.
I contact customer support querying this, in short, either tell me how to fix it or tell me how to do a return. They reply saying their app is only for phones, not tablets, because reasons.
I can tell you what those reasons are. Lazy fucking coding. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
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stinkwheel wrote: | Ordered a health monitor thingy to see what my heart rate etc is doing with regard to activities/stress to try to get a handle on some chronic fatigue symptoms.
Checked the system requirements. Android 9 or higher. Fine, my tablet's running 11. Order the monitor and get the link to download the app. Not compatible with my device.
I contact customer support querying this, in short, either tell me how to fix it or tell me how to do a return. They reply saying their app is only for phones, not tablets, because reasons.
I can tell you what those reasons are. Lazy fucking coding. |
I totally get the annoyance, but this is pretty normal now. Its the argument I have with my parents, they want this new watch to work as the alarm, links to their phone alarm (my dads in the early stages of dementia so tablets and the like are timed) but their phones fucking prehistoric. You can't expect the bleeding edge to maintain backwards compatability forever. Their choice is use a normal alarm and go find your phone or upgrade your phone for £80, looks the same, works the same, just has a supported OS.
I know its Android, but phones have accelerometers, various other cool items that tablets don't and its rare you have a tablet in your pocket or on your person enough to feed any valuable data to etc.
Like I say, I do get the annoyance though, I have the same with my own home setup, my older reliable hardware is 2.4Ghz, my new fangled gate sensors are 5Ghz, they will not talk. So I need to upgrade my wall mounted tablet and controller to something else or bodge it. Bodged it, but its harder when you can't control the hardware or software like yours. |
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I totally get the annoyance, but this is pretty normal now. Its the argument I have with my parents, they want this new watch to work as the alarm, links to their phone alarm (my dads in the early stages of dementia so tablets and the like are timed) but their phones fucking prehistoric. You can't expect the bleeding edge to maintain backwards compatability forever. Their choice is use a normal alarm and go find your phone or upgrade your phone for £80, looks the same, works the same, just has a supported OS.
I know its Android, but phones have accelerometers, various other cool items that tablets don't and its rare you have a tablet in your pocket or on your person enough to feed any valuable data to etc.
Like I say, I do get the annoyance though, I have the same with my own home setup, my older reliable hardware is 2.4Ghz, my new fangled gate sensors are 5Ghz, they will not talk. So I need to upgrade my wall mounted tablet and controller to something else or bodge it. Bodged it, but its harder when you can't control the hardware or software like yours. |
Nah, it's just straight-up lazy coding.
I landed up buying a used mobile phone just to run this app. It is a 5 year old samsung I got for £15. Literally all it's doing is bluetoothing data from a wearable sensor when it comes into range. The phone hasn't moved from my desk since I got it and I don't have a SIM in it (just connected to the house wifi) and it's working fine. This phone does literally nothing my tablet can't and doesn't do many things my tablet can.
Not a total waste of money because I'll probably use it as a twat nav on my bike too, I made sure I got a waterproof one.
Only reason I'm using this device is a) It's an armband that goes on my upper arm because I can't wear a watch for most of the activities I want to know about and b) It doesn't pester you to do more exercise, that's not the aim here. If anything I need it to tell me when to do less.
With hindsight, I should have refurbed a cheap used garmin watch (they are remarkably user serviceable) and fitted that to an armband. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
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From the St. Albans Cathedral Facebook page,
“Today, a very sad incident occurred at our peregrine falcon nest, resulting in damage to the eggs. We are currently working with the Rural Operational Support Team at Hertfordshire Constabulary, and a person is assisting the police with their enquiries. The live cam will remain offline until further notice.”
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