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PostPosted: 02:48 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Spider Season Reply with quote

Over the last week I've noticed this is the time of year when spiders start coming indoors. I don't know how they get in and thankfully I only get those skinny money spiders where I live but they're bugging me for sure and there's a lot of them. Anyone else having the same issue? How do you deal with spiders?
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PostPosted: 06:36 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't deal with spiders. Spiders eat flies, flies are annoying. Spiders are welcome.
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
I don't deal with spiders. Spiders eat flies, flies are annoying. Spiders are welcome.


All "insects" are annoying as far as I'm concerned.
I hate flies, gnats, wasps, bees, midgies, moths, spiders, slugs, ants...whatever!
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PostPosted: 13:16 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burn the house down
its the only way to make sure the little feckers aren't assembling
to attack you
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
Burn the house down
its the only way to make sure the little feckers aren't assembling
to attack you


I wish it was that easy...

Foxes,rats,mice,grey squirrels and rabbits, are also a problem in my area...but that is a different story...
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not a fan.
However I acknowledge that they are important in keeping other critter populations down.

But I still have to nuke them out of existence with extreme prejudice if they have the temerity to show their octophthalmous little faces in my presence, those unreasonably multi-limbed scumbags.


... says the woman who is actively considering moving to Australia at some point in the foreseeable future, FFS Rolling Eyes ...
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PostPosted: 13:54 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
says the woman who is actively considering moving to Australia at some point in the foreseeable future, FFS Rolling Eyes ...


That's a conundrum, for sure...
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PostPosted: 13:56 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya rly Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been waking up to face fulls of webs for 2 months now. It's nearly over!
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

spider lives matter.
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

CrypticCrud wrote:
Been waking up to face fulls of webs for 2 months now. It's nearly over!


That's my biggest problem with spiders tbh.
If they left me alone I would probably tolerate them to an extent but they start being active at night and keep biting my face when I'm asleep.
I'm fooked off with waking up to find big lumps around my chin/mouth from spider bites...
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 01 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

FF68 wrote:

That's my biggest problem with spiders tbh.
If they left me alone I would probably tolerate them to an extent but they start being active at night and keep biting my face when I'm asleep.
I'm fooked off with waking up to find big lumps around my chin/mouth from spider bites...


You sure about that? Why would a spider bite you, there's absolutely nothing in it for them even if they could?

Sure it's not bed bugs feeding on you?
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PostPosted: 01:51 - 02 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
FF68 wrote:

That's my biggest problem with spiders tbh.
If they left me alone I would probably tolerate them to an extent but they start being active at night and keep biting my face when I'm asleep.
I'm fooked off with waking up to find big lumps around my chin/mouth from spider bites...


You sure about that? Why would a spider bite you, there's absolutely nothing in it for them even if they could?

Sure it's not bed bugs feeding on you?



My home is ultra clean and always tidy. Definitely no bed bugs. Could be tiny dust mites nibbling on me I suppose but I'm fairly sure it's spiders biting me. They're attracted to food sources and human mouths are obviously inviting to them...
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PostPosted: 03:18 - 02 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spider bites are really rare. It'll either be bed bugs, fleas or a flying insect like midges or mosquitos.
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PostPosted: 06:47 - 02 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Spider bites are really rare. It'll either be bed bugs, fleas or a flying insect like midges or mosquitos.


Well it's definitely not bed bugs as my sheets/duvet covers are all white/cream and I'd see them if they were there so if it's not spiders it must be mites or midgies. I've put a few fly paper strips around my bed now to see if anything gets stuck on them.
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 03 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spiders wouldn't bite you that many times.

Maybe a one-off incident or something, but multiple attacks?
I'd be moving house.

I rolled over in bed one night years ago and heard a buzzing noise in my ear, which I later realised was a warning noise - because the next morning there was a bite mark on my ear, which I suspect was a spider ... but its only ever happened once.

I think I might once have swallowed one (at someone else's house, years later) - I was asleep, probably snoring with my mouth open Laughing and suddenly I woke up and realised I had swallowed something that was moving. Coulda been a fly but it wasn't buzzing about in my trachea, so I tried to cough it up, with no success. I had to keep swallowing and swallowing, panicky as fuck with this lump in my throat until I could feel it being pushed down towards my gut where the stomach acid would eventually put paid to it. Couldn't sleep until there was no sensation at all. Puke Puke

Maybe although you think its not bedbugs (or fleas) then maybe you should try just putting down some diatomaceous powder anyway and see if that helps. You have to leave it down for at least a week and its a PITA cos you end up tracking it all through the house, but it clears unknown critters pretty well. If they're any sort of chitinous critter (which includes spiders), the powder will get in between their exoskeleton and irritate/dehydrate them to death.

Although if anyone has COPD in your family maybe best not, or send them away for a couple of weeks.
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 03 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

FF68 wrote:
I've put a few fly paper strips around my bed now to see if anything gets stuck on them.

Gross, I hate fly paper, vile unsavoury stuff.
You're better off putting a couple of small bowls of warm water (in a place where you won't trip over them).

In the morning all the critters are likely to have jumped in the water while it was warm (which is why they are attacking your body - warmest place/good feed)

You're bound to collect a few critters in the water by the next morning, which might give you a better sense of direction about what they are.
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 03 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

FF68 wrote:
...but they start being active at night and keep biting my face when I'm asleep.
I'm fooked off with waking up to find big lumps around my chin/mouth from spider bites...
... but I'm fairly sure it's spiders biting me. They're attracted to food sources and human mouths are obviously inviting to them...


Laughing

Why do you never wash your face then, to get the food off it before you go to bed, you little minger Laughing

Thinking mebbe its rats Thinking . . . or cockroaches . . . Puke
They are both definitely attracted to food sources.
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 03 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:


Why do you never wash your face then, to get the food off it before you go to bed, you little minger Laughing



Guilty as charged. Being honest, some evenings I don't wash my face or even brush my teeth before bed (especially if I've had a few drinks) so I will step up my night time hygiene a bit now and see if that helps. I've never had this problem before in the last 3 years. Only started happening recently during the hot/sunny weather. I'm confident this is dust mites, or drain flies, or spiders. I'm going to do a big deep clean this weekend and give everywhere a proper hoovering.
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PostPosted: 00:21 - 04 Sep 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
Are you the guy whose little old lady neighbour feeds the rats?
I claim my five pounds.
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