Whats the most stupid thing you have ever done on your bike?

A J · Scooby Slapper Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Karma :

I was just wondering what is the most stupid thing you have done on your bike? As i heard from my little bro whos on a 125 BCF that a boy was on his RS125 was trying to keep up with a bandit and the bike just completly cut out he tried to start it and nothing so he pushed it 2 miles home and realised he had hit the kill switch.

Now that just made me laugh Laughing

So feel free to put up any of your embarrissing stories from missing red lights to riding off with no helmet.

Cheers for the laughs!!! Laughing

ApriliaRs125 · Scooby Slapper Joined: 12 Feb 2005 Karma :

winked at a girl whilst i was doing my cbt , lol

bright white crash helmet

floresont jacket

and riding a honda 50 scooter (the brown on with big wheels)

diddnt really look that cool lol

but i just tend to take it easy untill i take my test next month

(not saying once i pass im going to act like evil canevil (spelling) )
____________________
*aprilia rs125 2005 UKRS https://www.theukrsclub.com
*peugeot speedfight 100 1999 Aprilia Forum https://www.apriliaforum.com

..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

I once spent 10 minutes trying to start an NSR125 with the kill switch flicked. Rolling Eyes

Knobhead

Ant · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Karma :

Dom_ · Points Mean Prizes Joined: 02 Aug 2004 Karma :

Some cunt turned my petrol tap off when my bike was parked up, so i ride off and wonder why it cut out. Rolling Eyes

mrchips · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Mar 2004 Karma :

Mono-d the AR in front of a few mates and ladies 2 days after I got it and nearly went off the back. Laughing

____________________
Northern Irish? www.nibikers.com

mattsmith95 · Traffic Copper Joined: 03 Oct 2004 Karma :

my bike wasn't running very well, seemed very slow, some clever bugger removed the spark plug caps.

Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

To what degree are we talking?

Low end of scale... nearly fell off on several occasions in front of large crowds, including large locked up front tankslapper into college. That woke me up.

Powerwheelied my mates ktm 250 across a field (accidentally) and into a wire fence/tree

Got caught speeding... went to court... that was silly

Tore half the thread off my sump plug so now i cant use the bike until its fixed... not so good.

bounced into a concrete barrier once... that wasnt fun... but i stayed rubber side down.

Wheelied past a police car a week or so ago... Shocked

luckily other side of dually at night... They left me alone anyhew.

Oh yeh and only last sunday, some cunt changed my bike to reserves so when i thought... ooooh we are on reserves... it was on empty... Not a happy bunny.
____________________
China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule...

Section59 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Karma :

Oh man, im sure everyone forgets the kill-switch atleast once, i have.

10 min's after trying to start it you realise, then let out a big homer style "DOH" in your head while wondering how you could be so stupid..

How about trying to ride off with the lock/disk lock still attached to the bike? ;P Thumbs Down

loply · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Karma :

Putting my left foot down at 50mph on my CBT was a bit of a mistake, after that I havent made too many concious mistakes as such.
____________________
Yamaha SZR660 Caution to the wind, the throttle pinned!

Dr Nick · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Karma :

Wave2k · G's Stalker Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :

riding to boxhill after getting Really Really pissed night before
a.k.a the day i lost my fairing

and riding my bike with cliff pillion after being so high i cant put my sidestand down
____________________
Ducati 1299 Panigale
2009 Corvette C6 z51
RS125->CBR400->RXS100->GSXR750K2->Ducati749S->CBR600RR5->TL1000R->DRz400->RSVR1000->Honda VTR SP1->CBR400->GSXR1000K6->Honda H100->CBR600RR3->Ducati1299

Silver · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Oct 2004 Karma :

Git · Brolly Dolly Joined: 17 Dec 2003 Karma :

The most stupid thing I can recall is pulling a fat stoppie on a TDR250 and going over the front, trying to impress a girlie. Doh Embarassed

tokarev · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Karma :

I wasn't really paying attention, trying to turn into the university motorcycle bay on the right. Then all of a sudden there is a Catheram (the green, small, low down car), tyres screeching coming towards me. I quickly leaned to the left to get out of the way and stopped in time. Too make things worse he stopped in the middle of the road staring at me for ages, so i revved the engine to tell him to move.

