Number plate slogans

[froggy128]

have you got one and what does it say or seen any good ones

[Nolongerhere]

Previous ones I have had were:

Hows my riding call 999
&
Kawafukinsaki

Classic ones are:

My other toy has tits
One wheels enough
If you can read this I must have crashed
Tarmac Terrorist
Bye Bye GTI
Scooby Killer

[Ste]

"The car in front is now behind". Or, "Now you see me, now you don't!".

[Milo]

[R4nger]

Cool as penguin piss!
If you're not a haemorrhoid, get off my arse!
If I want you up my arse I'll kiss you first!
R.SEND
May the force not see you
Farkham Hall
Phastasphuk
0-casualty in 2.5 seconds
Ride it like you stole it!
Look me up the pipes and tell me that you love me!
How's my riding? Call 0800 EAT SHIT
Takes corners better than Beckham
If you can read this, the bitch fell off
Rides better than your missus.... officer!
Life begins at 140mph
Nutty as squirrel shit
You smell of wee!

[Method]

[houlsby]

[R4nger]

Hasta La Vista
You are the weakest link.... Goodbye!
Sorry, did I just overtake you?
Eat my fumes
The voices made me do it
Pocket rocket
Kiss my cbrse

[CBRnick]

[numark1]

"Tonight Matthew, I'm Going To Be A Fucking Lunatic"

[JonB]

"Eat my Fumes" is my favourite so far.
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[tatters]

l,ve got "Quater lilter GTI Beater" on the KR-1S



My other ride is your wife
Warp factor 9 please, Mr Sulu.
If you think this is fast, wait until I realise the choke's still on
Engineered in Japan, Reverse Engineered in England
The car in front...is in my way!
Get a life....get a bike
Madder than a bag of badgers
Any closer and people will talk
My other toy has tits
Get off your mobile and race me
60 horses, one rider (had that on the VFR400 )
It's MR DICKHEAD to you
It is big and it is clever
Bilt to tilt
Bye Bye GTI
Fear is Fun
If you can read this you are faster than you look
HAVE A NICE DAY.......IN YOUR CAR
One wheel's enough!
Get down on your knee and pray
More grunt that a horny sperm whale
like the view? Get used to it
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[Josh|RD125LC]

"Ride it like you stole it"

As found on my RD clocks!
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[conpants]

i used to have "aprilia - if you can read this, then i have just broken down"

[Keith]

"Loud pipes save lives" and "This bike is protected by violence" are common ones, but still good.

Are these slogan things legal? I'll be getting myself a new plate at some point for the EU sign on the side but wouldnt mind a slogan too, some very good ones are coming up here!
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[Flip]

I'm going to get "BACDAFUCUP" or "BACKDAFUCOFF"

[cagiva gezzer]

"You've just been done by a MOPED!"
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[emszxr]

on the bottom of my plate it says

FASTEST FANNY IN THE NORTH

[woo]

SHADOWFAX IS MY NAME & GANDALF IS MY MASTER!
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[Gazdaman]

MJB motorcycles

Now all I need to do is change my initials to NRX and I've practically got a custom plate.

Gaz

[westendboy7]

On the rear of a ZX9R I saw the slogan "Fireblade Counter Measure". Thought that was pretty ok

[BlackSheep]

i used to have
" Fuck the pigs"
many years ago when i was young and stupid , but the last one i had on my old GS1000 streetfighter was
" Alarmed ! (you fucking will be if you touch it)"
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[RealNinja]

I've got:

'Boy Racer Baiting Since 1992'

on mine, but the best one I have seen was on a R6 in Birmingham which read:

'If found this way up please call emergency services' - written upside down

One of my mates used to have 'Firebucket Eater' on his Boost YZF750SP, which I thought was kinda cool
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[Steve H]

I must be on my own here (not unusual!)

These slogans get right on my tits, they remind me of the 'You dont have to be mad to work here but it helps' type signs found in workplaces throughout the land.

As soon as I see one of those on a notice boad I can guarantee that it's frequented by tosspots who use the phrases 'zany' and 'wacky' in relation to their sense of humour - Invariably they use said phrases in the 'Looking for Mrs Right' section of their local newspaper

They're like a novelty tie - A waste of soddin' money unless you're gonna use it to string the type of bloke up who's gonna wear one by the goolies

I know it's each to their own but Come on, there ARE limits - If I read 'Ride The Bike Like You Ride Your Woman - Hard 'n Fast' (or something along those lines) on the back of a bike I'd immediately think 'Nob Jockey'

PS - The word 'goolies' comes to you courtesy of Playground Potty Talk circa 1978
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