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Kawasaki Jimbo
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 19 Feb 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
The self-service at my local Lidl now has an exit barrier and you have to scan your receipt to get out!

My nearest Sainsbury’s did this but they seem to have tired of it and now just leave the gate open.
Laughing

Tesco’s have locked all spirits away in glass-fronted cabinets and I assume all these things are implemented to combat shoplifting. Ironically it’s probably easier to shoplift where there are self-service tills. Serves the greedy corporates right, I guess.
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PostPosted: 12:33 - 03 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noticed my central heating oil was neartly empty last night. Price has hiked 42% in the last 48h. Thanks Donald!
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 03 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Price has hiked 42% in the last 48h. Thanks Donald!

I'm not sure that he's the one that's attacking oil tankers and blowing-up refineries.
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 03 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:

I'm not sure that he's the one that's attacking oil tankers and blowing-up refineries.


What exactly did he think was going to happen as a result of his actions? A peaceful transition into democracy and tea and crumpets before bedtime? There's a reason nobody has done this before now.
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 03 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Noticed my central heating oil was neartly empty last night. Price has hiked 42% in the last 48h. Thanks Donald!


Refilled mine a few weeks ago for like 800, quotes are now in the 1300 region. Jesus. Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 04 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

I put diesel in my car last week... but only after it bleated "5 miles left" Laughing Normally I only stick £20 in but for some reason my subconscious said "£30 is also a nice round number". Trust your gut instinct!
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 05 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thank you for recently contributing to the BBC website.
Unfortunately, we've removed your comment because it broke the house rules

This is the text you wrote:
“Is there a way to return to a thread you’ve contributed to in order to see any replies and re-engage with the conversation?”

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Are considered to be off-topic for the discussion or are derailing the discussion onto a different topic."

Please take a moment to read the house rules, so we don’t have to remove your comments in the future.

Pricks. This was what they used to call “Have Your Say” (HYS) on the BBC News website but they don’t seem to want see debate on current affairs, only single comments. I guess they’re just polling.

I’d already been wondering why I pay the licence fee at all.

Edit: you’re only allowed 400 characters including spaces, which would take me to,
"We reserve the right to fail commen”
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PostPosted: 09:53 - 06 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
I put diesel in my car last week... but only after it bleated "5 miles left" Laughing Normally I only stick £20 in but for some reason my subconscious said "£30 is also a nice round number". Trust your gut instinct!


Petrol car?
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PostPosted: 14:13 - 06 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

Medical professionals giving different contradictory information on what's wrong with you!

Respiratory says I don't have pulmonary fibrosis, but cardiology says I have the very early satges of it, even better cardiology then points out that one of the meds I'm on, Amiodarone, can cause pulmonary fibrosis ... would you like to change to a different medication Thinking

I've requested all my medical records from September 2025 upto February 2026 ... just to see what is actually wrong with me (well apart from the obvious).
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 06 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cream* which the dermatologist gave me effectively burns away the "mild level" BCC I acquired whilst in Australia when I got sunburn.

*The dermatologist-approved equivalent of a skin peel for which rich women pay a fortune to look younger.

This is the early treatment regime that the dermatologist gave me in the expectation that it will burn away the lesion and save me from having to have major-level surgery and reconstructive plastic surgery.

But the area where I have to apply it is very close to my eye, and I have to make sure it includes a 1mm margin.
... so even though I applied it C.A.R.E.F.U.L.L.Y. with a cotton bud ... since I started applying it, I can feel that the cream is finding its way into my eye, probably via my wrinkles Laughing

So my gears are vaguely ground with the anxiety that maybe it will also burn away layers of my eyeball Shocked
But am also hoping if that's the case it might get rid of the not-yet-serious cataract Wink Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 10:01 - 07 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

Eternal optimist/always looking for the silver lining
Rolling Eyes


It's the only way to be, otherwise we'd all be topping ourselves!
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 07 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

a wet weekend after a week of sunshine.
was hoping to get the bike out for the first ride of the year.
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 09 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

The continuing stupity of humanity!!

During the Cuban missile crisis, the atomic clock was set to 7 minutes, refelecting how far away we were to gobal destruction ... as of 27th January 2026, it is now set at 85 seconds.

I've not had a ciggie or joint in over 4.5 years, but I think I may get one or two to have on hand just in case Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 10 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

BanditsHigh wrote:
The continuing stupity of humanity!!

During the Cuban missile crisis, the atomic clock was set to 7 minutes, refelecting how far away we were to gobal destruction ... as of 27th January 2026, it is now set at 85 seconds.

I've not had a ciggie or joint in over 4.5 years, but I think I may get one or two to have on hand just in case Thumbs Up

I'd not bother taking up with the fags again, but I'm kinda thinking about a nice jointy-poo maybe some edibles. I've been ever so well behaved for rather a long time on that front.

Mind you, I do feel a bit more in control of my mental health and my memory as a result ... Thinking
Clear-headed.

But you have to wonder whether there is any point in being clear-headed when a bunch of people over whom you have no control (and even less respect) could just take it from us within a matter of minutes over some carelessly-worded and/or temperamentally dysfunctional tone of voice Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 10:57 - 17 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

Road I live on has been closed between Monday and Friday this week for resurfacing work ... big signs have been up for over a week saying that this will be happening ... I have no problem with that.

But the roadworks crew ... once you'd finished your work for the night (after 9pm), why the fuck did you leave the one side of the road open, complete with signs saying road closed!
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 17 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

An old chestnut, printing stuff.

I have fairly complex skeleton documents in .PDF format which need filling in and have check boxes to delete sections of them by scoring them out.

It's a losing battle already because they were generated by a government agency then adopted by a third party delivery company.

I don't know who's fucked them up, one of those two or microsoft. They open in edge but the scoring out doesn't work, They open in adobe but wont print and they open in chrome but its fucked up the formatting.

I've finally managed to get chrome to print them as they appear on screen but fuck me, that took an hour of my day. You must really have to actively work at fucking things up enough to make a .pdf not talk to a printer.
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 18 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
An old chestnut, printing stuff.

I have fairly complex skeleton documents in .PDF format which need filling in and have check boxes to delete sections of them by scoring them out.

It's a losing battle already because they were generated by a government agency then adopted by a third party delivery company.

I don't know who's fucked them up, one of those two or microsoft. They open in edge but the scoring out doesn't work, They open in adobe but wont print and they open in chrome but its fucked up the formatting.

I've finally managed to get chrome to print them as they appear on screen but fuck me, that took an hour of my day. You must really have to actively work at fucking things up enough to make a .pdf not talk to a printer.


Do you need latest Adobe PDF reader? I use an old one cos I know how it works but there are limitations with it.

Easy will know he's a computer geek.
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 18 Mar 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote

Further research shows it is a combination of all agencies involved who have fucked it up. I tried opening older copies of the same documents I had saved locally and they work fine, but not in Edge any more.

The delivery company have modified the files so they are more "locked down". Effectively added restrictions to the users ability to edit them, despite those editable features being an inherant part of actually using the document.

Also an edge update which is effectively a dumpster fire.

So multiple incompetancy over several agencies. Probably using AI tools.

They missed producing official documents 101 which to me involves, before making one "live", try filling it in.

I know they didn't do this when they first made them because it's what I did when they landed and had to point out they hadn't allowed enough characters in three of the fields to actually fit the required information (for example, all pet microchip numbers are 15 digits long and they'd only allowed space for 12 in one of their fields). They fixed this but it shouldn't be for the end user to point out on an official government document. I don't know if they have a QA system in place but if they do, they aren't following it.

Especially because I'm a vet, not a fucking IT tech.
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