right.

[conpants]

where do i start?
i was out today doing 100mph with my mate kev on my speedfight 50. when this prick comes up on an r1 and offers me a race, well knowing my neon light would give me 39bhp extra i thought i would accept the offer.

half way down the 20mph limit residential area a police car pulled up as i was doing 94mph and i got a blow out and me well wicked fast bike skidded into der car and smashed in the door, so me and kev legged it. however im now worried that they will be able to trace me ad arrest me for riding to fast..

also is there a way of getting my scooter back as me mum hasnt finished paying it off yet

[Gazdaman]

I would laugh, if every other wannabe comedian hadn't done a similar thread somewhere in their career.

Gaz

[conpants]

my word arnt we mr grumpy gills ...

[dodsi]

Yeah, I had a go yesterday...see my CBR 125 thread.

[conpants]

well i am sorry, it would appear the sense of humor on this board is endless, im glad that you find the time to notice a thread as being un funny and then actually comment on it being unfunny, woudlnt it make more sense not to post at all

[Gazdaman]

I didn't say anything to dodsi's post yesterday! All the pent up rage at wannabe funnies had to find a way out.

Congratulations, you win.

Gaz

[conpants]

mmm i love you gaz, give me a big kiss

[instigator]

[conpants]

ohh instigator i think your really soft and cuddedly

[instigator]