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dainesefreak
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 28 Apr 2005    Post subject: Only in America Reply with quote
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-dcycle26apr26%2C0%2C3877312.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

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Frazla
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 28 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 28 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Funny that is!! Laughing Laughing Laughing but whats with american addresses???

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but an airplane shadowed him to his apartment in the 15500 block of 105th Lane in south Miami-Dade County


Try saying that to a taxi driver when your rat arsed!!
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mchaggis
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 28 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
American addresses and streets - everything is horribly planned and laid out in dead straight lines everywhere. Hence you have ridiculously long streets with stupid numbers of buildings on them.

Isn't Milton Keynes similar, just with roundabouts to split things up a bit? It's quite unattractive imo, imagine riding on those kinds of roads. Confused
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Andy99
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 28 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can see his CV now,
Hobbies and interests include dog grooming,car washing and pig baiting.
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Fortuna
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 28 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
mchaggis wrote:
American addresses and streets - everything is horribly planned and laid out in dead straight lines everywhere. Hence you have ridiculously long streets with stupid numbers of buildings on them.

Isn't Milton Keynes similar, just with roundabouts to split things up a bit? It's quite unattractive imo, imagine riding on those kinds of roads. Confused

Yeah, look at the signs as well H6 V2 etc. meaning Horizontal 6 Vertical 2.
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Gazdaman
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 28 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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He also received a citation for bending back his license tag from plain sight.


I liked that bit.

Why not do him for a race can too?

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mchaggis
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 28 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
The things which amused me most were the charges of "aggravated fleeing". It reminded me of Monty Python - "Run away, run away!" Laughing
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plugger147
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 28 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
And the moral of the story is after a few highly dangerous police chases don't go home and wash the car,take the dog out for a walk instead.
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 28 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
sorry double post.
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dainesefreak
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 29 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
They have now recruited the dog. Wink
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ZRX61
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PostPosted: 14:50 - 29 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
mchaggis wrote:
American addresses and streets - everything is horribly planned and laid out in dead straight lines everywhere. Hence you have ridiculously long streets with stupid numbers of buildings on them.

absolute bollocks
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mchaggis
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 29 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
ZRX61 wrote:
absolute bollocks


Not absolute. Perhaps if I'd said that 'it appears that almost all' then it'd be more true.
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 29 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Ho ho.

But you have to say: given that they were following him in a plane, taking his bike home was pretty dumb. Brick Wall
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Vespa
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 29 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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gavking
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 29 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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He also received a citation for bending back his license tag from plain sight.

Don't war heroes recieve citations when they get medals...?
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california_rookie
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PostPosted: 04:34 - 30 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
mchaggis wrote:
American addresses and streets - everything is horribly planned and laid out in dead straight lines everywhere. Hence you have ridiculously long streets with stupid numbers of buildings on them.

Isn't Milton Keynes similar, just with roundabouts to split things up a bit? It's quite unattractive imo, imagine riding on those kinds of roads. Confused


Since when is having everything organized and in a straight line horrible? I assume you prefer twisted streets with names alternating at random and frequent intervals? Ask the postman which way he'd prefer. Rolling Eyes
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mchaggis
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 30 Apr 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm not a postman and my bike doesn't go very fast in straight lines. Straight lines are bad in my book. Smile
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