Todays - What Grinds my gears

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Fucking Lawrence (alpha male tabby) brought a freshly killed pigeon into the house ... just as I was about to leave for work (in a brand new white summery dress )

So I went to get the broom to sweep it out into the back garden, and when I got back to where it was, it was gone - Billie (doggo) had stolen it from Lawrence and brought it into the living room. She has that quick "thieving street-dog" stealth, its not often someone gets fresh food off Lawrence when he catches it himself.

So I swept it out the front gate where Billie couldn't get to to it, and kicked Lawrence out with the pigeon, then stomped off to work.

By the time I got home, there was no sign of the pigeon so I assume Lawrence found a nice shady place to disembowel and eat it during the day.
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