It was infront of a lot of people and i felt like a twat Embarassed

. I just didn't see it (too low too the ground you know Smile

).

Oh well we all make silly mistakes sometimes.

riichy · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Karma :

i can bet all them, i was on a 350 crosser in front of all my mates when i kick started it and the kick-back off the kick start broke my leg.

..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

Probably 168MPH on a public road with cars about - quite a lot of them.

I could have killed myself or someone else, wrecked my bike or got seriously done for speeding.

Will I do it again? Of course I will. Probably tomorrow Rolling Eyes

Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

binge · Emo Kiddy Joined: 02 Jul 2004 Karma :

The most stupid thing i've ever done ON my moped was this.

Wheelie Flip <-- Click to watch

The most stupid thing i've ever dont to my scooter was fit a K&N filter to my speedfight 100cc. This was before I understood engines. I stuck the filter straight on, Didnt think about rejetting or even adjusting the mixture. Laughing

A week later it seized.

<|Ben|>

White Noise · Mr Dudwee Joined: 17 Dec 2004 Karma :

The Tot · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jun 2004 Karma :

1) being uber late for a studio session at Mill hill and stranded 2 miles from home, 2 miles from the nearest petrol station with a full gig bag on my back.Bike cut off and checked that there was fuel, checked the choke and stand switch and killswitch. Conclusion was i was out of fuel or carbs were blocked. Phoned up my dad to get a gallon of gas - 20 min wait. then 1 minute before he arrived, i realised i forgot to switch on the reserve Shocked

.Looked like a right twat, so i switched my fuel to off so my engine was reluctant to start before filling up. TWAT

2) Trying to U turn in a narrow country road causing me to go up an embankment, which was an adverse camber, subsequently causing me to drop my bike at 0mph.. in view of Smoto Bob and 89Cbr Chris doing stunts! (area = stunt saturday vid from herts lot)

3) More dangerous - coming home from Box Hill with Claud and Ric down the M25 when they were frantically waving at me and pointing at their rear seats (both of them). I was confused so i thought i had to follow their lead. Failing to realise something, i saw Claud shoot off an exit which led me to follow. Ric was going way too fast to react and thusly, missed the exit. Claud parked up on the hard shoulder where i approached him asking what was wrong with his bike?!

, only to realise my bag had come loose from my rear seat due to the cargo net coming loose. Bag had made contact with the tyre and was being abraded at an alarming rate for 10 miles at 70mph! No wonder it stunk of melted chocolate and capri sonne! Had the bag dropped on the left hand side of the bike then i would have easily had a serious if not fatal accident especially at the speed i was doing! Funnily enough, this was the day after i had passed my test! Evil or Very Mad

____________________
The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

paulyzf600 · Scooby Slapper Joined: 24 Oct 2004 Karma :

1. pulling the bike up at very low speed then trying to avoid a peeled orange on the floor (what the hell is a peeled orange doing on the floor...lol) thinking if I hit it the bike will fall only I was going to slow to turn so quick I dropped the bike anyway......doh

2. Taking the bike to work when it had snowed a little the night before although the roads where fine on the way in the car park was covered, got into the car park thought must be carefull then let the clutch out real slow but even that was too much and the back end just spun it'self around so fast I tried to catch it but my foot slipped in the snow as well so it went down on the right hand side but the thing is as it went down my grip on the throttle revved it up making it go down quicker! it landed on the side repeater and the brake lever snapping it off the rest on the bike wasw fine thank god!

Oh and trying to start the bike in gear with the side stand down I thought the battery had gone flat but my brother told me it was in gear Laughing

____________________
Yamaha YZF600 Thundercat

Smoto Bob · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Karma :

HurtMePlease · Trackday Trickster Joined: 16 Jan 2005 Karma :