A Joke A Day

[andys675]

[RhynoCZ]

To the person who stole my glasses. I will find you, I have contacts.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[RhynoCZ]

Koi fish always travel in groups of 4. If attacked, Koi A, B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[RhynoCZ]

Doctor: "The X-ray looks like you have a carrot in your rectum."

Patient: "Excuse me, is there an expert here? I don't want someone who can't tell parsley root from a carrot to operate on me..."
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[SpiritMr89]

Not a joke as such, but made me laugh at work tonight.

Pizza was ordered and whilst we sat eating it, the typical topic of pineapple on pizza came up.

TL minced through (openly gay).

Lad - Oi 'TL' what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
TL - I suck suck off random men, do you think I care what goes in my mouth?

He didn't even stop his mincing.
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