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UncleFester
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PostPosted: 06:16 - 06 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:
When it comes to wrong 'uns, Brand's definitely in the Saville camp, i.e. I am not surprised. I can't say I paid much attention to him when he was the darling of CH4. What I did notice was when he was trying to interview ppl, I got the sense of a writhing box of snakes behind those eyes.


Karma has finally found its path. I agree with you, there was always something unsavoury about him.

Lothario / closet sex pest hiding in plain sight.

We will never know the true number but i bet it's far more than what he's been charged with.
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MarJay
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 06 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:
When it comes to wrong 'uns, Brand's definitely in the Saville camp, i.e. I am not surprised. I can't say I paid much attention to him when he was the darling of CH4. What I did notice was when he was trying to interview ppl, I got the sense of a writhing box of snakes behind those eyes.


Yes, that had crossed my mind too. Both Brand and Saville were never my favourite people on TV, and both made me rather uncomfortable. I was reluctant to watch that episode of Big Fat Quiz of the year that featured Brand. The fact they both turned out to be evil sex pests tracks with my gut feeling about them. I'm not saying I'm infallible, but the alarm bells were at least there, even if they weren't necessarily pointing directly at what they turned out to be.
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 06 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
I seem to recall the BCF "celebrity nonce guess-who" thread was remarkably accurate before it had to be taken down for legal reasons.
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 06 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
I never liked the pseudo-intellectual pretentious faux born again fop.

I'm still at a loss as to who actually did. Someone commissioned his programs though Eh?
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 06 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
Worried dog wouldn’t settle in new home. Friends had him on moving day, he waltzed in like he owned the place, inspected the garden then went to sleep on a rug.
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MarJay
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 06 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've heard a rumour that a certain man whose surname contains the word 'Wally' is seeking a super injunction to stop papers and news organisations from reporting his noncitudes.
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 06 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
I've heard a rumour that a certain man whose surname contains the word 'Wally' is seeking a super injunction to stop papers and news organisations from reporting his noncitudes.


My wife said "but he sleeps with as many men as women!" and I said, maybe that's the image he liked to put about to seem more "media friendly". Jeez... how times have changed Neutral
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UncleFester
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PostPosted: 06:09 - 07 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
OH you mean the idiot who has had his theme park thing cancelled? There's definitely something not quite coche about him too.

Someone on instagram is clearly less worried about the legalities Very Happy

https://www.instagram.com/p/DfU7_4kgTvH/
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 07 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, he's not that famous, even after finding out who it is and looking up his wikipaedia page, I don't recognise him.
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thx1138
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 07 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
Well, he's not that famous, even after finding out who it is and looking up his wikipaedia page, I don't recognise him.


Computer says who?
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Ste
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 07 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
Some poor bastard is having to share a cell with Russell Brand Laughing
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 07 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Some poor bastard is having to share a cell with Russell Brand Laughing


Oddly enough, nearly 20 years ago the Viz magazine did a comic strip in which Russel Brand accidentally shagged all the nursing staff in his grandmothers care home after improbably slipping through the door on a dropped cream donut, was jailed for indecent exposure and got bummed to death in the prison showers.

Issue 164.

They also did one where he was a detective who implicated himself in a murder in a library where the victim was crushed to death by a massive pile of bullshit and bollocks because he wasn't the centre of attention for a short period.

They did another one where he went on a mission from God to disappear up his own arse and retrieve a nugget of sweetcorn.
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 07 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aussie Floyd oiled my gears tonight.

Excellent gig as ever.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 08:16 - 11 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
I seem to recall the BCF "celebrity nonce guess-who" thread was remarkably accurate before it had to be taken down for legal reasons.

So apart from Jonathan Ross, who's next?
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UncleFester
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PostPosted: 09:04 - 11 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think we are going to witness the great distancing of late 2036. Anyone who had anything to do with him. People and corporations will remove all associations and then the court cases will come.

Id say Lucas and Fielding are in for a tough time and I'd bet money Cowell will be dragged in. If not for allegations of abuse, certainly for questions about what they knew but chose to ignore.

AI answers some questions beautifully.

I'm getting popcorn Smile
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A100man
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 11 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:


Oddly enough, nearly 20 years ago the Viz magazine did a comic strip in which Russel Brand accidentally shagged all the nursing staff in his grandmothers care home after improbably slipping through the door on a dropped cream donut, was jailed for indecent exposure and got bummed to death in the prison showers.

Issue 164.

They also did one where he was a detective who implicated himself in a murder in a library where the victim was crushed to death by a massive pile of bullshit and bollocks because he wasn't the centre of attention for a short period.

They did another one where he went on a mission from God to disappear up his own arse and retrieve a nugget of sweetcorn.


Genius.
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A100man
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PostPosted: 10:41 - 11 Nov 2026    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:

Oddly enough, nearly 20 years ago the Viz magazine did a comic strip in which Russel Brand accidentally shagged all the nursing staff in his grandmothers care home after improbably slipping through the door on a dropped cream donut, was jailed for indecent exposure and got bummed to death in the prison showers.

Issue 164.


Seek, and ye shall find!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Viz/comments/1xkzyrm/viz_164_the_adventures_of_ladies_man_russell_brand/
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