Summer distractions are here, how the hell do we cope?

[randomspam]

This week I have found out about a new danger I must look out for on the roads throughout summer. Nobody warned me about this before and when driving in the car it's never seemed quite as deadly. Now I am on 2 wheels though and peril at the lights ensues when fit women are walking past. This week It's been only a smattering, the odd jogger here, office lady there, but having just popped out for a small walk this lunch time in old london town to enjoy the beautiful weather I can see I'm going to have my work cut out tonight on the way home. Operation bare flesh is now in full swing.

Don't get me wrong I'm not going to watch them as I'm riding, that's just lunacy but when I'm waiting for Mr Yellow to appear at the lights, my mind starts wandering when the bare midriff and nice arse appears.

Shall I just close my eyes and wait till they and all the other traffic has gone? Share with my your tips for not finding yourself last at the lights after watching the laydeeez flit by.



PC note - those other than Male Hetero must replace all references to women in this post with their preferred totty.

[killa]

Know what you mean, I was coming up to a cop shop when I spotted something moving up and down in the corner off my eye, it was a large rack.
Almost hit the back of a chav in a Sierra 4x4.
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[Liverpoolrobb...]

im going to the beach to look at the ladies later so ill have fun thank god ill be on the prom stretch! soooooooooo many in town tho!

[plugger147]

Nevermind the bike it's getting very difficult to get the trolley around asda's.
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[Annabella]

Yup, I nearly walked into a tree being distracted by just one of those peachy 'two boiled eggs in a hanky' moments


Dammit Helen, you got me started last night !
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[bish777]

i nearly crashed into a bus after spotting a young lady with the most EEEEEEEnornmous breasts and no bra walking down the street two years ago lol
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[JurassicAge]

[jon88]

well on the subject i just came mm's from the back of a transit van whilst looking at a nice lady, back end locked and had the front hard on, thaught i was going down!! just got away with it, sooo stupid keep ur eyes on the road people!

[dotti]

To solve the problem take your wife/girlfriend as a pillion. Knowing that there's someone in a position to punch you in the kidneys will help to keep your attention.
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[sickpup]

I recommend driving with your eyes closed.

[plugger147]

Poor chap just starting to notice women at his age.
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Tristan the wrote: just whipped off my trousers to find a big bruise on my arse, caused by matt rear ending me...

[mrchips]

I have nearly ran into a few things viewing scantily clad women, an artic at traffic lights being the most memorible. Best is to pull over.
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[yambabe]

LOL a bit off-topic but even so.......

I go to an aquafit class at our local baths on a Thursday night. Now as you know I am fairly "well-built". Last night our regular teacher was off on hols and the replacement was a young (early 20s) lad.

He came down to our end of the pool just as we were doing "tuck-jumps" - you know, where you have both feet off the floor at the same time, knees up towards your chest. In my case, this activity involves a certain amount of .... erm... wobble .... and sometimes I have to kinda hold on to stop things getting out of hand (or out of my swimsuit!)

Poor lad was bright red right down to his toes, couldn't look me in the eyes for the whole rest of the class!
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[Vespa]

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[Frost]

[Reevo8]

Vespa, stop giving everybody the horn. lol

I have this problem worse than you guys, the last time I was with a girl was like november, and I am 18, this causes muchos attraction to the ugliest of females.

Ah the teenage body, likes what it sees, but too scared to ask it out!


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[plugger147]

[Frost]

[Jammy-G]

Oh yes the time I've been looking forward to since the end of last summer. Boobies out, shorts skirts.. heaven. Laps of town will be a little better this year now I've passed my test and ride a bike that doesn't sound like a bee.
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[kath600]

i find it quite funny when it's the other way round

e.g, when i'm at the lights and a bloke clocks me on the bike and does a double take i'm no supermodel but i think it's the novelty of a 'burd' being on a 600

me and 2 girly mates who also have cbr's were on a rideout in kent, we pulled up at lights outside a pub, blokes outside drinking clocked the bikes and then one said 'fcuk me boys, they are all burds on those bikes!!!' look on their faces was priceless

i am guilty of clocking a fit bloke on the odd occasion, but only when i got my iridium visor down!
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[v4forlife]

i make detours just to do this sorta thing, i love it and have masterd it

oh, and as for the comment about being 18 and not being with since november, try a year and a half....at 20. this stuff is life threatening, as in i might kill my self if i dont get any
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[westendboy7]

[bish777]

the last time i got any was february with my EX-wife.

Of course the first time i touch her in ages, she gets pregnant......


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[Liverpoolrobb...]

i'm yet to nearly hit some 1 at the mo! its fucking leathal taking ya eyes off the road for a second! imagine going to court cause you was eyeing up some bird and smashed in to some 1